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how long is to long ?

How long should a single visit last ?

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How much do you hate ice storms or freezing rain?

I don't like it when the lights start flickering or go out. I remember after one ice storm in the Greenville SC area, whole blocks or towns were pitch dark 2 weeks after a bad ice storm.…

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A Comedy Classic is 10 Years Old Today

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!" is ten years old today. The Rick James episode of the Dave Chappelle show first aired on 2/11/04. In my opinion, it is the funniest half hour in t.v. history. What did the five fingers say…

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Finding schedules for out of town clubs

So, just reviewed an amazing weekend I had in FL at the Beach yesterday, and I'll be back next year for sure, either in JAX or ORL - so it's not far away. In particular, one dancer just…

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extras

How much is really enough in one visit?

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chickened out or wised up?

In November I was planning to go to Tijuana (Hong Kong, etc- some mongers' nirvana). Plans changed. Was planning again to go this month but cancelled a few days before. Chickened out or wised up? If you go by a…

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Bachelors on stage

Have you guys ever witnessed and extras going on with the guy that the girls get the bachelor up on stage?

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Glory Holes

Anyone out there done a glory hole or "adult Theater event" (couple show up for a gang bang. I have never been tempted to do either: http://img135.imagevenue.com/loc419/th_872182914_surprise020114_123_419lo.jpg because you never know what is on the other side of the wall and…

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Accurate Information on STIs and HIV/AIDS

The American Sexual Health Association is a trusted source of reliable information on sexual health and sexually transmitted diseases/infections. http://www.ashastd.org/ AND: http://www.ashapublications.org/color-atlas-synopsis-of-sexually-transmitted-diseases-third-edition/ Color Atlas & Synopsis of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Third Edition [2011], by H. Hunter Handsfield,MD, Clinical Professor of Medicine…

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stage tipping

How much is enough for one 8 hour visit?

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Double Lap-Dance

How do you guys feel about the double Lap-Dance? Love it or Leave it? I've only had them twice, and I found both kinda lame, no extras were involved in either, and the last one had one chick totally into it,…

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2 am'er in Greenville, South Carolina

http://www.wyff4.com/news/local-news/greenville-news/gsco-deputies-investigate-death-at-platinum-plus/24405506

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looking for texas intel

I may have an opportunity to spend a week plus in the Arlington / Fort Worth area. Any recommendations for a place to kick back and enjoy the company of beautiful women with low standards? I've been picking my way…

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Pissed off husband waited outside while I fucked his wife.

What a fucked up situation last night. I have been working on a girl for a while now who, a few months back, was adamant that she would never "sell her pussy" (her words). Anyway, I sensed a little weakness…

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Women's Hockey

Should women's hockey even be an Olympic sport? There's only one good team (Canada), followed by a few ok teams, (Finland, Sweden, and maybe the yanks), but all the other teams are junk. I personally think they should scrap it, and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited the club around 2 PM...

Visited the club around 2 PM on a sunday and as I was expecting it was slow by Hi-Liter standards but busy for day time in any other club. Could see only handful of dancers.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited the club around 5 PM...

Visited the club around 5 PM after a bit of a disappointing trip to HiLiter. There were quite a few people for a sunday but not too busy. It is hard to rate the dancers…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

My third visit here, this place...

My third visit here, this place is growing on me, it's the most laid back strip club I've ever been to, a dive all the way, but the girls can be surprisingly good looking although…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Wanted to try out a different...

Wanted to try out a different place so thought to give Thee Doll House a try. Gave the other reviews a look and figured this would be a good place to spend some of my time…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Visited this club late on a...

Visited this club late on a Friday night. Mandatory valet. First of all it is very nice inside. Very clean and friendly staff. Was greeted by staff and taken to a seat near the stage.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

OHHH MY GAWDDDDD. This place...

OHHH MY GAWDDDDD. This place is really awesome. It has really cute girls. It does have a kinda hole in the wall vibe to it. Not like a big budget place like rhino spearmint.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Had not been to St. Louis...

Had not been to St. Louis for a while (been a year or so), so was curious if Hollywood was still the same great place. Answer, mostly yes. I arrived late afternoon and…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

The girls are actually dancing on...

The girls are actually dancing on a stage now instead of a pallet like there used to be. There was an ok looking Brazilian who gave a nice handshake as she came around for…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

It has been quite a while...

It has been quite a while since I have been here since it is not on my usual travel route. On this day, I had a cancelled meeting in the Hartford area so decided to…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Stop by whenever I'm in town...

