So I'm in the naughty corner with my CF and as I'm groping, er, I mean, gently caressing her skin, she exclaims, "your hands are so soft, I love it!" I get this all the time from dancers, lol. I guess it's a good thing, maybe I get a little more leeway with where my hands roam.
So who else is a member of the soft hand brigade?
Clubber raises his. I've heard that many times.
I've heard that about my hands but never about my dick. :)
I've gotten that too. I guess compared to the dirty old men and sleezy vagrants that frequent the club I might be a welcomed sight midweek.
I got that one too
I get it all the time. Some strippers probably like the calloused hands of a manual laborer ("not that there's anything wrong with that") but others genuinely prefer my soft touch. I take it as a compliment and continue to grope :)
Yes that and soft lips. :-)
Yep I get the same thing because I'm in sales and don't work for a living just collect a paycheck LOL !
I do. And then I have a standard joke that I make about it. I ask the dancer, "Do you want to know how I keep them soft?" She always says, "Yes." Then I point to the stage and say, "I don't do pole tricks." It's among my repertoire of strip club jokes when I first meet a dancer and gets a laugh every time.
Shit I thought I was the only one with the soft hands comments! :(
But half the strippers I've met have rougher hands than me, especially the AA ones.
Nothing fucking soft about me.
I file my callouses down on a weekly basis.
Around the lake tonight.
I get that all the time, which is funny because in my job, they don't get soft there. Just more SS.
Yep, I've heard that one a few times.
With all these positive responses.....might just be SS.
I've heard that and felt it was a variant of "Oh, you've got such a big dick.", because most can't get that line out with a straight face. In fact the last time I was complimented on my "throbbing manhood", we both ended up laughing.
Girls like when I scratch their back with my calloused finger tips...
Could be SS, but my manicurist says the same thing :)
Oh, you've got such a big dick."
Sadly, never gotten that :(
I work at a deck job, so I have soft hands and I get that comment frequently.
Add one more to the soft hands brigade. Just about every dancer has commented on them and asked for a back rub.
As a desk jockey I get this all the time.
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I guess that Farmer Art and I are the few with sandpaper hands. This cutie pie said my hands felt like 30 Grit. She's a funny honey, that one.
I get that too – and like “sflguyâ€; the AA dancers mention it more often b/c often times their hands are rougher than mine.
I also get this comment from the civvi girls. Growing up I kinda didn’t like hearing this b/c I felt soft hands were not masculine.
Canny ,that was "Deck job"with an "E" right?
"This cutie pie said my hands felt like 30 Grit."
A stripper that knows her sandpaper grits - impressive!
This cutie pie said my hands felt like 30 Grit."
A stripper that knows her sandpaper grits - impressive
So she's fucking the tile guy and the carpenter?
I get the soft hands comment all the time. My hands spend most of their time on a keyboard, so they're frequently softer than the dancer's are, which is one of the reasons why given a choice between "manual" extras and no extras I'll go with none.
@calvinrex - lol
I am known for my soft touch, as well as being a great kisser! I also give great back-rubs which are much loved by the dancers.
And your dad is proud of you!
^ these chicks clapping – and they ain’t using hands
xATF once told be I have soft hands... but it wasn't a compliment
I get the soft hands comment fairly often. In most cases my hands are softer than the girl's.
I went down to Bath & Body Works and got these gloves. You lotion your hands up, put on the gloves, and go to sleep. It's been a week and my hands are getting soft n smooth. Y'all muthafuckas better watch out.
Well Slick if you intended to rub your hands on me, I'm glad you're in California.
Damn it, Shadow. Foiled again.
I've been complimented often for my soft hands.
@slick - gloves are very important in maintaining your standing in the soft hands brigade.
Of course, if you're doing any kind of physical labor, yard work, etc. you should wear a pair of good work gloves. Best option is to hire a couple guys from outside the local 7-11 and avoid the risk altogether.
Once it starts to get nippy out, I always wear gloves outside, and make sure to keep a spare set handy. Once I asked my SB to get something out of the glove compartment of my car. "Hey, you've got gloves in here" she exclaimed. She said I was the only person she knew who actually had gloves in their glove compartment, lol
I have been doing corporate weenie work for almost 3 months so my hands have probably softened up. I'm soon back to the exploration camp for the helter-skelter spring break up chaos - lots of opportunities for callouses to roughen up and for skin to become diesel begrimed once again.
Also no chance of any SC visit for me.
I'm an office pogue too, so I get the soft hands compliment moderately often as well.
Never, but one girl told me I had a nice touch.