Mine:
Your plans?
Just working. Looks like you've got a fun day ahead of you. But steve, the snow that we (might) get could make it difficult for you to get to the club. I'm assuming they're calling for snow down there too, right?
I'll shoot all the Catholic cats in my yard.
I've already celebrated yesterday. We had whiskey, beer, food, and St. Paddy's Sativa. I would've gone to SR Oxnard but my driver got drunk.
@Steve-On Friday I had some Lucky Charms ice cream. Delicioso.
Steve, if green is her favorite color, wrap a heavy rubber band around your penis several times about two hours before you go. It should be green by the time you're there and she will get a laugh out of it! ;-)
I've got a special day planned where I'm meeting my ATF at a hotel in the late afternoon, then an in room couples massage, room service dinner, then an evening of pleasure.
watch "The Boondock Saints"
@mikey - I plan to!
@GoVikings - you're right, we may have snowflakes on the shamrocks Monday
@Slick - Lucky Charms ice cream - I need to find that!
@ATACdawg. - sounds painful, lol
@gawker - Darn it, you're making me miss my SB
Some of my married friends invited me to a party in which they assured me there would be several attractive (we've disagreed on this term before) single ladies attending. This will be fun, but sedate and probably not involve excessive drinking.
Some of my single friends want me to do the opposite. I haven't made up my mind.
I didn't make it to the strip club but I did make it to my bottle of Jameson. Now I need a new bottle of Jameson.
I had a corned beef dinner at my daughter's house. Just family. Interestingly she baked the cabbage instead of boiling it.
Why did God invent whiskey?
To keep the Irish from ruling the world!
@ Slick - me neither! My St. Pat's day shenanigans consisted of shoveling snow, sure and begorrah. At the end of the day my back hurt and it was below freezing out. Followed your lead and cuddled up with the Jameson bottle.
If the other dancers aren't wearing green, you can pinch them...right?