This club reminds me of the...

This club reminds me of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas--a posh, upscale joint with beautiful dancers that will leave you broke and cursing why you even bothered to visit the club in the first place.

I parked and made my way to the entrance. I figured there was no parking fee since I didn't see any valet around....then he came running out from inside the club. He told me I could park the car myself and hold onto the keys or that he could do it. Either way I needed to pay him the $8 mandatory valet fee. Seeing that I just parked it myself I gave the guy the money. Since he wasn't being a jerk (I've dealt with some bad parking attendants) I tipped him a few bucks later on my way out.

Not being charged a cover made up for the valet fee. Once inside I was having Vegas flashbacks: nice looking clubs that would leave me disappointed at the end of the night. I sat at the last seat at the front of the bar closest to the stage, farthest from the entrance. The other side of the bar offered a direct view of the stage, which is why three older guys in suits and one dancer were over there. While their viewing area was my preference, my seat was right at the front of the stage, giving me a chance to see the dancers up close. Although I had to keep turning around. Unfortunately, the place was EMPTY. There were five dancers and I was one of five customers.