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The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The more things change...

Ventured in for the first time post corona, not sure what to expect. Arrived around 430 pm. Tge parking lot was half full, and immediately an attendant popped out of the front door. I…

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NFL plans for black national anthem to be played at Week 1 games

from WaPo July 2nd By Mark Maske July 2, 2020 at 6:00 p.m. CDT **The NFL is considering allowing players to wear helmet decals or jersey patches this season with the names of victims of systemic racism and police brutality, according to a person…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Dream Maker, Love Taker

Came in on a Thursday afternoon. After a brat and cheese curds at Milwaukee Brat House. It was good shit. For the area this place got decent reviews. It’s in a suburban kind of commercial…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Post Pandemic and Pre Second Wave as well

I went by the club on the day they re-opened from the COVID before it was shut down again due to people infected with the virus. I entered with a mask but inside they…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Trying it again

Visited Rachels for the first time in a long time. Before they closed up bars last week. Saw a few friendly faces I recognized. They take your temp upon arrival and make u sign a…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Bliss on platforms

I understand why some say that the girls here only spend time with their regulars, I. Too had that impression at one time. Even now, after many visits over the last few years, there are…

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Dancer Wearing Masks

Several of you have expressed the view that you won't go to a club that requires the dancers to wear masks because you can't see their faces. Would it be less of a problem if the dancers were wearing something like…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Lusty's better than ever!

I stopped in Saturday afternoon around 2 hoping to catch Autumn who usually works Saturday. There was a young thin nice looking black girl bartending. There were about 6 or 7 bar stools,…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

covid changes

So with Illinois hitting phase 4 was time to visit one of many temples. So went on a Thursday got there as soon as opened. Walked in paid $5 fee. Had to wear a mask…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

This club knows how to operate responsibly during Covid.

Only club open in Austin. Nude. BYOB. Very good Social Distancing and Sanitizing inside the club. Masks mandatory. Dancer Rating: 5-8. Cover: $15. VIP: $25. Dances: $20; Day $10 and Wednesday: $5 On 23 Jun, Austin…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Working For Deja Vu Showgirls

Hey, my name is Maya..I am interested in working for you all, if interested at all please let me know.

Politics

Another message from SJG - Not necessarily my opinions. Just passing it along.

Posting in the Political Discourse Room this time. So if any of you want to try to shit on me this time, I still don't give a single fuck. Have a great day! Message follows: Gavin has bought…

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OT: Agree or not ?

"Please, Tip 50 Percent" https://www.grubstreet.com/2020/07/tip-50-percent.html

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Cowboys is slow but close to normal.

June 23rd, 3:30 pm. Cowboys is in the back of the building that is the convenient store on Russel Cave road. Parking is open and safe. There is no daytime cover so the door man…

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July2nd: WashingtonPost Coronavirus Update

The United States added 4.8 million jobs in June, according to a government survey, prompting President Trump to say the economy was “roaring back” from the coronavirus recession. But the nominally massive jobs number is undercut by context, The Post's…

Politics

Yale University named after slave owner. Needs a name change.

https://www.newhavenindependent.org/index.php/archives/entry/yale_must_change_its_name/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

The hoes are back

Cars in the lot as I drove home was reason enough to stop. We'll see whether there's reason enough to return. It's the same old dirty bird for better and worse. Three girls and a surly…

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Things are returning to normal. Atlanta 2AMer.

ATLANTA - A shooting inside an Atlanta club has sent one man to the hospital with multiple gunshot wounds. Atlanta police told FOX 5 a man was shot multiple times after a dispute between two customers just before 2 a.m. inside…

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OT: JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S FACILITATOR GHISLAINE MAXWELL TAKEN INTO FEDERAL CUSTODY.

Title couldn’t say it all. Will the English socialite will be freed because Americans devotion to Britain's monarchy and elites? Or the “federales” will “allow” her to “commit suicide” and live happily ever after in a tropical paradise under the “witness protection”

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God dammit Joe!

I been getting lots of calls from all the denver clubs again! Did Crazyjoe go on a strip club binge again! They all say that have destroyed shitters! Is Muddy there helping you! God dam you! I wanted the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First time back.

The first time after reopening. Wanted to check it out for myself. Several of the reviews were quite positive. A bit of road work on the usual entry road. there was a new…

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Ghislaine Maxwell, longtime Jeffrey Epstein associate, arrested

A little off topic, but she needs to be tried for her role in Epstein's crimes. https://nypost.com/2020/07/02/ghislaine-maxwell-jeffrey-epstein-associate-arrested/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20200702&mpweb=755-8981809-711691148

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Tattooed stripper turned drug smuggler will walk free from jail next month

"Tattooed", it seems to me, goes without saying when writing about a drug-smuggling stripper. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8482191/Stripper-turned-drug-smuggler-walk-free-jail-appeal-increase-sentence-failed.html

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Ontario Clubs

I went to Midway Invader yesterday at about noon, but it was closed-no sign on the door about potentially reopening-only the phone number works but just keep ringing. I also tried to call Nikki’s in Woodstock, there was a message…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Enjoyable break on the drive north.

