Round 2

An old woman had recently lost her husband. She is so upset about it that she wanted to end it all. She got a gun and decided she was going to end it by shooting herself. She didnt want any pain so she wanted it to be quick so she decided she would shoot herself in the heart.

She wanted to make sure she didnit right so she went to the doctor. When she was there she asked exactly where her heart was. The doctor told her it was just below her left breast.

Later that evening she was admitted to the emergency room with a gunshot wound to her left knee.