Blow jobs are overrated. I have found that having an interesting conversation with a dancer is far more satisfying than sloppy, wet oral sex. Talking to a dancer forms an emotional connection, and I am willing to pay more for this type of intimacy than for the cheap thrill of a dancer sucking my dick.
Blow darts are overrated. That goes double for ninja stars. When I was a kid, I saw my Tio Irmo gored by a bull. He survived. If a 2,000 lb bull with foot long horns can't kill you, what the fuck are some ninja stars gonna do? Annoy you? And I don't wanna hear shit about poison tips.
"The first of April, some do say/ Is set apart for All Fool's day;/ But why the people call it so/ Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,/ But on this day are people sent/ On purpose for pure merriment." - Poor Robin's Almanac, 1790.
Even though I got a good one over on my therapist when I went in for shoulder therapy. She came in and I was clutching my arm. She asjed what was wrong. I told her I had no feeling and could barely move it. Concern was all over her! I then asked her what day it was, Her reply, Tuesday." I said the date. Her reply, April , oh I'll get you".
Lesson learned, never pull a joke on someone getting ready to use electrical stimulation, joint manipulation, and "massage" on you!
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I'll get some cash from the ATM, call all the dancers "babe," then wait two hours for my CF to show up. Hell, I may even stay out until 2 AM
Please don’t forget “the art of conversationâ€
Suck jobs suck
Even though I got a good one over on my therapist when I went in for shoulder therapy. She came in and I was clutching my arm. She asjed what was wrong. I told her I had no feeling and could barely move it. Concern was all over her! I then asked her what day it was, Her reply, Tuesday." I said the date. Her reply, April , oh I'll get you".
Lesson learned, never pull a joke on someone getting ready to use electrical stimulation, joint manipulation, and "massage" on you!