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gammanu95Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?

Just saw one that read "Where there's no sex in the champagne room." Given our prowess for negotiating extras, wouldn't "Where there IS sex in the champagne room" be more accurate?

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etsutwigg222

Keep in mind, everything list here is to be considered a work of "fiction".

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JuiceBox69

Sorry my bad

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gammanu95

So no sex in the champagne room is a fictional statement, making it a double negative. I am okay with that solution. Thank you.

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Hugh_G_Rection

You'd have to be a total CHUMP to try for sex in the Champagne room, when you can have it all in the way of front room friendliness. Lloyd said so, so it has to be so.

(Too bad the bouncer who ejects you for not following the clubs rules doesn't share Lloyd's viewpoint on front room friendliness)

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Jascoi

i must agree with sjguy that front room gfe friendliness is fantastic! (when you can get away with it... )

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JuiceBox69

I concur

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grand1511

Maybe it should say "Where there is no champsgne in the champagne room."

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warhawks

Go to the beer room instead. It's a lot cheaper.

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gammanu95

Get the champagne of beers in the beer room. I couldn't believe when they started advertising High life. The last time I had it was back in college in the late 90s and it was fucking swill.

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Dominic77

--> "The Ultimate Strip Club List: Where's the edit button?"

^ lol!

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gammanu95

Founder already made the tagline "We don't need an edit button"

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Dominic77

lol. True Real men don't. We sack up and click "post comment."

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