Blow Jobs Are Overrated

Blow darts are overrated. That goes double for ninja stars. When I was a kid, I saw my Tio Irmo gored by a bull. He survived. If a 2,000 lb bull with foot long horns can't kill you, what the fuck are some ninja stars gonna do? Annoy you? And I don't wanna hear shit about poison tips.

Did your account get hacked along with Clubber's? You guys posting weird stuff!

"The first of April, some do say/ Is set apart for All Fool's day;/ But why the people call it so/ Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,/ But on this day are people sent/ On purpose for pure merriment." - Poor Robin's Almanac, 1790.

Evan just talking to strippers is disgusting. I'm never going to another strip club.

I don't know what's gotten into you guys, but I plan to have a great time at the club today.

I'll get some cash from the ATM, call all the dancers "babe," then wait two hours for my CF to show up. Hell, I may even stay out until 2 AM

Juice ! Juice ! Juice!

I have only one thing to say about BJ's "A good one is great a bad one ain't bad!!"

And Twinks are underrated.

@ 229:

Please don’t forget “the art of conversation”

BJs are more of an art than a science – any chick can do them – but only a few can do them really well.

Blow jobs blow

Suck jobs suck

April fools!!!!!

God, I'll be glad when this day is over!

Even though I got a good one over on my therapist when I went in for shoulder therapy. She came in and I was clutching my arm. She asjed what was wrong. I told her I had no feeling and could barely move it. Concern was all over her! I then asked her what day it was, Her reply, Tuesday." I said the date. Her reply, April , oh I'll get you".

Lesson learned, never pull a joke on someone getting ready to use electrical stimulation, joint manipulation, and "massage" on you!