Stop by whenever I'm in town because of its proximity to LAX. Cheap cab ride to and from. Girls are lookers for the most part and never feel like I'm getting hustled or unsold.…

Atlas Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

This club is pricey but all...

This club is pricey but all european good strip clubs. I researched alot & found some free entry coupons which I printed out (entry 10euros) which they accepted. This club is opposite the Darlings. In…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Hadn't been here in a couple...

Hadn't been here in a couple of years so figured a stop was overdue. Used to frequent in the 90's when it was Club Chit-Chat. New name is hideous but that's their own undoing. Used…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Blue Flame is a club I...

Blue Flame is a club I use to frequent back in my college days. I actually went last week for the first time in years. Believe it or not, not much has changed.…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This past Saturday turned out to...

This past Saturday turned out to be a good trip, though not a great one. I arrived at BT’s around 11 pm, and it was dead, with perhaps ten customers in the place, and maybe…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

I visited on a Thursday evening,...

I visited on a Thursday evening, arriving about 7PM, which was my first ever visit to the club. The BYOB side was not open yet, so I went into the bar side. Admission was…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Stopped after one of my frequent...

Stopped after one of my frequent Friday casino trips. Usually hit matinee around 2 pm and is seldomly well-attended. It runs 12-5 but some dancers leave by 4, if it's slow. I always have a…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

I had a better than expected...

I had a better than expected experience at the Gold Club yesterday. I had given up on this place when they added pasties, but I had an hour to kill and was in the…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Checked out Sapphire. Buy a...

Checked out Sapphire. Buy a drink or two at the bar next door and you can score a couple of coupons that will get you into Sapphire plus two free drinks for $20.…

Starz

Gardena, California

I had to work on Saturday...

I had to work on Saturday at the office so I figured what better way to close out a long work week than to hit up the old reliable Starz. I made sure I got…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

This is a sister club of...

This is a sister club of the one in Canton. I rarely come to this club in my pub crawl, just because it is out of the way from the group I usually go to…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Wow...I stop in here every so...

Wow...I stop in here every so often to see if things have changed. This used to be my goto club, but in last 3 years or so, things have gone downhill. Used to have a…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since my last visit, so i headed out there on super tuesday 5 dollar cover 5 dollar dances. This is a good day to go you will have just about…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I've been there a couple times....

I've been there a couple times. A good number of dancer working for the number of people there. I've been by myself and with a friend of mine. both times didn't have any trouble getting…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

It had been awhile since my...

It had been awhile since my last post/visit. I arrived right after they opened, I stayed for about 2 hours. Dancing was Dawn, Heather Lynn, Julie, Skylar, Lola and a tall then black chick.…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Huge parking lot in the back...

Huge parking lot in the back of the club, and every time I've been it always seems to be pretty full. The club is large and fairly well lit, with multiple stages throughout the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

I was visiting the Chicago area...

I was visiting the Chicago area and decided to check out a club. Chose Polekatz based on TUSCL reviews. It was a freezing/snowing Tuesday night and I wasn't sure if there would be much happening…

Little Darlings

Burton, Michigan

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon, the...

Stopped in on Wednesday afternoon, the parking lot had just been plowed and had a several cars in lot, so looked promising (Vu across the street looked about the same)….Upon entering, very dark, sat near…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went on a Tuesday and...

I went on a Tuesday and had a pretty enjoyable time. While the club interior is quite run down, the dancers are very friendly and not pushy(they didnt get mad when i told them…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Went there Saturday night and was...

Went there Saturday night and was less than impressed. The girls get nude for maybe 2 minutes, the lighting is bad and when most of them are on stage they move so quick you…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Cowboys is a pretty chill environment...

Cowboys is a pretty chill environment with friendly girls. Drinks are cheap and cost the same for dancers and guests. Probably the most unique thing is that they offer $5 table dances…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

I was quite surprised by this...

I was quite surprised by this place. Bachelor party weekend out camping, we had a gang of guys and decided to go to a strip club. One of the guys had been here before, so,…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Okay so I came in Thursday...

Okay so I came in Thursday to get a job here dancing. I'm new to the area and don't know much about the clubs. I couldn't really find many reviews on the club but it…

Annie's Saloon

Astoria, Oregon

I visit Annie's about once a...

I visit Annie's about once a month as it is the only strip club for miles around out here at the end of the Earth on the coast. It is a friendly Oregon dive bar…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

I was on my way driving...

