New Year's Resolution: become a full voting member of the council of ricks!

rickthecoconutcrabOn the beaches of Hawai'i... wearing a suit and taking time to scuttle across the bikini babes!
I've just made landfall in Africa on my way to America where I will join up with the ricks. You guys would be surprised at how exhausting it is to float in a coconut on the ocean for days. Plus it almost ruined my suit. But I must fulfill my destiny!
Watch out rickthelion, a new rick is scuttling his way into TUSCL's heart!
Scuttle! Scuttle! Scuttle!
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last commentRicky c, you have no idea how happy I am that you will be here! How may I serve you?
Let's see -
Boiled, broiled, grilled, over steak, Louis, with cocktail sauce, crab cakes.........
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TUSCL members try to avoid crabs.
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Fucking crabs.
Nasty little fuckers. Haven't encountered them since my college days though...
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There are a lot of crabby guys here sometimes so don't think you're special.
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Never had the crabs. What are they like? Are they little red spots on your hair pie?
Lol
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