Was driving from South FLA to GA and stopped by Lido Cabaret for an hour Wednesday evening around 6:00 to break up the trip. The club had plenty of parking and no cover at…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Very loud club, but Nicespice is amazing

Arrived at 3:00 PM, and had my driver license scanned by the doorman, no cover charge. I was told masks were mandatory for dancers but optional for customers. When first entering the club you see how…

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Opinions on BackPagePro.com

Just wanted to see if anyone has use Back Page lately and if you have any recommendations. Still no clubs open and I think maybe I’ll get a Dayuse.com rental and meet up. Any thoughts?

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How do I get a cosplay sugar baby?

All I want is a sugar baby that is nerdy and into cosplay. And I get to take her to cons, buy her cosplays, and also nerdy shit. But all of the cosplay girls have patreons and only fans. Competition…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

No King of Diamonds. 1 Queen of Diamonds though and Lots of 6 of diamonds and loud hairy drunk guys

Came on on a Wednesday evening around 7. This place is almost out in the fucking boonies. I went and took a shit in the woods and thought I saw Huntsman’s house. Went in plenty…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Whoever designed this club is a genius

Just get the obvious off the bat. This is the sexiest club I’ve ever been too. And I’ve been to a lot of the big ones. It look like they converted an old court house.…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Enjoyable time in the age of COVID-19 closures

This visit occurred after the second round of Covid-19 club closings in Texas. For a few weeks, things had been back to normal, but then after a rapid rise in infections, the governor decided…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Last GGR visit - pre corona

This is one of my last few visits before the Corona shut down. Felt so so then but would have been great now! Getting back to the basics - easy place to get to right on…

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Amsterdam’s red-light district emerges from lockdown

https://apnews.com/1800038fe0d63179879062e13fe38df2 AMSTERDAM (AP) — It wasn’t quite business as usual Wednesday as Amsterdam’s red-light district emerged from coronavirus lockdown, but it was close. “We are, of course, used to taking care of hygiene,” said Janet van der Berg of the Prostitution Information…

Politics

Hundreds of George W. Bush administration officials to back Biden

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-biden-republicans-exclus/exclusive-hundreds-of-george-w-bush-administration-officials-to-back-biden-group-says-idUSKBN24253R WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Hundreds of officials who worked for former Republican President George W. Bush are set to endorse Democratic White House hopeful Joe Biden, people involved in the effort said, the latest Republican-led group coming out to oppose the…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Open Yet

How are things going. Can I stop by. I know out in PA they are in the green. You can stop in some places. Thx Hemi

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Welp Michigan Clubs will be closing again

https://www.wlns.com/news/whitmer-signs-executive-order-closing-indoor-service-at-bars-throughout-much-of-lower-michigan-to-protect-progress-against-covid-19/

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

The Same Energy But Fewer People. Bottom line 4 out of 10 rating

Stopped by on Wednesday day shift as there aren't too many options available. I felt like getting out and this club was third on my list of places to roll by today. First was follies.…

Politics

Another Example of Silliness

Everyone knows in the US version of Monopoly Baltic and Mediterranean are the low rent properties. About 10 years ago they changed the color from purple to brown. Saw an instagram post with some guy ranting that this is hidden…

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Strippers with masks, hard to tell if they are good looking, but should it be?

Why does the face even matter that much. I think if we are honest with our selves most of us have it at or close to No.1 when grading but when she’s bent over who cares. This has gotten me…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The Blue Ball Club

after a sad visit to The Pony , Oasis and with Follies still on sabbatical I had to see some bare naked ladies. I know walking in here that im not going to get…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Post-Covid Like Pre-Covid

The club experience is remarkably similar to how it was pre-Covid, though a few things have changed. Bar seating is removed, but the table/chair arrangement is similar to before; about 15 tables with 4…

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Las Vegas Bikini Bars

Well well, seems like two places are going to try opening up. I doubt this will last, as I’m betting our governor shuts the city down again after the July 4th holiday with the rise in positive tests. https://www.fox5vegas.com/coronavirus/two-las-vegas-strip-clubs-reopen-as-bikini-bars/article_8a6fd5ca-bb5e-11ea-85eb-6782ef0444b1.html

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still Closed

Just drove by. It's still closed, with barricades over the parking lot entrance. Obviously, the July 1 reopening rumors were wrong.

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OT: Not too shabby

Mets pay annual $1 million to former MLB slugger Bobby Bonilla https://www.cnbc.com/2020/07/01/mets-pay-annual-1-million-to-former-mlb-slugger-bobby-bonilla.html

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Dumbass

I saw a state trooper, a county sheriff, and two unmarked vehicles all stand on the brakes or do u-turns this morning. There was a hot piece of ass walking against the flow of traffic on the side of…

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A gentle reminder....

If you post anything remotely political in the front room, it will be deleted.

