I saw a picture of a baby hippopotamus. It looks like a cross between an armadillo and a dog
Lol.
I saw a picture of a baby hippopotamus. It looks like a cross between an armadillo and a dog
Lol.
Motor, how did you come across that pic?
I had a problem with armadillos digging holes in my yard last year. I called my lawn care people and they came out and sprayed the lawn with a poison that kills the grubs that the armadillos feed on. Bye bye armadillos for $85.
sc,
I've heard they are very tasty. Might have really cut your food budget (more for clubbing) had you just cooked the suckers!
Just dont start wearing your armadillo helmet and telling people it is protecting you from mind reading alians
Aren't armadillo's like raccoons and rats.. carry every disease know to man.
Tired,
No STD's so you can f&^% them. :)
So, no STD's but I guess your dick could fall off. :(
@CrazyJoe: Of course everyone knows that plain armadillo armor won't block alien mind control waves. You have to cover it with a layer of aluminum foil!
When I lived in San Antonio, I heard stories about armadillos digging up yards. I asked a Texan how you got rid of them. The Texan looked at me incredulously and said, "You just shoot them!"
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My Tia Lupe has a stuffed armadillo in her living room. Don't ask.