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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.

Here's a text I sent to my OTC friend :

"Sorry cuz i know you need it but I just dropped a $900 getting new tires so can't afford to meet this week or anytime soon. And I blew through my savings last year and now I'm actually back to not having extra money."

Her response:

"It was good talking to you and hanging out but i gotta get my bill money up...Hope things work out for you if you ever have that little bit to spare and im at the club we can talk not gonna be there much longer... But it was nice while it lasted"

I wish breaking it off with civies were that damn easy. Thanks for the advice on how to tell a stripper it's over :)

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shadowcat

I didn't know that you had to tell them. :)

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GACA

Oh Shadow... yes cuz if you don't they blow up your text day in day out.

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GACA

And that was not the truth just something I needed to do without her blowing up my phone everyday.

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warhawks

Lol. Yep. The quickest way to have a stripper stop bugging you is to tell her the funds have run dry!

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shailynn

I agree - new tires are more important that strippers

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shailynn

fuck, "THAN"

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MrBater2010

Just like I said earlier today. Less bullshit.

That falls in the line of how to tell if she is into.

  1. By her flowers, if she acts like she could give a shit then it is over.
  2. Tell her you are broke and barely making ends meet. She will suddenly be to busy for you.
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3LeggedMan

Luke's like speling on dis site has gone rite to hel.

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ArtCollege

Whether tires or strippers, rotate regularly.

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likes2look

Just remember the old adage: If it has tits or tires it's gonna give you trouble.

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larryfishsticks

i need new bike tires

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Papi_Chulo

New tires are a lot more reliable than strippers

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larryfisherman

Daddilac spent hundreds of thousands on his ATF, and as soon as he was out of money, she was gone. These strippers be colder than igloos.

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crazyjoe

Good riddance to her

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Daddillac

I ran low for a fucking month..... divorce is over and accounts are back open and available. I've been to follies twice a week for the past month. Feels better getting laid for 2 grand a month from 8 different women than 4 grand a week for the same bitch

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larryfisherman

Good to hear Daddilac!

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Daddillac

She did text me today though.... 8 times, finally I said look, we are done.... find your next victim. She did not appreciate that. But you guys really helped me figure that out. On a side note negotiations are going good on buying the club, that place will make a nice park one day

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jackslash

Q: Why are strippers like clouds?
A: Eventually they go away and its a nice day.

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TippingDollars

Hold on are new tires really better than strippers? As Cris Carter would say C'mon Man.

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