Strippers or bouncers?
I prefer bouncers because my success rate with strippers is so low (only 35%), but I find that bouncers are almost always willing to let me grease them. My favorite time was when I greased this one bouncer at the Outhouse in Kansas.
Is this a trick question?
No trick question. Strippers are hard to have any real fun with. You have to wear a suit and do all kinds of other shit to impress them. Took me 10 years to figure out.
Bouncers, OTOH, will gladly let you grease them by taking your money.
Dan greasy mofos
What a question, RickyBoy!
