Im minding my own business using the restroom when some fat dumbfuck comes in stomping and talking loud. Next thing I know he does a karate kick and kicks open the door to the stall I am in! Wtf? I started yelling at him and he has the nerve to look shocked. Then he is out there telling his friend he kicked the door in on me.
I should have moped the floor with him but I have better things to do


Moped?.... You should have Monster Trucked his ass. :)