I was on my way driving to New York from mid-west area. I stopped by this club during my stay in the hotel in Dayton. It was Saturday night, the club is not very crowd…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

First visit to Electric Blue. ...

First visit to Electric Blue. A little hard to find. I south take exit 68. Go right then look for a quick left. It's in the back under the Pizza place.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I walked into this club around...

I walked into this club around 9pm on a Thursday night. The place has 20-25 girls working, rating from 5-8. I sat down to have a drink and to scope out the dancers. Started talking…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

On my last trip to Miami...

On my last trip to Miami I managed to tour a few of the Pompano Beach strip clubs, but Cheetah was by far my favorite. I know its probably about the money money money, but…

Rainbow Sports Bar

Spitalfields, England

This is venue is part of...

This is venue is part of the now dwindling, "Money in the jug" pub strip circuit in London. 10 years ago there were probably 25 venues of this type within in the central London area,…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I wanted to stop by Henry's...

I wanted to stop by Henry's haven't been in a while. They did some updates new stages and the VIP room all private booths real nice able to be more active with the dancers. It was…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

When I went to the club...

When I went to the club it was fairly clean. It is poorly lit at the stage and private dance room and the couches were ratty at best. Drinks were fairly priced and barmaid was…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Evansville has a few clubs to...

Evansville has a few clubs to choose from, as far as I know this is the only fully nude club in the city. Unfortunately that also means there is no alcohol. that doesn't stop them…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

as a frequent visitor to the...

as a frequent visitor to the deja vu in city of industry, i had to drop by this one while I was visiting. if you are looking for visual entertainment, this is a good place…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

First off the parking here is...

First off the parking here is awful. It's really hard to find parking and don't find it abnormal if you somehow get blocked in when you are trying to leave. It cost me $3 to…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday night for my bachelor party. Arrived at the club late (around 11PM). It was VERY crowded and I was rubbing shoulders everywhere I walked. No place to sit…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

This location for the Dollhouse I...

This location for the Dollhouse I believe closed last year in the early fall or late summer. Reviews for The Dollhouse as early as September should be on the reviews for The Dollhouse…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

A nice club. Small but...

A nice club. Small but with an informal atmosphere and friendly, but not nagging, staff. The dancers will sit and talk rather than walk up, throw themselves in your lap and just ask…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Came here on a Thursday, early...

Came here on a Thursday, early evening. There is a large u-shaped stage and a small bar area in the corner. There is full alcohol and full nudity which is always a plus.…

Glass City Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Stopped in a couple times last...

Stopped in a couple times last week. The weather has really hurt business. Maybe that and all the ugly girls. Actually, there have been a few decent looking girls showing up in the last month…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

can't can't room. after visiting deja/sapphire/spearmint.....

can't can't room. after visiting deja/sapphire/spearmint.. this place dwarfs in comparison. looking to get more mileage, i decided to check this place out. never trust a vegas cab driver that tells you about mileage! he…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I went to Camelot recently on...

I went to Camelot recently on a Monday night. Many clubs tend to be rather slow on Monday evenings, but this place was packed with guys. Lots of men in coat and tie.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

The club was nice. I left...

The club was nice. I left Hong Kong to come here. The dancers were more pretty and looked like they wanted to be there. I got a VIP dance which I think was worth it.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The polar vortexes have kept me...

The polar vortexes have kept me from late-night trips to Choice, but my horn insets got the better of me the other night and I ventured out. The last couple day visits I made were…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Came by on a Saturday a...

Came by on a Saturday a few weeks back. Placed looked surprisingly dead for a Saturday evening... there were about a dozen or PLs and about the same number of dancers (most of them…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Went to New Locomotion Sat afternoon....

Went to New Locomotion Sat afternoon. Club was not too busy, maybe a dozen guys in the club with 6-8 dancers. Continuous dances on stage & beer prices pushing $7. Lots of varied talent there…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

What can I say that hasn't...

What can I say that hasn't already been said about the Mons ? How about 2 recent off-peak visit trip reports(1 early evening 6pmish Friday visit, and a recent Monday post 9pm visit.) MONS 101…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

've been to many strip clubs,...

've been to many strip clubs, and I'm not some creepy guy. I can appreciate the female form. There are many nice female forms here. You get diversity. Do you like white chicks,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The layout of the club has...

The layout of the club has been described elsewhere - basically this is a tiny club. It's kind of run down, and they maximize the number of seats they squeeze into the available square footage.…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Went to the club and was...

