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Final Question? Inquiring minds wanna know.

ididthisonce
North Carolina
I am obviously bored today awaiting the basketball games to start.

Question:

Who gave you the best blow job ever? The ATF best roll your eyes into the back of your head in ecstasy kind of thing.

a). Your wife?
b). Your girlfriend?
c). Your mistress?
d). Your mistress that wanted to be your wife?
e). Stripper?
f). Escort?
g). Porn Star?
h). A Random Casual Encounter With A Stranger?
i). A Nun? (BTW…I thought it was supposed to be Nun=NONE)
k). Co-Worker?
l). A Blow Up Doll?
m). Other?

27 comments

  • Alucard
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    10 years ago
    A dancer I've seen for the last couple of yrs. She gives hands down the absolute BEST BBBJCIMWS Deepthroat that I have ever experienced. Unfortunately, she's in jail now.
  • londonguy
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    10 years ago
    I didn't realise given you a blow job was a criminal offence Alucard?
  • londonguy
    •
    10 years ago
    The best BJ's I have ever had that I have paid is with an escort.
  • Clackport
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    10 years ago
    Pornstar.

    Alucard- Why is she in jail?
  • Alucard
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    10 years ago
    She's had a troubled past and had some outstanding warrants. Plus seemed to be slipping back into drug use.
  • deogol
    •
    10 years ago
    An ex-girl friend. Oh. my. god. Big natural titties too.
  • Poof
    •
    10 years ago
    Either a chick I used to be fuck buddies with or my girlfriend.
  • DandyDan
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    10 years ago
    It's either B) my last college girlfriend, or E) my favorite fat stripper of all time. Actually, both of them were similar in body type and both swallowed and acted like it was their greatest achievement in life, only that statement is probably only true for the stripper.
  • jester214
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    10 years ago
    Tie between an ex and a stripper.

    Alucard talks like that and the hypocrisy just shines through.
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    Just throw me off the board for this, but my most intense orgasm from a stripper was by a HJ not a BJ.
  • Alucard
    •
    10 years ago
    ^^^^ Had a few great ones.
  • Dougster
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    10 years ago
    The JestieGirl (jester214) can suck cock like no one else. Guess the little faggot gets lots of practice in those gay/goth night clubs he hangs around.
  • crsm27
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    10 years ago
    I was at a party that had strippers.....and this one took me for a private dance and then drained my balls.....best ever.

    But my ex gf was pretty good at it too.
  • SlickSpic
    •
    10 years ago
    My older sister's best friend in high school was the school slut. I learned a lot from her. Unfortunately, she gave me my best blow job when I was 15.
  • Corvus
    •
    10 years ago
    Best BJ ever is usually the last one.

    But had a FWB last year that was pretty damn talented.
  • scatterbrain
    •
    10 years ago
    E. No contest actually.
  • gatorfan
    •
    10 years ago
    Red Devil 4800 hp autovac
  • gawker
    •
    10 years ago
    My ATF. Not only is her technique wonderful, but she takes pride in a job well done.
  • lotsoffun201
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    10 years ago
    A girl I met at a swingers club recently. Damn this girl was good! I pride myself on control, but it took her about 5 minutes to get me to bust in her mouth.
  • georgmicrodong
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    10 years ago
    My wife's nice, long, slow deep throat blow jobs are the best I've ever had. Even the girl I call My Favorite Cocksucker wasn't quite as good. My ATF's were good, but not the best I've ever had.

    But, like Motorhead, a certain local massage therapist has the hands of an angel, and uses them more effectively and erotically than most girls use their mouths *or* pussies.
  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    It is a tie between e. A stripper and juices mom
  • crazyjoe
    •
    10 years ago
    London for the win
  • ididthisonce
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    10 years ago
    My story is that my ATF Stripper became My Mistress which led into a long term Significant Other arrangement. Had always heard that food was the best way to a man's heart. But a fantastic BJ whereby her skills have the unique knack of knowing how to precisely apply pressure on other parts at the exact moment needed works a heck of lot better than food. Willingness to swallow is a plus as well. Although I enjoy an occasional variety of the forbidden fruits of others, she still is by far the most exciting woman that I have ever encountered.
  • SuperDude
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    10 years ago
    Girlfriend before I met my now ex-wife. Great mind blowing BJs. Called me for a meeting 30 years later. I was stunned and disappointed to find out how lazy she had become.
  • oldmike
    •
    10 years ago
    my mistress who wanted to be my wife. Our affair started twenty years ago. We have since moved on, but every year or so I see her and get the best dick sucking, cum swallowing blow jobs. She put on some pounds over the years, but still sucks dick like she loves it.
  • jack0505
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    10 years ago
    Girlfriend from 5 years ago. Amazing BBBJCIMWS. Sometimes spontaneous too. Feels great to wake up in the morning to that.
  • Prim0
    •
    10 years ago
    The best...one of the many girls I dated during college. She knew just how to apply pressure with her tongue while DTing. And she was pretty convincing about loving the taste of my cum.

    Runner up...another girl I dated in college. She was lily white and a vigin when I met her. I took it slow with her and she turned into a great cocksucker! What she lacked in technique and experience, she made up for with enthusiasm.

    The wife...She used to be pretty good...then she got lazy...now I can't remember my last BJ from her. (Bitch!)
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