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Open Yet

I'm curious if I can stop in. Are restrictions still in place.... PA is in the green. Thx Hemi

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Not Worth the Risks

Stopped in Lusty's early afternoon just to see if Jamie was dancing. Was told she would be in tomorrow around 1. Did not recognize the two dancers working. They really were not worth getting to…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Finally a worth while evening!

Let’s start with the changes: There is a fence around the parking lot. COVID has caused fewer dancers to be on stage at the same time (usually 2 ofthe 3 stages are empty,…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

The sign says go ahead and touch . . .

My first visit anyplace in many months should probably not have been a Sunday evening in Superior. It was a pretty uninspired visit. Centerfolds is a typical tired-looking, cheaply furnished (fabric hung from pipes to…

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deja vu VIP cards

silver/gold/plat What do the bracelets do for you? What are the “vip parties” like? Are they public events?

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

The Longest Lumberyard

Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware house. Wood theme…

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OT: Home fireworks displays

I love fireworks. I grew up in IL where, every year, more and more restrictions were placed on fireworks. When I was young, we had witch's whistles and even in high school I could still by the ones…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

A tale of two afternoons

Most of my nights sheltering at home were spent thinking about OGE. I was in Atlanta for a few days, so I dropped in twice - once on a Tuesday in the 3rd week of…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

Last day before closing

This is a club I have been to but only when my CF at this club was working. Therefore, I had enjoyed it more in the past. Today, I visited around 4:30 in the afternoon…

Politics

Is Donald Trump a Fascist? Yes. Why,? Because Trump is attacking ANTIFAscists.

Title couldn’t say it all. Is Donald Trump a Fascist? Yes. Why? Because Trump is attacking ANTIFAscists... The government can’t keep the American people safe from Fascists Neo-Nazis white supremacist because too many of them, Trump and his supporters, are Fascists Neo-Nazis…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Could have been better but wasn’t expecting much for the first day

First time for me visiting Red Raven. I remember from reviews that stated it’s being an average place. I decided to check it out since there is only a few places open during this time…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Always something there to remind me

By the naked eyes. I fucking love that song. And Don’t you forget about me from the breakfast club movie. It was very 80’s. Tuesday afternoon around 530ish. That was probably the critical mistake right…

Politics

Well, Donald, which is it?

Former U.S Navy Seal Dr. Dan Barkhuff wants to know if @realDonaldTrump is a coward who can't stand up to Putin or if he's complicit. https://twitter.com/i/status/1278028522863427584

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Wouldn't recommend on a Sunday night

PRE-COVID visit: Could have been an off night because my previous visits to this club in years past were much better. Dropped in around 10pm, paid a $10 cover, sat down and ordered a beer. The…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Finally re-opened!

It's my first time in months since pandemic and needed to get out and enjoy a beer and titties! While this is a county club(pasties and no bottoms exposed) it will serve my needs…

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Megachurch Let Volunteer Work With Kids Despite His Attraction to Minors

Mark, here's yet another story of christian hypocrisy for your edification. https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/29/a-megachurch-let-the-pastors-son-work-with-kids-despite-his-attraction-to-minors/ In short, Pastor John Ortberg [...] of Menlo Church in California allowed a volunteer who admitted an “attraction to minors” to work with children. The volunteer wasn’t just around kids,…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Great first time at this club.

My first time at this club and came away that I got my monies worth. I walked into the club and was greeted by a friendly bouncer. After a short conversation he just waved…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Lazy Monday visit after the Phase 1 reopen.

I have been going to this dive bar on the SE side of Portland for over a year. With the several month Covid shutdown, all the dancers had to re-audition. Several of my favorites were…

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6/30 Tue: WashingtonPost Coronavirus Update

Anthony S. Fauci, the nation’s top infectious-diseases expert, warned lawmakers Tuesday that there may be as many as 100,000 new cases per day, 2.5 times the present record rate of infections, if the United States continues on its current trajectory.…

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In Case Nobody Has Asked You Recently

You guys and gals feelin' alright?

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OT: Tesla Stock ?

As I've posted recently w.r.t. investing/stock-market, I am not knowledgeable w.r.t. the technical aspects (analysis, research, etc) - b/c of this, I've always taken the safe-road of investing via ETFs (mutual-funds prior to that) - and as I posted previously,…

Politics

Christian Extremist: I’d Rather “Be Beheaded” Than Wear Federally Mandated Masks

Now there's a man willing to put it all on the line 😁 Christian Extremist: I’d Rather “Be Beheaded” Than Wear Federally Mandated Masks https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/30/christian-extremist-id-rather-be-beheaded-than-wear-federally-mandated-masks/ Christian extremist and right-wing activist Scott Lively has made a career out of pretending to be persecuted for…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Please, don't let this be the new normal

I stopped at Cafe Risque early evening Wed, 06/24 to take a break from the road and grab a bite to eat. I was also curious to see what level of fun could be had…

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DuckDuckGo is a nice alternative Search Engine.