Went to the club and was once again the dancers were a mixed bunch. Too many old ladies not enough young girls.The place needs new everything but and the place was once huge and popular…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

went last spring to get a...

went last spring to get a friend a job as a dancer. still seems as fun as i remember, but i really miss the old menu. seems like a few other things have changed too.…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

The layout of this club has...

The layout of this club has changed greatly over the years. At times there have been as many as four stages featuring dancers performing simultaneously. The most recent incarnation has a maain stage surrounded by…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Is is my favorite place in...

Is is my favorite place in the city. It consistently produces hot chicks and although they pester you with solicitations for lap dances they re not too pushy. The lap dances are top notch and…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

I wanted to check this place...

I wanted to check this place out during lunch to see how the day shift talent is. This club is one of the nicest from an esthetic perspective. Parking is great and lighted. They don't…

Club Obsessions

Morgantown, West Virginia

The place looked cleaner this time...

The place looked cleaner this time around, still the 10 dollar cover so it may have been worth it but didn't stick around enough to find out. There were two spinners that caught my…

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how much is enough ?

Lapdaces how many per visit is enough?

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more than one way to heaven

Heaven meaning pussy in or out side the club with a hot hired hand aka stripper. Of course as a hobbiest we will drop stacks until we get that sweet pot...others show up and never buy a dance...just show up…

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Mindset of extras girls that go bareback

I've gotten to know a couple of attractive dancers that seemed healthy and relatively intelligent. They were not all meth'd out and could hold coherent conversations. These honey's were also extras girls that would do most anything bareback with anybody.…

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congrats shadow

10,000 comments and 2,000 comments First on tuscl...it may have taken 30 years but tell us how does it feel ?

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TOFTT:Size Does Matter

Last Saturday, I was busy moving furniture from 9 to 5, without Dolly's tits. I was beat but I still went out. I was chilling with my buddy's younger cousin. He goes to college down the street…

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Temptations in Indy

Has anyone ever heard of or gone to a BYOB club in Indianapolis called "Temptations" at 4955 Washington Street on the west side. I came across it on another site and it is not on TUSCL.

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Signs, Signs, everywhere are signs...

Do this don't do that, can't you read the signs? http://thechive.com/2014/02/10/its-been-a-while-since-we-last-saw-signs-full-of-wtf-35-photos/

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Elsa Hosk and her groovy merkin FUCK YEAH!!!

Hot or HAWT my pervo brothers? http://www.egotastic.com/2014/02/thank-god-its-funbags-elsa-hosk-topless-dark-and-all-growd-up-hotness/

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

I visited this establishment for the...

I visited this establishment for the fist time and I have to say I was impressed. I'm more into the all nude scene in So Cal but some friends convinced me to go after some…

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Don't even bother. This place will...

Don't even bother. This place will just empty your wallet and then keep grabbing. When I first sat down, I thought some of the other reviews were being too harsh. Yes, there was a hard sell…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Feeling very randy and coming up...

Feeling very randy and coming up from Sand DeeAhgo (Whale's Vagina), picked up my buddy and he wanted to go to Sahara. This was my first visit and he talked it up so I was…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped by after a few months...

Stopped by after a few months absence to check the place out and get my fix. Couldn't stay long. If you've never been here, there are two stages (one large main stage and one smaller…

Obsessions Cabaret

Barboursville, West Virginia

Read some reviews of the area,...

Read some reviews of the area, so my expectations were reasonable. I think if you go there and want to tip some bucks at the stage, look at above average girls, and drink cheap beer...…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Drove here from over an hour...

Drove here from over an hour away and must say it was well worth it!! It was very easy to find although it is off the main road just a bit. Parking was…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I decided to try this club...

I decided to try this club because I was told it was pretty good. Had the afternoon off so I decided to visit the dayshift. I was surprised to find that when I…

Tini Bikinis

Lansing, Michigan

Not a great place. Stopped...

Not a great place. Stopped on on Friday around 8. One girl on shift and she spent most of her time playing the photo hunt game at the end of the bar.…

Mamacitas

Puerto Peñasco, Sonora

I have been going to puerto...

I have been going to puerto penasco aka rocky point for years. I have been to this club and guaw guaw many times before. I am an American and have been on busy…

Pole Position Cabaret

San Diego, California

All I can say is there...

All I can say is there isn't booze, and there's naked girls... with that said, it aint anything special but it does the trick. I got a girl, but still like adult entertainment…

Scores New York

New York, New York

I was in nyc over the...

