Final Question? Inquiring minds wanna know.

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ididthisonce
North Carolina
I am obviously bored today awaiting the basketball games to start.

Question:

Who gave you the best blow job ever? The ATF best roll your eyes into the back of your head in ecstasy kind of thing.

a). Your wife?
b). Your girlfriend?
c). Your mistress?
d). Your mistress that wanted to be your wife?
e). Stripper?
f). Escort?
g). Porn Star?
h). A Random Casual Encounter With A Stranger?
i). A Nun? (BTW…I thought it was supposed to be Nun=NONE)
k). Co-Worker?
l). A Blow Up Doll?
m). Other?

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Alucard
11 years ago
A dancer I've seen for the last couple of yrs. She gives hands down the absolute BEST BBBJCIMWS Deepthroat that I have ever experienced. Unfortunately, she's in jail now.
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londonguy
11 years ago
I didn't realise given you a blow job was a criminal offence Alucard?
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londonguy
11 years ago
The best BJ's I have ever had that I have paid is with an escort.
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Clackport
11 years ago
Pornstar.

Alucard- Why is she in jail?
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Alucard
11 years ago
She's had a troubled past and had some outstanding warrants. Plus seemed to be slipping back into drug use.
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deogol
11 years ago
An ex-girl friend. Oh. my. god. Big natural titties too.
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Poof
11 years ago
Either a chick I used to be fuck buddies with or my girlfriend.
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DandyDan
11 years ago
It's either B) my last college girlfriend, or E) my favorite fat stripper of all time. Actually, both of them were similar in body type and both swallowed and acted like it was their greatest achievement in life, only that statement is probably only true for the stripper.
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jester214
11 years ago
Tie between an ex and a stripper.

Alucard talks like that and the hypocrisy just shines through.
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motorhead
11 years ago
Just throw me off the board for this, but my most intense orgasm from a stripper was by a HJ not a BJ.
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Alucard
11 years ago
^^^^ Had a few great ones.
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Dougster
11 years ago
The JestieGirl (jester214) can suck cock like no one else. Guess the little faggot gets lots of practice in those gay/goth night clubs he hangs around.
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crsm27
11 years ago
I was at a party that had strippers.....and this one took me for a private dance and then drained my balls.....best ever.

But my ex gf was pretty good at it too.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
My older sister's best friend in high school was the school slut. I learned a lot from her. Unfortunately, she gave me my best blow job when I was 15.
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Corvus
11 years ago
Best BJ ever is usually the last one.

But had a FWB last year that was pretty damn talented.
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scatterbrain
11 years ago
E. No contest actually.
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gatorfan
11 years ago
Red Devil 4800 hp autovac
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gawker
11 years ago
My ATF. Not only is her technique wonderful, but she takes pride in a job well done.
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lotsoffun201
11 years ago
A girl I met at a swingers club recently. Damn this girl was good! I pride myself on control, but it took her about 5 minutes to get me to bust in her mouth.
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georgmicrodong
11 years ago
My wife's nice, long, slow deep throat blow jobs are the best I've ever had. Even the girl I call My Favorite Cocksucker wasn't quite as good. My ATF's were good, but not the best I've ever had.

But, like Motorhead, a certain local massage therapist has the hands of an angel, and uses them more effectively and erotically than most girls use their mouths *or* pussies.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
It is a tie between e. A stripper and juices mom
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
London for the win
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ididthisonce
11 years ago
My story is that my ATF Stripper became My Mistress which led into a long term Significant Other arrangement. Had always heard that food was the best way to a man's heart. But a fantastic BJ whereby her skills have the unique knack of knowing how to precisely apply pressure on other parts at the exact moment needed works a heck of lot better than food. Willingness to swallow is a plus as well. Although I enjoy an occasional variety of the forbidden fruits of others, she still is by far the most exciting woman that I have ever encountered.
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SuperDude
11 years ago
Girlfriend before I met my now ex-wife. Great mind blowing BJs. Called me for a meeting 30 years later. I was stunned and disappointed to find out how lazy she had become.
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oldmike
11 years ago
my mistress who wanted to be my wife. Our affair started twenty years ago. We have since moved on, but every year or so I see her and get the best dick sucking, cum swallowing blow jobs. She put on some pounds over the years, but still sucks dick like she loves it.
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jack0505
11 years ago
Girlfriend from 5 years ago. Amazing BBBJCIMWS. Sometimes spontaneous too. Feels great to wake up in the morning to that.
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Prim0
11 years ago
The best...one of the many girls I dated during college. She knew just how to apply pressure with her tongue while DTing. And she was pretty convincing about loving the taste of my cum.

Runner up...another girl I dated in college. She was lily white and a vigin when I met her. I took it slow with her and she turned into a great cocksucker! What she lacked in technique and experience, she made up for with enthusiasm.

The wife...She used to be pretty good...then she got lazy...now I can't remember my last BJ from her. (Bitch!)
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