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gammanu95
My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Just saw one that read "Where there's no sex in the champagne room." Given our prowess for negotiating extras, wouldn't "Where there IS sex in the champagne room" be more accurate?

12 comments

  • etsutwigg222
    8 years ago
    Keep in mind, everything list here is to be considered a work of "fiction".
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Sorry my bad
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    So no sex in the champagne room is a fictional statement, making it a double negative. I am okay with that solution. Thank you.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    You'd have to be a total CHUMP to try for sex in the Champagne room, when you can have it all in the way of front room friendliness. Lloyd said so, so it has to be so.













    (Too bad the bouncer who ejects you for not following the clubs rules doesn't share Lloyd's viewpoint on front room friendliness)
  • Jascoi
    8 years ago
    i must agree with sjguy that front room gfe friendliness is fantastic! (when you can get away with it... )
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    I concur
  • grand1511
    8 years ago
    Maybe it should say "Where there is no champsgne in the champagne room."
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    Go to the beer room instead. It's a lot cheaper.
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    Get the champagne of beers in the beer room. I couldn't believe when they started advertising High life. The last time I had it was back in college in the late 90s and it was fucking swill.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    --> "The Ultimate Strip Club List: Where's the edit button?"

    ^ lol!
  • gammanu95
    8 years ago
    Founder already made the tagline "We don't need an edit button"
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    lol. True Real men don't. We sack up and click "post comment."
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