Take a shower before you fly please

I have been forced to sit close to people I wish they had asked to get off. That will Never happen in the US because of vermin lawyers. You throw someone off for smelling like a dead body and they will sue the airline. I complained about a 400lbs woman in the seat next to me that kept trying to put the armrest between us up, I call the flight attendant and politely explained that I did not know the person trying to take over my seat and that I had paid for my entire seat including the armrest being down and I was leaving the armrest down. I ask the flight attendant to tell the supersized slug(did not say that but thought of saying it) next to me to please stop insisting on trying to take 2/3 off my seat by raising the armrest. The fat bitch then proceeded tell the flight attendant I was bigoted discriminatory racist and demanded I be removed from the plane or she would sue the airline for discrimination. Fortunately there were open seats on the plane and the flight attendant asked me if I would consent to be reseated. I told her that was likely the best solution and she move me to a seat further forward with more leg room so I came out ahead but I have not doubt if the plane had been I would have been given a choice: raise the armrest and give up more than 1/2 of my seat of be thrown off the plane. If you are to fat to fit in one seat then your should either buy two seats not fly. I am tired of everyone thinking that their own little world gives them the right to fuck up everyone else. I was always taught your right to do what every you want ends when it infringes upon someone else's rights.

In my defense it wasn't me but the dead rats in my pockets.

^^^ you mean up your ass?

^^^ Nope smart ass!!! That's where I keep my valuables and/or lunch meats!!!