This guy got a date with the sluttiest loosest girl on stripperweb one night. It was their first date together and he pull over to the side of the road. They both jump into the back seat and she is practically shoving his hand down in her panties. The petting gets more and more intense until she yells, "ouch, your ring hurts!"
He says, "that is not my ring, its my watch!"
lol, you've got us on the ropes, Joe. Don't know how many rounds we can last.