Just in case you want to get away from Google Search for the next month or so. Look I could care less about anyone's sexuality. I'm just tired of all the BLM shit getting thrown out these days. BTW, I…

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Carl Reiner: US comedy star dies at 98

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-53239390 Carl Reiner, who helped create The Dick Van Dyke Show and acted in films like Ocean's Eleven, has died aged 98. The prolific writer, comedian, director and actor also directed several films including Steve Martin vehicles The Jerk (1979) and All…

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Woman Who Was Tased, Allegedly Assaulted By Former Miami Gardens Officer Speaks

Woman was assaulted by cop outside Tootsie's, which appears in the video. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/woman-who-was-assaulted-tased-by-former-miami-gardens-officer-speaks-out/2255465/

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Are Rhode Island Clubs Open Yet?

Anyone know what is happening in Providence? The SCs open? Full contact LDs? I'm quite LDK-Starved

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Anyone else feeling rusty out there?

I haven’t clubbed in 2020 yet till this week. I overspent I’m the club, put up some shitty reviews (to which I was called out on, rightfully so) embarrassed my state with my dumbass driving, even caught singing in the…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Dive bar

Pre-pandemic visit. Took a cab from the strip and the guy was telling me I should go to another place because it's dangerous. No thanks pal I did my research and knew what I was…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

My "Pandemic" trip report to Tj's Showgirls in Orange County.

A Bare Elegance sugar baby told me that there might be an O.C. club open. So I go on tuscl and search OC clubs. I look for any reviews dated in april-may-june 2020. Tjs Showgirls…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Club is Dead, officially gone.

It is official, Deja Vu Tacoma is dead and gone for failure to renew its cabaret license. The club has been a staple of the Tacoma strip club scene since the mid-1980 when South…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

💎 Diamond St.Louis Page

Came in here on a Monday evening around 630. Plenty of parking. Right near country rock cafe. Safe industrial area it seemed. It’s sort of sectioned off between a high way and the Mississippi River.…

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The Lighter Side: This Double Strike Trick Shot is Amazing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrbSW1ylUVB/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

the new chapeu vert

Last time I tried to give a review I was shot down by 3 people who thought I did not go into enough depth. I wish I remembered there names. What they really meant was…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Only one dancer at lunch time, but a beauty

Lunch hour on a Monday not usually the busiest, but this would have been sad if not for the fact that the ONE dancer was the hottest I've seen at any club in quite a…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Broke my achey breaky heart

Came on a Monday around 6. Cover is $5 before 8 and $10 after. Free military. Area is fine, completely industrial area, kind of isolated by the highway and the Mississippi. Plenty of parking. Walk…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Semi Ghetto Phoenix

So I got here early Saturday evening and was immediately approached by a very hot latina. She barely gave me a chance to grab a Corona by the bar. This chick is smoking hot. She's…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

New Fave

Felt the need to check out FC to see what changes had taken place since reopening, Wasn't expecting much in the line of talent since I was there around 3:00 on a nice Saturday afternoon.…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Post Covid

Good news is the bars around Melrose Park and Stone Park have re opened. Louie's actually opened a week or two ago and then closed again and re opened officially Jun 26th Friday. For the most part…

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Strip Clubs Will Be Closed in Cautious Conservative Canada

https://www.citynews1130.com/2020/06/27/positive-covid-19-cases-in-brandis-exotic-show-lounge-reported-vch-warning-guests/

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Quick check in

Stopped in a Bogart's for the first time in a long while. Self parking was plenty empty. I took my mask from my center console, and walked to the door. Went inside. Guy says…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

First visit Post-Shutdown

Stopped in on their “grand reopening night” this past Thursday. The layout hasn’t changed much after COVID, other than they seem to have roughly 2/3 the amount of tables on the main floor that they…

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HGTV is the most watched Entertainment Network on Cable TV.

So after news and sports networks (Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, ESPN etc.) HGTV is what most Americans prefer to watch. That is astonishing! I mean I myself pretty much stopped watching cable a decade ago. But I didn't know the…

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6/29: WashintonPost Coronavirus Update

"The coronavirus has mutated since it started spreading late last year, and a variant known as “G” is now dominant across the United States and the world. “The mutation doesn’t appear to make people sicker, but a growing number of…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Outdoir EC

Heard The Cafe opened up a outside area, to be allowed to open. I toftt, and stopped by. They put up a fenced in area, on the left front side of vfc the club. The…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Post covid mileage

I went twice on separate weeks to make sure it wasn’t a fluke. The first time I went in and they charged a $5 cover fee, check temp and you can go in. The seats…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

First strip club experience during COVID-19 pandemic

This was the first strip club I have visited since they reopened during the COVID-19 pandemic. Booby Trap reopened on June 12, and I went on June 13. This was my first trip to Booby…

Politics

Trump will be “re-elected” by the Electoral College; the “deliberative body” of

Title couldn’t say it all. Trump will be “re-elected” by the Electoral College; the “deliberative body” of Fascist Neo Nazis in America that “selects” the POTUS puppet/jester to serve the 1%.

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Who in the world is Kimmie Haze?

