To paraphrase an old song:
Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, she was ugly as sin
But I did it anyway, and I think that I am gonna die.
Tell me, me oh me oh my.
I ain't no spring chicken and most certainly know better. Very rarely is the little head take total control to what is beyond logic and I don't even drink.
Did I say that she was ugly?
Engaged a cheap VIP and anything went (and it did).
Logic and personal taste went too.
Shit.
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last commentShit happens.
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Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. You can't unring the bell.
Lesson learned. Is that enough platitudes?
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I am not sure what I did could be considered as philosophical.
Still shaking my head. (The big one)
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Ugly is as ugly does
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Was she coyote ugly?
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Wereb you bumping uglier?
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I've never gone to bed with an ugly stripper. But I've woken up with a few.
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