I was in nyc over the 4th of July holiday and was out with a buddy of mine at a nearby night club. Marquee, after we got sick of the ridiculous prices for drinks…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I'll start off with saying -...

I'll start off with saying - have i mentioned that my ATF is here. LOL And you might have seen a few reviews. Let me say though, times appear to be changing a bit,…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

I decided to give this club...

I decided to give this club a try since it's close to my work. I hopped in after work on a Monday night, and I was surprised by the club layout a bit. It's a…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Took my nephew here this past...

Took my nephew here this past Saturday for his b-day. $20 cover charge which included 1 drink. Tables and seating very close to stage. The girls tonight were friendly and very talkative.…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

This is a fairly small place...

This is a fairly small place on the corner of steinway and 35th ave. THE CROWD: The target demographic is young urban black and latino men of the hip hop generation. The crowd usually consists…

Men's Gallery Sydney

Sydney, New South Wales

Friday night in the city, with...

Friday night in the city, with my obligations out of the way I thought I'd check the scene at Men's Gallery. $30 cover on Friday nights - whoa! Oh well, made it this far, might…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Well, it ain't what it once...

Well, it ain't what it once was (back in '08 thru '11 there was no place hotter), but it's still better than most. If you take the time to get to know the girls, you…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Was out for dinner in Portland...

Was out for dinner in Portland and was handed a half-off admission flier for this place. Decided to check it out once the bars had closed. Turns out, I wasn't the only one with that…

Minks Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

At first this place seems to...

At first this place seems to be a dive bar, but I decided to give the place a chance. I was first greeted by a doorman that checked me for weapons, I know kinda of…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

I've been here twice so far,...

I've been here twice so far, a Saturday and Friday night. I definitely plan on coming back. The club is very nice on the inside, however be warned the location isn't that great. Probably best…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Curves is hands down the best...

Curves is hands down the best club in Tucson. Drink prices are bit steep, but if you go on a Thursday through Saturday, most of the girls are 8's and quite a few 9's.…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This dump is located on the...

This dump is located on the corner of Girard. First, most of the dancers were high, which is a turn off for me. The stage performance was lacking, with two poles centered on the stage…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I believe this club is the...

I believe this club is the one my co workers took me to one night it was a clean club with the dancers being a ways away from you the dancers here where some of…

Fox Run Tavern

Lockbourne, Ohio

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club 3 times now. My first visit was a lot of fun. During that visit I was able to enjoy a few drinks with one girl and enjoy…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

I don't go to this club...

I don't go to this club very often but it seems I'm the only one lately writing reviews. I dropped into Nikki's last night after losing my shirt at the Woodstock casino. I was only…

Roxxanne's

Waterloo, Ontario

I usually drop by Roxxanne's on...

I usually drop by Roxxanne's on Thursdays as my favourite server works on that day. She is a striking tall blonde who always makes me smile. For the most part their dancers are usually very…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

This club is pretty good, especially...

This club is pretty good, especially for a Utah club! The cover is $7 but no alcohol is allowed. The girls are great and each girl dances for two song sets, one in a bikini…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

As with all Denver area strip...

As with all Denver area strip clubs, if you are going to see all nude, then there is no alcohol served and PTs All Nude is no exception. On the other hand, there is…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

I stopped in here after not...

I stopped in here after not visiting for more than a year. Somehow the club itself has gotten worse. The heat wasn't working right so the dancers were all bundled up. There was a trapdoor behind…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Ended up going on vacation this...

Ended up going on vacation this year with golf buddies from the Great White North, and went there 2x. I have to say everything about the reviews before were SPOT on. The pluses - there…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon,...

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon, I bet 5 dancers sitting at the bar chatting with some regulars I guess. Got a beer for $2.50 and no cover charge. Place is layed out nicely and…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stopped by in the afternoon and...

Stopped by in the afternoon and there were about 8 dancers. Most in the 6-7 range with one being a 9. Sat down at one of the high tops and ordered a mixed drink.…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

This club has been reviewed many...

This club has been reviewed many times so I will not waste too much time with physical layout - other than to say - it is a small club - one main bar stage, one…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

So I hit Adelita after a...

So I hit Adelita after a disappointing visit to Hong Kong. I was looking for a girl with big ass (but not fat). I got a warm up $60 romp from a young skinny girl…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Haven't been around for a while....

Haven't been around for a while. Actually moved from the area for work but am now back in the home region. I stopped by Saturday Night and the crowd stunk but the girl…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

I've been to the Tiki several...