Lmao@Google Reviews of Country Rock Cabaret (Sorry I don’t know how to link it) Does she have the greatest pussy in America? Or does she have a lot of free time on her hands to submit google reviews about herself? Either…

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Any Baltimore Clubs Open

Looking for some Baltimore clubs that are open and giving some good old lap dances.

Politics

Thanks a lot BLM and Liberals. The GOP has increased support thanks to you.

FiveThirtyEight's website shows increases in general and congressional races toward the GOP. Trump is gaining on Biden and where the Dems had leads, they've either lost them or had huge leads tighten. One race in Minnesota shows the GOP candidate up…

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Welp it looks like the Patriots might be a Super contender after all

They just signed Cam Newton to a one year deal, too bad for Jarrett Stidham he is demoted from starter to backup, but I'm sure their fans will cheer that they have a seasoned quarterback in the starting line up.

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All this COVID-19 whining is getting painful

******* - "Oh no, we can't do anything until a vaccine is developed!" - "Those people at the beach/gym/pool/club etc. are SO irresponsible!" - "Keep the economy closed whatever it costs because my max health protection is more important than anything else, period!" -…

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Double dipping on the same SC trip?

Saw a comment in a thread about a dude who got called out for having his shirt on backwards and leaving a trail of evidence on his dancer's leg after a trip to VIP. Said he'd check more carefully on…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Inside improvements but Dances are still Meh

When in on 6/27/20 around 9:00 pm So club has been open as well as the bar next door for the past 3 weeks. No specific rules for masks, Club side does not serve…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Coronas has killed this Parrot. Go with low expectations.

I love this place. A year ago I would have rated this place as my atf! This recent visit changes all that. It was a mostly terrible experience, but ymmv. Also, this visit is from…

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Socially Distanced Club Wish List?

Assuming that clubs are still struggling with social distancing and whatever else into next year, what are things that would make the strip club experience more bearable?

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Club COVID

If you guys were gonna open an underground club, would you advertise it or just let word of mouth do the work for you?

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Corona-Stupid

I am probably in at least the top 5 of "oldest" members here on TUSCL (oldest as in joining the site) and I've managed to not say too much either direction during the COVID crisis respecting everyones views but I…

Politics

When America needed a Commander in Chief, America got a traitor.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1277341022167564288 From: Don Winslow-an American author most recognized for his crime and mystery novels. Many of his books are set in California. Five of his novels feature private investigator Neal Carey. He has also co-written screenplays for Savages, Satori, and other…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Hope they figure this out!

Wanted to go and check out the new covid world. Complete disappointment Charged a cover at 3 in the afternoon with absolutely no girls working the floor! I get you have to limit the number…

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Some people really need to start going to strip clubs instead

https://www.ladbible.com/technology/gaming-sex-addict-suing-twitch-for-20-million-over-scantily-clad-streamers-20200626 Twitch is being sued for $25 million (£20 million) by a viewer who has complained of exposure to "overly suggestive and sexual content." The suit, which was filed in California earlier this month (thanks, Dexerto), also demands a number of…

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Stir Crazy

I have ventured out of my house about 6 times in the last 4 months. I really miss all my stripper friends. Not that I remember any of their names except Nicespice, but each one of them always…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Surprising visit

Try this again w/o the extra entry. Wanted to unwind on Thursday evening for an hour so stopped by the one place I thought might be open, Club Pink. This is a small club…

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What would you name Your Strip Club?

So I have only been to 1 SC re-opening since the "Corona." I was driving around "small town America" and went through some old cities that have very old downtown/main street businesses/buildings (barber, jewelry store, mom and pop diner, hardware…

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Enjoy your last week of clubbing guys

Well America is about to shut back down so I want all my brothers here to enjoy your last week at the spots. Get all the connects u need for OtC, be blessed, and stay safe. Hope y’all enjoyed the…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Evening Visit 6/27/20

I arrived around 9:30. No temp check, No ID scan, No mask requirement. Barbie was working at the entrance and waved me in. I got a coors light for $5.25 and took…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

GC back and rolling

Went around 2 and sit at the end of the bar, I go here often and the only thing that has changed is carpet and it looks like it was left over from going out…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Finally back at the RR

First time back in the strip bars in over 3 months - did not know what to expect. Better than I thought. Girls did not have to wear masks while dancing. However, the did wear…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Surprisingly fun time at Club Pink

Wanted to unwind on Thursday evening for an hour so stopped by the one place I thought might be open, Club Pink. This is a small club on Powerline Rd just south of…

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Two mask lap dance?

