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New Year's Resolution: become a full voting member of the council of ricks!

rickthecoconutcrab
On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
Friday, December 30, 2016 2:44 PM
I've just made landfall in Africa on my way to America where I will join up with the ricks. You guys would be surprised at how exhausting it is to float in a coconut on the ocean for days. Plus it almost ruined my suit. But I must fulfill my destiny! Watch out rickthelion, a new rick is scuttling his way into TUSCL's heart! Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

5 comments

  • ATACdawg
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    8 years ago
    Ricky c, you have no idea how happy I am that you will be here! How may I serve you? Let's see - Boiled, broiled, grilled, over steak, Louis, with cocktail sauce, crab cakes.........
  • jackslash
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    8 years ago
    TUSCL members try to avoid crabs.
  • warhawks
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    8 years ago
    Fucking crabs. Nasty little fuckers. Haven't encountered them since my college days though...
  • twentyfive
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    8 years ago
    There are a lot of crabby guys here sometimes so don't think you're special.
  • Mate27
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    8 years ago
    Never had the crabs. What are they like? Are they little red spots on your hair pie? Lol
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