I've been to the Tiki several times over the years, and while it may have just been a bad night, it seems like overall the place is going downhill. The club itself hasn't changed…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I find it funny girls writing...

I find it funny girls writing bad reviews simply because they were charged a cover. Perhaps the real reason is they're jealous that every stripper in Cheetah's is better looking than them. Or…

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OT: Serious NFL prospect Michael Sam comes out

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1954005-nfl-prospect-michael-sam-comes-out-as-gay-big-tests-loom-for-him-league?hpt=hp_t1 Will be interesting to see this play out over the next couple of years. Interesting points about the desire of the league to protect him for image purposes versus the individual bias of other players.

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Dancer quality

Nowadays when you hit up strip clubs, what's the dancer quality like? For me with the best clubs in my area there are 7's and 8's, but 9's are extremely rare and 10's are practically nonexistent. With a average normal club…

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Does Hollywood ruin Strippers?

Was at the SC last night, and one of my favs gave me couple of dances. She used to be friendlier and more hands on. Was chatting with her and she is in the next season of "Bad…

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Finally a Russian who deserves to get the gold

I know Russia has been sucking at the Olympics, but I think this babe is deserving of gold: http://thechive.com/2013/12/12/russian-model-vera-eremeychuk-isnt-playing-games-40-photos/

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Baltimore 2AMer

Separate stabbing incidents in the city and Baltimore County overnight left one man dead and four people injured, police in both jurisdictions said Sunday. In the Baltimore confrontation, city police said, a man died early Sunday after he was stabbed multiple…

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Best position for reveiving a blow job.

A) with her knelling in front of you. B) with her kneeling beside you. C) 69 I like B because I get a better view if what she is doing and my hands have access to her tits and pussy.

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Stupidest thing a stripper has ever said to you?

I hear it all , but I'm curious about what you guys have heard. Once in the dressing room a particularly gross dancer asked another one to smell her pussy and asked if it stank. Ew.

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Time of day to go clubbing

I want to see when you normally hit up the clubs. For personal reasons it is difficult to go out in the evenings, unless out of town on business. The club I frequent is rough in the evenings and I…

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Valentine's day presents

I will be taking my special friend for dinner on feb 13 and no that's not a misprint. She'll get a bra and panty set plus something from the art store. Dessert will be on the house. What are…

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Sochi Gang Bang

100,000 condoms have been distributed to the athletes in the Olympic Village. If crunched the numbers every which way and all I can say there's a whole lotta shakin' goin' on.

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Salvation for Detroit's Dancers

A Pentacostal group will be visiting clubs to bring the love of God to Detroit's strippers. http://www.freep.com/article/20140208/NEWS05/302080009/strippers-women-church-Detroit-Canton

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The 24 Hottest Athletes At The Sochi Olympics

The Olympics officially kicked off on Friday night and the games are finally underway. The competition this year is hotter than ever. Literally. From skiing to ice hockey to biathlon, we rounded up the steamiest athletes, listed alphabetically, who are competing for…

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Cover Stories?

How important is a cover story, or false name to you when you're in a SC?

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2AM in Alutard, OH.

TOLEDO, OH (Toledo News Now) - Toledo police are investigating several unrelated shootings that occurred Saturday morning. Police were called to the King of Diamonds strip club, at Matzinger Road and Stickney Avenue, around 3 a.m. Witnesses tell police a shooting occurred…

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I just wanna...

dance around in cute underwear and do poletricks for dollar bills all day. So hate me. What are you guys doing on this Saturday morning?

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The "Naughty Corner"

My new fav and I are walking back to the lapdance area and as we pass another dancer she gives us a knowing look and says "On your way to the naughty corner, eh?" lol  So, what other names have you…

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Stripper Athletes

My new fav has a lean, nicely toned body and I found out she was a college soccer player.  I remember another old fav who was a college volleyball player. So, what stripper athletes have you known?  

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size really DOES matter

met a guy at the club last night who was exceptionally large. i'm still smiling!

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My last shift...

So this is totally random but weird so I thought I'd share with you guys. This Armenian guy comes into my club and starts "making it rain" on stage not even 5 minutes into being in the club. Girls were…

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Question about Players Club Baltimore

A little over a year ago was my last visit to Players Club in Baltimore. At that time they had opened a VIP area with fully nude lap dances. Prices were steep but the mileage was good.…

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Here's a fun one...

It's that time again... Time to go shopping for stripper gear. So I'm enlisting in you guys for some help. Now, I know what you're thinking "doesn't matter, it's just gonna come off". But humor me. Favorite stripper outfits? Hottest…

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Gardena Clubs

I'm clubbing at the infamous Gardena Strip Clubs here in LA. Which one is the best? Starz? King Henry VIII? Rons Barbary Coast?

