Do we have a consensus on that? When somebody asks me when was the last time you banged a blonde is that one or is that some kind of fake blonde? Just for the record sake let’s straighten this out.
Do we have a consensus on that? When somebody asks me when was the last time you banged a blonde is that one or is that some kind of fake blonde? Just for the record sake let’s straighten this out.
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last commentI see both sides of it. For example the last black girl I slept with. If I fucked Rachel Doezel I would say no. If I fucked a girl in Black face I would say yes I did. Because in the literal sense, I did.
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You can always count on Mud to overcomplicate things.
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A fuck is a fuck hair, color is immaterial.
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Technically, the banging is occurring on brown bush, so you're banging a brunette. If she bleaches the carpet to match the drapes, then you're banging a blonde.
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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
Artificial Intelligence.
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Obviously if she dyes her hair blonde she identifies as a blonde. If she identifies herself as blonde you have to consider her a blonde no matter what.
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and what if she wears a blonde wig and you don't realize that it is a wig?
redhead, blonde, brunette, etc. - at the end of the day all that matters is whether she got you off or not.
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If she does a good job shaving the kitty, how can you tell if she is a natural blonde or not?
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If she’s shaven below the belt - and the hair on her head is dyed blonde - you just fucked a blonde!
If she’s dyed her pussy hair blonde - and the hair up top is brunette - she’s confused!
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How about this blonde at Atlanta's Clermont Lounge?
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^ as far as I can tell - she’s a blonde!
A sexy platinum blonde with nice titties!
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This is an easy one. Her hair color is what is it is at the time you went in. Somebody catches you fucking a girl who died her hair turquoise they're gonna say "remember that time you banged that blue haired chick", not "I wonder if she was really a brunette".
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It's all pink on the inside.
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I’ll go with the idea that you haven’t banged a blonde if she’s not a natural. Seems that so many dye their hair that it’s hard not to be banging a blonde.
Also if she has pubic hair and it’s not blonde, you can’t always go by that. Any body part that gets banged a lot is going to turn black and blue.
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"If a girl dyes her hair blonde, does that count as banging a blonde?"
No, and should ask her for an ancestry DNA test before bragging to your Aryan Nation bros.
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If the hair is blonde, it counts. If the girl used to be fat and now is skinny, you fuck a skinny girl.
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""If a girl dyes her hair blonde, does that count as banging a blonde?"
No, and should ask her for an ancestry DNA test before bragging to your Aryan Nation bros."
^Great!!! Since neither you or I are racist, we should celebrate diversity and go get some lap dances at Players Club on Federal! Just PM me your available times! I am looking forward to it!
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Crazyjoe, it was a joke and you should take it as seriously as the original OP.
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If she she’s a bottle blonde and didn’t tell me ahead of time, she is LYING to me! Of course, if she’s sexing me, there’s a very likely chance I’ve lied to her multiple times to get myself to that point. Fair is fair.
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Well said JimmyMcNulty.
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@randommember, why do you joke about racism and act like you are trying to recruit more people to your arian brotherhood? There is usually truth behind so called jokes. Or is it that you are scared of Cuban dancers and blue collar Mexicans so you say you are joking to bitch out of going to Players Club? If so, that makes you classist and racist.
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If you fuck a girl with EE firm silicone boobies, did you fuck a girl with big tits? Same concept!
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Crazyjoe nailed it 🍿😂
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Random is just a vile, worthless, hypocritical piece of shit. Typical progressive. Sort of like Ilhan Omar who supports the gay community with all of hear heart and soul, just like she supports Iran with all of her heart and soul, while they hang people for being gay. Of course Israel with its tolerant society and large out and proud gay population is hated by her and other progressives, who side with Iran because they are socialists, just like the Nazis and they want to kill Jews.
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Let’s skip over skifredo’s unfortunate outburst and get this thread back on topic.
If you bang a hairless ape stripper wearing an artificial parrotbill have you banged a parrot? I say yes, if for no reason other than seeing the looks on people’s faces when you tell them you fucked a parrot. Squawk!
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But don’t tell fredo. His delusional mind would somehow make bangin’ a parrot whore into a political thing. That’s what happens when you’re a sad crab 🦀
Sad crabs 🦀 think everything about politics. Don’t be a sad crab 🦀
Squawk! Squawk!
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Considering that only 2% of all people are natural blondes, most likely any blonde haired person you do, is not a natural blonde. So yeah it does count.
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