I’m thinking this Covid thing is going to be around for some time. And that in some places, at some times – between the intersection of health or club policy, patron caution, and dancer comfort level – the choice…

Pittsburgh: Rundown of the Steel City

No not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m gonna try tell you about them with this overview. I think Pittsburgh is a cool city, really it’s so sculpted by the hilly terrain and makes for some interesting neighborhoods. I think it’s underrated. And PNC park I think is one of the Crown Jewels of baseball parks. The strip club scene was just ok at best. This was a mix of visits preCovid and post CoVid 2019-2020. Divey kind of joints Controversy- This was a shit hole imo. Cover is…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Babes never changes

Went to Babe’s around 7 only few girls and less people in club. Sat at the bar nothing changed in last 30 years and still needs closing down for cleaning or maybe just blowing up…

Politics

Cosby, Ferguson, and “Homosexualization” of Black Kids

And now for something completely different. Crazy Christian extremest conspiracy theory. From The Friendly Atheist website, a TUSCL fav. https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/28/christian-extremists-link-cosby-ferguson-and-homosexualization-of-black-kids/ "Perhaps eager to keep up with the trend of bizarre conspiracy theories from the Right, radical anti-gay activist Scott Lively — who…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Might be my go-to now

After another strike out at H8 and Bogarts I cane back to criket. I’ve stuck with the other 2 because of some great favorites but haven’t seen them back and we may have lost them…

Politics

Popo Wanna Donut?

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/protesters-outside-mike-pences-megachurch-speech-tempt-police-with-donuts-on-sticks/ As Vice President Mike Pence spoke at a Texas megachurch on Sunday, protesters outside the building taunted police officers with donuts on sticks.

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AXIOS: Trump’s superpower turns to kryptonite

https://www.axios.com/trumps-superpower-turns-to-kryptonite-8a3f417e-0bce-461d-a6e8-7a6a036f42b1.html Posted below a graphic of a NYT Upshot/Siena College Poll showing Biden leading Trump in 6 'battleground' states: Michigan, Wisconsin, Penn, Florida, AZ & N Carolina. "No president in our lifetime has enjoyed a more mesmerizing, seemingly unbendable hold on his…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Not worth my time

If you are a Strip Club and you are open for business, then there is an expectation of a strippers and a show, even if there only a few of us in the place.…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The mighty Deje Vu juggernaut may be ebbing

Made my second venture out into the post-lockdown realm of Minneapolis strip clubs. I believe this is the only downtown club that is open that is fully nude. I always go in with great hopes of…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Horny during the Pandemic

Went to TJs because it is the only gentlemen’s club that is open during this pandemic, the other clubs near me were temporarily closed until further notice. Before getting into the club a bouncer took your…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Another Good Day At The Boxx Office

I stop here every now and again, usually when I'm out on one of the bikes...(it's about 75 miles from my house) Today there were about 7 dancers and 4 or 5 customers when I…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Business as Normal

Clubs have reopened in central PA. While somewhat limited on time I decided to do a quick stop and check things out. Was somewhat skeptical of what I would find after hearing about…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Nice Club in Changing Times

Very nice club across the street and half block away from Bogarts, I went to Bogarts first and walked to FC, I got the impression that valet parking is mandatory but the attendant let me…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hard Times

Went to Bogarts sister club Henry VIII immediately before , got a pass from H8 which was good for admission otherwise the cover is $5. No changes here, half paved/half gravel free parking area…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Jiminy Cricket, might have been in my pants

Came here on a Saturday night at like 930z Post CoVid. It’s in a commercial area, restaurants, banks, pep boys, safe area. I think there is parking behind but you can’t access from the front…

Politics

What If Fox News Covered Trump the Way It Covered Obama?

The Lincoln Project strikes again! Laughs abound unless you're a Trump True Believer https://youtu.be/b-cZG81-MPQ

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The Lincoln Project Vid: Trump & Putin's Bounty on NATO troops

https://youtu.be/kiDkTOKI7Ro Elsewhere: President Donald Trump was greeted with outrage on Twitter after returning to the White House from a day of golfing. The hashtags #TraitorTrump, #TrumpTreason and #TraitorInChief all trended nationwide on Twitter on Saturday. The phrase “TRE45ON” also trended, with…

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OT: The Unauthorized History of Socialism

In case it interests you and you didn't catch it on TV (not supa-comprehensive/deep, but fairly interesting): https://nation.foxnews.com/watch/fe54b3f144aa809b875c147c037c2fa9/

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I would give the club a 6. Pretty girls but overpriced

I’m sitting in Wise Guys right now. Illinois opened up bars and clubs yesterday from the covid shut-down. Washington Park never changes. This club is in the middle of the hood.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Scouting Trip

Well - like everyone - been thinking of testing the COVID waters (or post-COVID waters, depending on your take on it) in my favorite hobby - it's been way too long - but gotta do…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

The Frog is expensive but the only game around.

Thursday, 6/18/20, 8:15 PM. Be sure you have a GPS, especially at night, Jackson St off the main highway is difficult to see. Three dancers, five customers were there, all sitting at the bar which is…

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People of color experiences at strip clubs

Disclaimer: Not looking to start anything controversial or ignite any race fires. What have your personal experiences been as a person of color (non-white) with various strippers both white and colored? Have you noticed certain strippers favoring certain patrons over other…

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Not Only In Floriduh: Supercut of Anti Maskers in Florida

Man, there are some really, really crazy mother-fuckers in Palm Beach County https://youtu.be/433b5RJ9BME

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Another club open check...

