Crazy Joe, this is NOT the way to have a birthday party at McDonalds

Read that letter, it's hilarious and even more funny if it's actually real.

That letter is funny. If that were my scam and it worked I would have to upgrade to Ruths Chris

How about a happy medium? Like Applebees.

Applebees sucks

I could get a tv dinner that is better than applebees

Chillis
Red Robin
Macaroni Grill
TGI Fridays

I prefer non chains though

+1 Joe Applebee's totally sucks except when they have pitcher specials

The last line about a "birthday party at McDonald's" made Joe an obvious target. To be honest, I think the scam itself is more Juicebox69 style.... although I think many perps on here might have suggested the trip to the Grecian Islands to Tracy and Carol, the random telephone marketers. I might even have to write a 'system' on that now. ;)