The Best US Cities for Strip Clubs

I haven't clubbed in any of the cities on your list. However, I'm not that far from Baltimore.

What makes Baltimore worthy of being on this list? Please tell me.

You best put Phoenix on that list, trust me on that!

Providence should be in the top 10..

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What makes these cities great for clubbing?

I can guarantee Phoenix is better than Albuquerque and Denver.

Don't know much about Kansas city but I know it's not talked about much around here.

I think patrons in Houston would take issue with you listing San Antonio on the list.

And any list that doesn't include Providence and Miami is incomplete.

Upland! Fuck the rest.

I am from LA. Not sure why this would make the list? Better than Dallas, Houston, Vegas? I doubt it.

I don't.

TIJUANA/san diego PERIOD

Tijuana, yes.
San Diego, NO. Didn't you see the reports of San Diego sending in a SWAT team to check dancer IDs and photograph the dancers?

What a difference 20 miles and an international border makes!

Of the cities I've been a patron in:

1. Tijuana (not SD) 2. Phoenix 3. Dallas 4. Detroit 5. Miami 6. Las Vegas 7. Los Angeles

I've been to others, such as Kansas City and San Antonio, and I can't even see myself adding them to the list. They were that bad.

And from what my friends say, Tampa would be right at the top, but I've never been there.

KANSAS CITY? Yer on drugs. No Vegas? Talking completely outta yer ass.

out of the original list, I can see Detroit, Tampa, and LA (assuming that 'LA' includes COI) being in the top 10 (in no particular order)

The others originally listed don't deserve to be ahead of Houston, Dallas, phoenix, Miami and Providence.

The city selection DEPENDS on whether or not you are looking for sexual extras or not

For my money Miami beats Tampa, hands down, not even close.

I've never been to a SC in San Antonio and have limited/outdated history in Houston, but based on comments around here I'd think most would agree Houston is significantly ahead of San Antonio. I'd think Dallas/Ft. Worth would be too.

To those who mentioned Tijuana, the title said US. However, if we're gonna include those border area's I'd say Toronto's up there. It's a lot like Miami in that there's a variety of club styles within a 30ish minute ride with one that's bound to suit your particular fancy.

But really, you'd need more information to make any sense of this. What are the criteria here? Do you just mean which cities are the easiest to score cheap extras in? Are you including adjacent areas too, is COI lumped in with LA?

I assume that list is based on extras available. I travel a lot on business, and I would put Providence and Tampa towards the top. The mileage was insane! Baltimore is good, but it's hit or miss if you hit "the block" because some clubs are great with extras, others...not so much. This forum helps me weed that out.
I am from the Philly metro area, and there are several high mileage clubs. In north Jersey there are also several FS clubs if you like Latinas, which I love!

I have been clubbing in most of these cities. Albuquerque, San Antonio and Kansas City would not make my top 20. Atlanta, Dallas, Providence, and Houston certainly would.

I have been to a New Orleans strip club three different times in the 90's and unless things have changed a lot, I see no reason to ever visit one there again. The security was extremely overzealous in every one, I even saw one guy get punched in the face on stage by one of the security goons, and forcefully knock on the ground with his face smashed into the ground by three others that swarmed on him, and couldn't see anything he did that warranted that treatment.

Only one club in the French Quarter wasn't a dive, and the prices there were 3x the prices at other clubs, and the dancers at that club were mostly in the 7 range in looks. The clubs outside the quarter were not any better. Lap dances at all the clubs were lame.

OP is a troll on this one

Extras are (almost) the norm in Detroit. That's why the high rating.

definitely +Toronto if we're going international

I DO club in Kansas City and nearby Kansas. Like others I'd love to hear your justification for listing it. When was the last time you clubbed here --- ten years ago?

AND NONE of your reviewed clubs are in KC!

Remove San Antonio, New Orleans, Denver, Albuquerque, Kansas City, Philadelphia.

Replace with Miami, Las Vegas, Houston, Providence, ESL, Phoenix.

Change Los Angeles to COI.

What Sinclair said.

*Nobody* talks about the quality of strip clubs in San Antonio or Kansas City, for example. *Everyone* knows that SCs in Miami and Providence, for instance, are among the best.

Providence a year ago, yes. Now, no.

That was a pretty fucked up list for the most part – I could have done almost as good a job by picking names out of a hat.

sinclair has it right.

Denver has gotten somewhat better for milage but still has no business on this list

How did KC. Clubbed there once and will not waste my money again when I am in town.

Best US Cities for Strip Clubs according to who?

The REAL Best US Cities for Strip Clubs

1. Gils Rock

2. Brandywine

3. Clayno

4. Bayou Gauche

5. Cottonwood Shores

6. Fowler

7. La Luz

8. Spreckels

9. Tonganoxie

10. Blue Bell

Same states, but just another mostly worthless opinion.