About a month ago, me and...

About a month ago, me and a buddy drove down from Austin to camp on the beach. We got into town kinda late, and decided to just get a hotel for the night and go to beach in the morning. We ended up staying at the red roof inn, where, after a quick google search for "gentlemens club", I was delighted to learn club Cheetah was only a quick 5-7 minute walk away. I was already drinking and partying, so this was perfect, a strip club just 5 mins walk up the road, and I didn't even have to risk driving intoxicated. Good start to the night!

Ok so it was about 11:00PM at night when, after reading reviews of the club on tuscl, I decided to go ahead and see what this place is all about. Many of the reviews indicated the talent wasn't all that great, but i figured what the fuck, I've never been to this club before, and this is probably the only time I'll ever be staying at this hotel so close, so off I go on a short walk to the club.

The atmosphere and vibe was actually really good. My first impression was that this is gonna be a fun party. There was a $10 cover to get in, and it seemed like a good party going on right away. It was a Friday night and the place was packed. Lots of customers and lots of dancers. The music was good and loud, and lots of naked girls everywhere. I like a packed, fun, environment, so this was great. There was a pregnant girl working as a waitress who very politely showed me to a seat that suited my interests, situated somewhere in the middle between the 2 stages they had going on. She gets me a beer, which I felt was a little high at $5.75, but I went for it anyways.