New Year's Resolution: become a full voting member of the council of ricks!

On the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!

12/30/2016 2:44:46 PM

I've just made landfall in Africa on my way to America where I will join up with the ricks. You guys would be surprised at how exhausting it is to float in a coconut on the ocean for days. Plus it almost ruined my suit. But I must fulfill my destiny!

Watch out rickthelion, a new rick is scuttling his way into TUSCL's heart!

Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!

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ATACdawg

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8 years ago

Ricky c, you have no idea how happy I am that you will be here! How may I serve you?

Let's see -

Boiled, broiled, grilled, over steak, Louis, with cocktail sauce, crab cakes.........

jackslash

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8 years ago

TUSCL members try to avoid crabs.

warhawks

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8 years ago

Fucking crabs.

Nasty little fuckers. Haven't encountered them since my college days though...

twentyfive

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8 years ago

There are a lot of crabby guys here sometimes so don't think you're special.