Stopped by the Porthole on a...

Stopped by the Porthole on a recent Saturday afternoon. As other's have mentioned it is locaed in a strip mall and has the feeling of a local dive bar rather than a strip club. I arrived early so no charge/hassel parking and no cover. The bartender, Lindsy, was very friendly and quite the looker. Bud light bottle was $3.00, cheap for a strip club. There were 6-8 dancers at the time, various ethnicities, white, black, latin, not 10's but not skanks either. There seemed to be a lot of south american girls, which I guess reflects the demographics of the neighborhood. Was approached by several girls who were friendly but not pushy, got a few "Porthole Handshakes", the girls massaging my junk while we chatted. They have several small curtained booths that have two small chairs separated by a partition so the girls can see each other but the customers cant see what is going on on the other side of the booth. Periodically they do a special, 2 dances in the booth for $25. I was sitting with a big breasted latin brunett when the DJ announced the special and we headed for the booth. We were fortunate the other side of the booth was empty and the first song was very nice, g string only with lots of mutual contact and stick shift action. The sencond dance was nearly all stick shift action. She was going for the happy ending without bothering to ask. Note to self, next time grab a couple napkins off the bar before heading to the booth.

I have been to the Porthole several times before and understand that the talent can be hit or miss. One of the dancers told me they have an open schedule so you wind up with whoever decides to drag themselves in that day.

Bottom line, you can have a good time at the Porthole and not break the bank but you can't always be sure to find a flavor that suits. Will definitely go back.