So it was later on Friday evening and was heading home and decided to stop in to see that was happening at this club. Doorman greets me. Asked for ID and cover charge as…

Politics

‘I must protect my Elvis statue’:

'Conservatives flip after critic mocks rising gun purchases tied to statue toppling' https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/i-must-protect-my-elvis-statue-conservatives-flip-when-critics-mock-rising-gun-purchases-tied-to-statue-toppling/ Writing for the Chicago Tribune, columnist Rex Huppke mocked the rush to buy guns. “According to FBI data, nearly 3 million firearm background checks were conducted in May, a 32%…

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Another 'Karen' Mask-Shamed

On Saturday, a viral video circulated of a woman at a newly opened Trader Joe’s in North Hollywood, California, throwing a fit after people scolded her for not wearing a face mask in the store. “You think this is okay?” she…

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Trump = Putin's Useful Idiot ?

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/the-best-case-scenario-is-that-russia-has-dirt-on-donald-trump/ The best-case scenario is that Russia has dirt on Donald Trump The New York Times reported this week that Donald Trump was briefed in March that a Russian intelligence unit that “has been linked to assassination attempts and other covert operations…

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Unshaved dancers ....where are you ?

Summer 2020 Any dancers in Midwest USA that got that fuzzy look... where are they?

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L'Oreal to remove the word 'whitening' from its products

https://www.foxnews.com/world/loreal-remove-word-whitening-products Boy Crest is in trouble. "With the Crest Express Whitening Kit you can start seeing results on day one."

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Pleasant, not spectacular

. Nice atmosphere. Maybe a little bit too light, especially in the private dance area. There were several very good looking dancers, most of them were OK and then occasional fat one Dancers were approachable…

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Berkeley County WV Update?

Going to be in the Eastern Panhandle for July 4. Are any of the Berkeley County clubs open? Elysium's last FB entry was in 2017. Taboo, Lust and Vixens websites don't offer any information one way or…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Sketchy new management

Overall, I think this is the best club in Denver. Had an amazing time here last week. As covid evolves so do rules... I came in tonight, Friday night, and paid cover.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

OK time but ROB alert

This club has been reviewed many times. Here are the basics. No admission charge in the afternoon. Fenced parking lots with no annoying valet. As a PSA, road construction has s…

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NASCAR and Bubba Wallace

https://www.yahoo.com/news/nascar-releases-photo-noose-found-182031658.html Take a good look at the photo released by NASCAR which, they claim, is the "noose" found in Bubba Wallace's garage. It was determined by the FBI investigation (which for some reason required 15 agents) and acknowledged by NASCAR, that…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

The girls don’t care about dances

First visit because I was in the area and I’ve been on a scratch the itch tour since everything opened. I hit google to see what’s in the area and this was I pull up…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Covid rules. I’ll stay home. Last week was better...

This should be considered a covid review. I was there last week and had a great time and spent a bunch... went back for fun on a Friday night and things had changed.…

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Midwest roadtrip

I got a few weeks off I was thinking on hitting St. Louis (ILL), KC, Minneapolis, and Milwaukee. I checked the reviews and fully understand we aren't exactly talking about strip club Nirvana here but I was wondering if anyone…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Post COVID

This place just recently re-opened. I stopped in on a Friday night. A few new things. Temperature checks before entry. Cover was $15, I think it used to be $10 before…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

first time out since covid

i had a great time here last summer so I thought I would make it the first place I went to post covid. when I got there at a little after nine it was…

Capisce Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Day Before The Bars Shut Down Again, On With The Show...

Except for there was no show. This is one of the clubs I hadn't seen since the reopening after the COVID shutdown. So all of the bars (and that probably means strip clubs) in Texas…

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bucks wild still open in Houston

Despite all the topless bars being shut down again at noon today by the Texas governor, Buck's Wild was open and very busy tonight. Probably because there's not many places to go. Since they are a BYOB nude…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not a perfect night at Sugar, but it was still worth the time, if not the money.

I stopped by Sugar44 on a Saturday night for the first time in months. It had a fair amount of people inside; a good mix of customers and dancers. The bar seats were…

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“the security of a privileged few depends on the forced labor and the forced sil

Title couldn’t say it all. “the security of a privileged few depends on the forced labor and the forced silence of the many.” “Every age has its own fascism. There are many ways of reaching fascism. Not just through the terror of police intimidation... but…

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FEMALE CELEBRITY YOU JUST CAN'T STOP STARING AT?

whenever she's on my eyes are just glued onto the set until her segments are over. she's the ESPN NBA coverage reporter rachel nichols. i haven't watched ESPN really that much the last few years as i think their reporters…

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because some people don’t love me, Joe Biden is going to be President Of The Uni

Title couldn’t say it all Trump says Biden's 'going to be your president because some people don't love me, maybe' https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election/trump-biden-2020-election-love-twitter-poll-a9587501.html%3famp

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I've Been Too Busy Romancing Bitches And

making them feel some kind of way to post on here. Been living my best life but will grace you with my presence soon and shit..... n shit

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Sexual Assaults - Ron Jeremy Now Leads Trump

