Not seedy enough for me but not a bad club

I will break up this review into 4-sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Layout
III) Dancers
IV) Conclusion

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NOTE:
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This is another long Papi Chulo review thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time or patience.

Also, I use a fair # of acronyms and abbreviations which may throw some readers...