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I got extras without any extra cash, and I wasn't expecting it.

I went to the club where I met my ATF, though my in last year of visits I didn't run into her. That was only like four visits as this all-nude club is out of my way - I…

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Four Types of Dudes Who OTC Strippers

According to this article and I present it as Exhibit A. http://www.dirtydianasdiary.com/Guys-Who-Date-Strippers.html Let that go on record. As stated I will enumerate these four mentioned dudes who OTC strippers. The User ======== Ulterior motive is make a transition to any dancer who can support…

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CONDOMS AT SC

do you take condoms with you when going to SC, just in case.? was in club in Greenville. hooked up with dancer. went to the couch room for a few dances. tried to up sell to the…

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John Travolta's neice

All I can say is WOW! http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/8483

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John Travolta's neice

All I can say is WOW! http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/8483

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Back on the Strip Club Scene

After a ~15 month strip club hiatus/Sugar Daddy-Sugar Baby experiment, it was time to check out the local strip club scene again. The local Paper Moon was as crappy and over-priced as ever. On a whim, I visited…

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The Ugliest Snowman in the World

http://www.tetraplegicliving.com/ugly-snowman-have-a-chuckle-188

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Portland: Am I missing anything?

This question is for the Portland TUSCLers. As us Portlanders know, Portland does have a lot of strip clubs, but most of the Portland clubs don't have a lot of hot girls. My top 5 list for Portland clubs with hottest…

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Heartbreakers in Columbia SC finally closing.

After years of legal wrangling, the strip club Heartbreakers will close March 8. The Midlands' two premier strip clubs, Heartbreakers and Platinum Plus, which are owned by the same company, have been out of compliance with Richland County's zoning laws…

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Sochi strip club at 4:20 into the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBCmqeL_FD8#t=0

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30 Hot Olympic Babes

30 of the hottest babes competing in Sochi: http://thechive.com/2014/02/07/top-30-hottest-olympians-that-will-keep-you-warm-in-sochi-30-photos/

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Trouble at the Bing...

http://m.nydailynews.com/1.1604615#bmb=1 2.6.2014, 01:47 PM Man connected to strip club featured in ‘The Sopranos' is real life mob rat Bada Bing, you rat. A crook whose family owns Satin Dolls, the New Jersey strip club that served as the setting for the Bada Bing in…

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Shadowcat milestones

Shadowcat is on the brink of 2 TUSCL milestones. As I write this Shadow needs more 7 more discussion threads to get to 2,000 discussion threads, and he needs 16 more comments to get to 10,000 comments. This demonstrates Shadowcat's…

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Another Dumb Stripper Joke

Did you hear about the stripper who died on stage? There was a doctor at the tip rail. He said was a case of Pole-e-o.

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Sex Tape

With the previous discussion post on the Pippi Longstocking sex tape, it made me wonder how many of you guys have made sex tapes? I made one with a girlfriend once but we erased it. It was fun to do…

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R.I.P. MR. RALPH KINER

today a true great baseball player and broadcaster died today. although I wasn't a met fan I really looked forward to listening to ralph kiner while he did the mets broadcasts on tv. below are quotes from Ralph Kiner taken…

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Conditions in Sochi

Crazy Commies! Lol! http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditions-at-the-sochi-olympics-are-badhilarious-32-photos/

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i want a lady

I want a lady that wants to treat me like a sex slave

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Jump in Prostitution Arrests in Super Bowl Week

Four days before the Super Bowl, just a few blocks from the N.F.L. extravaganza known as Super Bowl Boulevard on Broadway in Midtown Manhattan, a different scene was playing out Wednesday at Midtown Community Court on West 54th Street. Nearly 20…

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Is Pubic Hair Making a Comeback with Women?

