The Best US Cities for Strip Clubs

32 comments

• GoVikings

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  10 years ago

  I haven't clubbed in any of the cities on your list. However, I'm not that far from Baltimore. What makes Baltimore worthy of being on this list? Please tell me.
• sexualchoc

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  10 years ago

  You best put Phoenix on that list, trust me on that!
• gawker

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  10 years ago

  Providence should be in the top 10..
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  ?
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  What makes these cities great for clubbing?
• rh48hr

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  10 years ago

  I can guarantee Phoenix is better than Albuquerque and Denver. Don't know much about Kansas city but I know it's not talked about much around here. I think patrons in Houston would take issue with you listing San Antonio on the list. And any list that doesn't include Providence and Miami is incomplete.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  Upland! Fuck the rest.
• latinalover69

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  10 years ago

  I am from LA. Not sure why this would make the list? Better than Dallas, Houston, Vegas? I doubt it.
• SlickSpic

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  10 years ago

  I don't.
• nemesisk7

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  10 years ago

  TIJUANA/san diego PERIOD
• Electronman

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  10 years ago

  Tijuana, yes. San Diego, NO. Didn't you see the reports of San Diego sending in a SWAT team to check dancer IDs and photograph the dancers? What a difference 20 miles and an international border makes!
• jthershey

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  10 years ago

  Of the cities I've been a patron in: 1. Tijuana (not SD) 2. Phoenix 3. Dallas 4. Detroit 5. Miami 6. Las Vegas 7. Los Angeles I've been to others, such as Kansas City and San Antonio, and I can't even see myself adding them to the list. They were that bad. And from what my friends say, Tampa would be right at the top, but I've never been there.
• Mal2

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  10 years ago

  KANSAS CITY? Yer on drugs. No Vegas? Talking completely outta yer ass.
• mjx01

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  10 years ago

  out of the original list, I can see Detroit, Tampa, and LA (assuming that 'LA' includes COI) being in the top 10 (in no particular order) The others originally listed don't deserve to be ahead of Houston, Dallas, phoenix, Miami and Providence.
• Alucard

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  10 years ago

  The city selection DEPENDS on whether or not you are looking for sexual extras or not
• Dolfan

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  10 years ago

  For my money Miami beats Tampa, hands down, not even close. I've never been to a SC in San Antonio and have limited/outdated history in Houston, but based on comments around here I'd think most would agree Houston is significantly ahead of San Antonio. I'd think Dallas/Ft. Worth would be too. To those who mentioned Tijuana, the title said US. However, if we're gonna include those border area's I'd say Toronto's up there. It's a lot like Miami in that there's a variety of club styles within a 30ish minute ride with one that's bound to suit your particular fancy. But really, you'd need more information to make any sense of this. What are the criteria here? Do you just mean which cities are the easiest to score cheap extras in? Are you including adjacent areas too, is COI lumped in with LA?
• stenton1

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  10 years ago

  I assume that list is based on extras available. I travel a lot on business, and I would put Providence and Tampa towards the top. The mileage was insane! Baltimore is good, but it's hit or miss if you hit "the block" because some clubs are great with extras, others...not so much. This forum helps me weed that out. I am from the Philly metro area, and there are several high mileage clubs. In north Jersey there are also several FS clubs if you like Latinas, which I love!
• RTP

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  10 years ago

  I have been clubbing in most of these cities. Albuquerque, San Antonio and Kansas City would not make my top 20. Atlanta, Dallas, Providence, and Houston certainly would.
• rl27

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  10 years ago

  I have been to a New Orleans strip club three different times in the 90's and unless things have changed a lot, I see no reason to ever visit one there again. The security was extremely overzealous in every one, I even saw one guy get punched in the face on stage by one of the security goons, and forcefully knock on the ground with his face smashed into the ground by three others that swarmed on him, and couldn't see anything he did that warranted that treatment. Only one club in the French Quarter wasn't a dive, and the prices there were 3x the prices at other clubs, and the dancers at that club were mostly in the 7 range in looks. The clubs outside the quarter were not any better. Lap dances at all the clubs were lame.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  OP is a troll on this one
• SuperDude

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  10 years ago

  Extras are (almost) the norm in Detroit. That's why the high rating.
• mjx01

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  10 years ago

  definitely +Toronto if we're going international
• joker44

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  10 years ago

  I DO club in Kansas City and nearby Kansas. Like others I'd love to hear your justification for listing it. When was the last time you clubbed here --- ten years ago?
• joker44

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  10 years ago

  AND NONE of your reviewed clubs are in KC!
• sinclair

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  10 years ago

  Remove San Antonio, New Orleans, Denver, Albuquerque, Kansas City, Philadelphia. Replace with Miami, Las Vegas, Houston, Providence, ESL, Phoenix. Change Los Angeles to COI.
• MrDeuce

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  10 years ago

  What Sinclair said. *Nobody* talks about the quality of strip clubs in San Antonio or Kansas City, for example. *Everyone* knows that SCs in Miami and Providence, for instance, are among the best.
• jack0505

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  10 years ago

  Providence a year ago, yes. Now, no.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  That was a pretty fucked up list for the most part – I could have done almost as good a job by picking names out of a hat. sinclair has it right.
• crazyjoe

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  10 years ago

  Denver has gotten somewhat better for milage but still has no business on this list
• Tiredtraveler

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  10 years ago

  How did KC. Clubbed there once and will not waste my money again when I am in town.
• sclvr5005

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  10 years ago

  Best US Cities for Strip Clubs according to who?
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  The REAL Best US Cities for Strip Clubs 1. Gils Rock 2. Brandywine 3. Clayno 4. Bayou Gauche 5. Cottonwood Shores 6. Fowler 7. La Luz 8. Spreckels 9. Tonganoxie 10. Blue Bell Same states, but just another mostly worthless opinion.