Found Money
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Last week I found money in a strip club. I was sitting at a table beside one of the satellite stages jutting off the main stage. Strippers walk out onto these stages and swing around the poles, getting very close to the customers. At one point when no dancer was on the stage, my eyes dropped down and saw 3 one dollar bills on an empty chair. The money must have fallen out of a dancer's garter.
I would have returned the money but I didn't know who lost it. So I used the dollar bills to tip the next dancers to come on the stage.
I have lost a lot of money in strip clubs, but this was the first time I found money. Has this happened to anyone else?
I would have returned the money but I didn't know who lost it. So I used the dollar bills to tip the next dancers to come on the stage.
I have lost a lot of money in strip clubs, but this was the first time I found money. Has this happened to anyone else?
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I really hate the loonie/toonie toss in Alberta clubs.
I do regularly "find" a wad of 1's in a pants or jacket pocket
But I still hadn't found my landyard. Turns out it wasn't in the club, but I did end up finding it later that night because I re-traced my steps and it was lying out on the road (must have fell out of my pocket) near the bus stop. Yeah, I USE to take the city bus to the club.
Good thing it was a Viking lanyard so no one was tempted to pick it up :)
Unfortunately, very true. I am sure there are many fine younger people (the SO and myself have a couple), but the %, I believe is way down. Or perhaps you just hear more about the scum of the earth these days.
Needless to say I typically frequent strip clubs alone these days to avoid embarrassment like that. Even though we were throwing probably $100 per dancer on stage, if my buddy would have gotten caught I wouldn't be surprised if they threw us all out regardless of the money we were spending.
I was a bit surprised to see the bouncers allowing one guy to go up on stage to tip the dancers. I heard he was tipping twenties, not ones. First time I saw a guy from the crowd allowed to go up on stage.
Not at all stupid. Doing the right thing is as it should be. Kudos to you!
A year or so ago I lost my wallet in a strip club. I realized it was gone when I got back to the hotel, so I went back looking for it. No luck. I had to do some fast talking to get the hotel to give me another key for the room, since I didn't have any ID. (I always keep those key cards in my wallet.)
The next day I called and they told me another customer had found it and turned it in. Not only were my cards and ID there, but all the cash was as well.
I've actually found a woman's purse with all her important things, just no cash. She was reluctant to get it back. At first I thought that quite strange, but then realized it was likely snatched and see sure didn't wish to be involved with me as I could very well have bee the bad guy. As it turned out, I got it back to her mother and all was well.