I had a problem with armadillos digging holes in my yard last year. I called my lawn care people and they came out and sprayed the lawn with a poison that kills the grubs that the armadillos feed on. Bye bye armadillos for $85.
@CrazyJoe: Of course everyone knows that plain armadillo armor won't block alien mind control waves. You have to cover it with a layer of aluminum foil!
When I lived in San Antonio, I heard stories about armadillos digging up yards. I asked a Texan how you got rid of them. The Texan looked at me incredulously and said, "You just shoot them!"
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I've heard they are very tasty. Might have really cut your food budget (more for clubbing) had you just cooked the suckers!
No STD's so you can f&^% them. :)