Feeling age appropriate and comfortable seem to be the main factors in more women deciding to let their genital freak flags fly. LOS ANGELES—According to The New York Times, a new trend is rearing its hairy head as more women decide…

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Porn for Women Making Headway in Japan

LOS ANGELES—Tokyo news blog Rocket News is touting the latest trend in Japanese porn, which, like everywhere else in the world, has traditionally been made for men. “But things are starting to change in Japan, thanks to a few enterprising…

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2am Pasco County, FL

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2014/2/6/pasco_deputies_suffe.html LAND O' LAKES -- A Pasco County deputy escaped serious injuries early Thursday morning when his cruiser struck two cows. According to authorities, the deputy only suffered minor injuries in the 2:24 a.m. crash on State Road 52 just west of…

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Beating the pussy up

I'm bat mane

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G.I. Joe turns 50

Nice to see he hasn't faded away. One time I walked into a comic shop and the manager was explaining that the 12 inch G.I. Joe was more popular than the 4 inch one. I laughed out loud. "No kidding"!…

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snap chat

Ever used this phone application to send dirty dickie picks to strippers and civilian chicks for their picks of pink pussy

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Elite Show Club in Seneca SC

Anyone know if the Elite Show Club in Seneca is still open? No reviews since July 2013. I'm passing through the area and may want to stop by. Thanks

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And this is a bad thing?

"Lame club....full of chubbers and girls begging to meet outside the club where they can make money off the time clock" Fr

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Dumb Joke of the night

Papa tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street Baby tomato was lagging behind Papa tomato got mad and squished baby tomato's head. "Ketchup"! he yelled.

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How many clubs have house moms?

The only club that I know that has one is Follies in Atlanta. The Crazy Horse Saloon also in Atlanta had one until they closed.

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Anything like Boned In for NYC?

TUSCL is awesome, but more intel never hurts. I'm traveling to NYC, does anyone know of a blog or site like "Boned In" that gives feedback on individual dancers? Thanking you in advance...

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M-F-K Corporate Edition

Marissa Mayer: Age 38, CEO of Yahoo http://www.kitguru.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/121128_marissa_mayer.jpg http://careergirlnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mayer_google.jpg Sara Blakely: Age 42, Founder of Spanx, billionaire http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wr+Sara+Blakely+-+saved+by+Chic+n+Cheap+Living.jpg http://cdn.cnwimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sara2.jpg Tory Burch: Age 47, CEO Tory Burch, billionaire http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/tory-burch-new-york-city-ballet-2013-fall-gala-02.jpg http://www.entrepreneur.com/dbimages/slideshow/10-tory-burch.jpg

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"You need a BOYFRIEND!"

Funny but insightful YT video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ8RyGxrxVM

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Is there a particular type of review you dismiss/don't read ?

I peruse the daily reviews and read the reviews of certain clubs that interest me. But if the review starts w/ “I went with my wife/husband …” or “I went to this club with my bf/gf …” – I'll stop reading…

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Not guilty

For those that read my last post about this and remember the story the girls were found not guilty. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lapdancer-kidnap-trial-women-cleared-3097445

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No approach rule

There's a club called K9 in Prague, well it's really a brothel but the main bar area has a pole/stage where the girls 'dance'. One of the rules that the girls must obey is that they can't approach any guy,…

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Clubs owned/ran and managed by women

Are they normally better than those ran by men, or does it make no difference whatsoever? In what way do they differ, if at all?

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Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape

Having grown up in the 80's, I remember this movie and never thought she was that hot. Amazing how hot some of these women get as they get older. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tami-erin-sex-tape-angers-pippi-longstocking-movie-studio-article-1.1505968

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23 for her Twenty-third birthday

Pornstar Heidi Van Horny is planing on having 23 dudes in an orgy for her 23rd birthday, I'd hate to be the last dude to tap that! Lol! http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/heidi-van-horny-23-birthday-23-men/

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BadAss-ery vs RickyBoy

Here is a YT clip about passing the test women throw to me as a way of filtering men. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hfc-EDG7Bk Apply that to the SC, I think it would work to a point because the environment is different, dancers see men as…

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my stuper strugles and zen

compulsive masturbation is one of the most secret and isolative. The man or women who compulsively masturbates with or without the use of porn is often the last to seek help, often not seeing or understanding their behavior as problematic.…

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What's with celebs and strippers?

Remember the days when going to the strip club was taboo and all your friends laughed at you because of it? Now my friends, it's the bees knees to going to the strip club. Justin's doing it, Nicki's doing it,…

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This is good club Muzik

Plies - Ride Dick So Good By dwaynebell1983 Look it up on YouTube

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(If) There can be only one...

My buddy hit me with this one the other day: If you had to choose to only have one for the rest of your life, what would it be? 1.Porn 2.Prostitutes 3.Strip Clubs I told him I couldn't live in a world where there…

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When you discover someone you know from the non-stripper world is now stripping

Walked into a place I hadn't been to in over a year. Used to be my regular spot since it's close to where I live. Take a seat at the back bar. Get a drink. Scope…