FKK Clubs in Germany - Tips, Advice, Hints

The Strip Club Hound blog had an interesting posting on FKK clubs: stripclubhound.blogspot.com

Not sure; but I seem to recall TUSCLer “londonguy” may have some experience w/ that.

@Detroit248

They are amazing. If you post here, definitely make time for it. Imagine a good quality strip club where instead of LDs CFS and CBJ were the basic services with more negotiable. Food, drink, naked girls, sex. You'll feel like Caligula. And it isn't that expensive (though bring at least 500 euro cash). Expect to spend at least a few hours because you'll need time to recover between sessions.

Oh and most of the girls speak enough English for you to at least transact the basics.

In terms of getting robbed, your money will be in a safe you have access to. In terms of what to expect read stories online. Just remember you are going to be semi-naked the whole time and possibly swimming naked or something so be presentable nude.

^ Damn – why can’t we have these kind of fine establishments here in the gold ole USA

@knightwish

Thanks for the input. I am considering it immensely!

From what I have seen so far, it will run me about 300 euro (75 for entry, 50 for basic services, 50+ for additional services, 100 for alcohol). And then not counting the cab ride.

I was expecting to spend a few hours, the spa services will keep me there that long!

As for looking presentable nude...I am by no means the most fit nor the most grossly obese. Other than some man-scaping I plan to do before I leave, I think I will be good. :-)

@papi_chulo I think we need to open one in Nevada or Canada where the working girls have some protection with the law.

Oase and Goldentime are both North of Frankfurt and are regarded as amongst the best clubs in Germany. I am hoping to go to either one or possibly both of them in the summer.

I have a good friend that has been to both of these and more and he speaks very highly of them. On a good day you can see real high quality girls for a fraction of the cost you would pay for a comparable German escort.

If you want any more help/advice PM me

And if you can get to Vienna then club Babylon is even better in some peoples opinion.

Sorry...me again. If time runs out and you do want the services of an escort then PM me for some great agency web addresses.

@Detroit

I think I was paying 70 euros 1/2 hr + tip (smallish). Some are cheaper but the quality of the women drops and this is a once in a lifetime experience. I doubt you will spend 100 on alcohol but if you drink that heavily then 300 would be cutting it much too close. No harm in having more cash with you, your money is in a safe the whole time.

Detroit - be prepared to be depressed upon return.

There's a ton of info out there plus services to help newbies (It can be really boring in a non-English speaking country) try fkktour

You may want to try FKKTOUR.com they've been in business for over twenty years and I've found their info to be the most accurate and up to date. Because there are so many clubs knowing your way around makes sense going with an expert. Plus with the new German laws as of July 1st 2017 You'll need to know people to get the best service

Your question about costs can be found at fkktour.com Actual customers Perpective fkktour.com What kind of women you'll find and actual photos of them fkktour.com Special offers and discounts on trips fkktour.com Videos on the inside of the clubs with girls fkktour.com Trip Planning fkktour.com

pure envy.

damn. (wish i had budgeted better.)

The guys in the organization I am building will be getting PS ( Pussy Saturation ) by FKK grade hotties 365 days per year, and at no additional charge beyond the moderate tax deductible membership dues.

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