Which Do You Prefer?

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RickyBoyDugan
Strippers or bouncers?

I prefer bouncers because my success rate with strippers is so low (only 35%), but I find that bouncers are almost always willing to let me grease them. My favorite time was when I greased this one bouncer at the Outhouse in Kansas.

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jackslash
11 years ago
Is this a trick question?
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RickyBoyDugan
11 years ago
No trick question. Strippers are hard to have any real fun with. You have to wear a suit and do all kinds of other shit to impress them. Took me 10 years to figure out.

Bouncers, OTOH, will gladly let you grease them by taking your money.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Dan greasy mofos
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Dougster
11 years ago
What a question, RickyBoy!
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