To paraphrase an old song:
Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin. Could have been three or four six-packs, I don't know, she was ugly as sin But I did it anyway, and I think that I am gonna die. Tell me, me oh me oh my.
I ain't no spring chicken and most certainly know better. Very rarely is the little head take total control to what is beyond logic and I don't even drink. Did I say that she was ugly? Engaged a cheap VIP and anything went (and it did). Logic and personal taste went too. Shit.
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Shit happens.
Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. You can't unring the bell. Lesson learned. Is that enough platitudes?
I am not sure what I did could be considered as philosophical.
Still shaking my head. (The big one)
Ugly is as ugly does
Was she coyote ugly?
Wereb you bumping uglier?
I've never gone to bed with an ugly stripper. But I've woken up with a few.
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