Prosecutors have received at least 25 new allegations against adult film star Ron Jeremy https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-06-26/prosecutors-have-received-at-least-25-new-allegations-against-adult-film-star-ron-jeremy Los Angeles County authorities have received 25 new complaints of sexual misconduct against Ron Jeremy this week, including 13 that may have taken place in Southern California,…

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Judge Tosses Trump Family Attempt to Stop Publication of Niece’s Book: You Compl

Title couldn’t say it all. Judge Tosses Trump Family Attempt to Stop Publication of Niece’s Book: You Complained to the Wrong Court” https://www.google.com/amp/s/lawandcrime.com/high-profile/judge-says-trump-clan-complained-to-the-wrong-court-by-asking-to-shut-down-publication-of-nieces-book/amp/

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How would reparations work?

As crazy as it sounds, I think we are heading towards reparations. But, who would get it? Would it only be given to those that can prove a direct lineage to someone that was a slave? Or, would anyone with dark skin get…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Tits before my very eyes

Driving by on Friday afternoon for the first time in maybe a year, I noticed a new outdoor enclosure. Thinking it might mean my first time to touch tit in months, I pulled the wheel…

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Friday WashingtonPost Coronavirus Update

"A record number of infections were reported for the second consecutive day Thursday — more than 39,000 new covid-19 cases across the United States — and several states are abruptly reimposing quarantine orders amid signs that the country's push to…

Magic pussy?

A many years a go i had a girl that you still dream about the sex. The kind of sex that you wonder if she had some kind of magic pussy that made you addicted after 1 round. We had flirted when i came into her work often. One day she casually mentions where she would be that night i ignored it like i didnt care but knowing full well that i would show up. I show up at the bar and she is playing the bar trivia game. Shes wearing jeans and a white tshirt that is stretched by her d sized tits. She smiles and is surprised to see me. I order a beer and get a game console…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Pleasure Dome, and most PA clubs, are now open... masks required everywhere??

anybody been to PA clubs recently? masks required? Are the girls required to stay 6 ft from all customers? Lap dances?

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Fed buying stocks

Interesting concept that the fed, with unlimited money, buying stocks with the intent of not letting the market go down. Would it still be a "market" at that point?

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

OK, now here's the Opening Review

Ok, so Dooks has re-opened after their imposed COVID-19 closure and have been open for more than a week. I visited the first Friday after they opened and the differences from pre-COVID before: - the…

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We need more hard-hitting, topical, journalism like this

I'm just gonna leave this here. I have not found anything in the local news if Gov. DeSantis closed bars & clubs today. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article243761987.html

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Reopening in CT

Any word of reopening of strip clubs in CT, particularly Fairfield County? Also does anyone have any experience in clubs anywhere post-Covid? What's it like? What are the LDs like?

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Why do men hate their birthdays?

Q. Why do men hate their birthdays? A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.

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Follies July 1st

Follies is back! Let’s get it guys!

One Night (and Day) in Bangkok

So there I was… It was the late 1980s and probably about 1 or 2 AM in Patpong. I was at that very familiar point of the night when I ask myself “How much whiskey is enough?” The answer was always the same, “One more!” Patpong was then still one of Bangkok’s premier tourist red light entertainment districts so finding a drink and late night company for an experienced drunken monger like myself was not a challenge. Finding somewhere new and interesting for an intrepid soul like myself was a different story. Fortunately, or unfortunately as the case turned out to be, a very attractive young lady used her charms to lure me into a private club with…

Tijuana Mongering: Travel Notes

A collection of notes about planning a trip to TJ and some things to do while you're there. COVID is making life boring, so I figured I'd try my hand at writing an article on mongering in TJ... This is meant for beginners to the area, so if you're a regular you won't get much out of it -- if you're in that category, please add your own impressions and correct any factual errors. I'm assuming that TJ as a destination will someday go back to what it was like before the virus. In any case, I don't see a lot of what I'm going to say changing as long as TJ becomes accessible again. BEFORE YOU TRAVEL TO TJ The first thing to…

First Nudie Bar Visit

It was November 7, 1994. People were wearing flannel and listening to grunge music. Zima was still a thing. It was a Monday night. It had been decided that the Fraternity was going to visit a strip club. I have no idea why this was planned on a Monday night, but didn't care as I was going to drink beer and see naked women. I was beyond excited, because I hadn't ssen any naked women before other than my girlfriend and a few girls with whom I had played strip poker. There were about a dozen of us, and we piled into three cars to make 40 minute drive to our destination. It was a BYO joint, so we all had at least…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

just opened post covid

Post Covid-19 review. As indoor dining and drinking started on long Island yesterday and since I was passing by this place I decided to see if they were open. Surprisingly they were.…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Found a Jem

Since I heard that we had entered Phase 1, I decided to visit a strip club and since I've usually had a good time at Shimmers, I called them to make sure they were open.…

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Heading to vegas

Ok so you guys and gals helped me out on my trip to new orleans. So why not for a trip to vegas. While i am going to vegas to elope, will gamble and go to a strip club or…