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Jan 2, 2017, 1:40 PM

Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.

Here's a text I sent to my OTC friend :

"Sorry cuz i know you need it but I just dropped a $900 getting new tires so can't afford to meet this week or anytime soon. And I blew through my savings last year and now I'm actually back to not having extra money."

Her response:

"It was good talking to you and hanging out but i gotta get my bill money up...Hope things work out for you if you ever have that little bit to spare and im at the club we can talk not gonna be there much longer... But it was nice while it lasted"

I wish breaking it off with civies were that damn easy. Thanks for the advice on how to tell a stripper it's over :)

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shadowcat9 years ago

I didn't know that you had to tell them. :)

GACA9 years ago

Oh Shadow... yes cuz if you don't they blow up your text day in day out.

GACA9 years ago

And that was not the truth just something I needed to do without her blowing up my phone everyday.

warhawks9 years ago

Lol. Yep. The quickest way to have a stripper stop bugging you is to tell her the funds have run dry!

shailynn9 years ago

I agree - new tires are more important that strippers

shailynn9 years ago

fuck, "THAN"

MrBater20109 years ago

Just like I said earlier today. Less bullshit.

That falls in the line of how to tell if she is into.

By her flowers, if she acts like she could give a shit then it is over.
Tell her you are broke and barely making ends meet. She will suddenly be to busy for you.

3LeggedMan9 years ago

Luke's like speling on dis site has gone rite to hel.

ArtCollege9 years ago

Whether tires or strippers, rotate regularly.

likes2look9 years ago

Just remember the old adage: If it has tits or tires it's gonna give you trouble.

larryfishsticks9 years ago

i need new bike tires

Papi_Chulo9 years ago

New tires are a lot more reliable than strippers

larryfisherman9 years ago

Daddilac spent hundreds of thousands on his ATF, and as soon as he was out of money, she was gone. These strippers be colder than igloos.

crazyjoe9 years ago

Good riddance to her

Daddillac9 years ago

I ran low for a fucking month..... divorce is over and accounts are back open and available. I've been to follies twice a week for the past month. Feels better getting laid for 2 grand a month from 8 different women than 4 grand a week for the same bitch

larryfisherman9 years ago

Good to hear Daddilac!

Daddillac9 years ago

She did text me today though.... 8 times, finally I said look, we are done.... find your next victim. She did not appreciate that. But you guys really helped me figure that out. On a side note negotiations are going good on buying the club, that place will make a nice park one day

jackslash9 years ago

Q: Why are strippers like clouds? A: Eventually they go away and its a nice day.

TippingDollars9 years ago

Hold on are new tires really better than strippers? As Cris Carter would say C'mon Man.