So I'm in the naughty corner with my CF and as I'm groping, er, I mean, gently caressing her skin, she exclaims, "your hands are so soft, I love it!"
I get this all the time from dancers, lol. I guess it's a good thing, maybe I get a little more leeway with where my hands roam.
I get it all the time. Some strippers probably like the calloused hands of a manual laborer ("not that there's anything wrong with that") but others genuinely prefer my soft touch. I take it as a compliment and continue to grope :)
I do. And then I have a standard joke that I make about it. I ask the dancer, "Do you want to know how I keep them soft?" She always says, "Yes." Then I point to the stage and say, "I don't do pole tricks." It's among my repertoire of strip club jokes when I first meet a dancer and gets a laugh every time.
I've heard that and felt it was a variant of "Oh, you've got such a big dick.", because most can't get that line out with a straight face. In fact the last time I was complimented on my "throbbing manhood", we both ended up laughing.
I get the soft hands comment all the time. My hands spend most of their time on a keyboard, so they're frequently softer than the dancer's are, which is one of the reasons why given a choice between "manual" extras and no extras I'll go with none.
I went down to Bath & Body Works and got these gloves. You lotion your hands up, put on the gloves, and go to sleep. It's been a week and my hands are getting soft n smooth. Y'all muthafuckas better watch out.
@slick - gloves are very important in maintaining your standing in the soft hands brigade.
Of course, if you're doing any kind of physical labor, yard work, etc. you should wear a pair of good work gloves. Best option is to hire a couple guys from outside the local 7-11 and avoid the risk altogether.
Once it starts to get nippy out, I always wear gloves outside, and make sure to keep a spare set handy. Once I asked my SB to get something out of the glove compartment of my car. "Hey, you've got gloves in here" she exclaimed. She said I was the only person she knew who actually had gloves in their glove compartment, lol
I have been doing corporate weenie work for almost 3 months so my hands have probably softened up. I'm soon back to the exploration camp for the helter-skelter spring break up chaos - lots of opportunities for callouses to roughen up and for skin to become diesel begrimed once again.
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But half the strippers I've met have rougher hands than me, especially the AA ones.
Sadly, never gotten that :(
I also get this comment from the civvi girls. Growing up I kinda didn’t like hearing this b/c I felt soft hands were not masculine.
A stripper that knows her sandpaper grits - impressive!
A stripper that knows her sandpaper grits - impressive
So she's fucking the tile guy and the carpenter?
Of course, if you're doing any kind of physical labor, yard work, etc. you should wear a pair of good work gloves. Best option is to hire a couple guys from outside the local 7-11 and avoid the risk altogether.
Once it starts to get nippy out, I always wear gloves outside, and make sure to keep a spare set handy. Once I asked my SB to get something out of the glove compartment of my car. "Hey, you've got gloves in here" she exclaimed. She said I was the only person she knew who actually had gloves in their glove compartment, lol
Also no chance of any SC visit for me.