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Definitely miss Kwik Trip from when I lived in Wisconsin. I kind of wonder what the analogy of a Kwik Trip club would be - they're generally a lot better than other chain convenience stores I have experience with, so does that mean the club would be good? But they're still really just enough to keep you going and nothing all that extraordinary, so does that mean the club would be bad?
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last commentConvenience stores normally have higher prices. I expect that would also effect lap dance prices.
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NOTE: This article – along with all of our articles – is parody. Not factual. Normally we feel we don’t need to spell that out, but for some reason people REALLY want to believe this one. – La Crosse Times Staff
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Kwik Trip has great mini marts. Kwik Trip is to Wisconsin what WaWa is to Pennsylvania and New Jersey.
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Haha, from what I’ve heard about Wisconsin (could be wrong) “quick” isn’t really much of a thing there. The sales process is slower?
And while we are praising mini-marts, going throw throw in some obligatory Texan love of Buc-ees. 🤠
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Don’t forget to mention Apoopdeep’s KwikiMart in Denver.
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^ Ah. Not too familiar with it. Perhaps Random knows that place better?
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Definitely miss Kwik Trip from when I lived in Wisconsin. I kind of wonder what the analogy of a Kwik Trip club would be - they're generally a lot better than other chain convenience stores I have experience with, so does that mean the club would be good? But they're still really just enough to keep you going and nothing all that extraordinary, so does that mean the club would be bad?
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