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Keep in mind, everything list here is to be considered a work of "fiction".

Sorry my bad

So no sex in the champagne room is a fictional statement, making it a double negative. I am okay with that solution. Thank you.

You'd have to be a total CHUMP to try for sex in the Champagne room, when you can have it all in the way of front room friendliness. Lloyd said so, so it has to be so.

(Too bad the bouncer who ejects you for not following the clubs rules doesn't share Lloyd's viewpoint on front room friendliness)

i must agree with sjguy that front room gfe friendliness is fantastic! (when you can get away with it... )

I concur

Maybe it should say "Where there is no champsgne in the champagne room."

Go to the beer room instead. It's a lot cheaper.

Get the champagne of beers in the beer room. I couldn't believe when they started advertising High life. The last time I had it was back in college in the late 90s and it was fucking swill.

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^ lol!

Founder already made the tagline "We don't need an edit button"

lol. True Real men don't. We sack up and click "post comment."