Not getting caught
clu123
Wisconsin
Like most other things in my life, I'm a bit of a "late bloomer" when it comes to anything related to sex and women, interest in strip clubs included. As a result, I didn't get invited to go to my first strip club until after I was married...and I was hooked!
The problem is, my chances to go to strip clubs are very rare and especially given the current climate, I'm constantly looking for a way to get out without getting caught. Sadly, I don't think I'll ever be able to convince my wife to join me, and I doubt she'd be ok with me going by myself. So I'm curious what ways other people here have been able to get out to a strip club without getting caught. I should mention I'm not a VIP room kind of guy, but I do enjoy getting a drink and a couple dances. I can find opportunities to get out, but I'm worried about perfume or other cues that might betray where I was. If anybody has any ideas or suggestions I'd like to know them. Thanks.
The problem is, my chances to go to strip clubs are very rare and especially given the current climate, I'm constantly looking for a way to get out without getting caught. Sadly, I don't think I'll ever be able to convince my wife to join me, and I doubt she'd be ok with me going by myself. So I'm curious what ways other people here have been able to get out to a strip club without getting caught. I should mention I'm not a VIP room kind of guy, but I do enjoy getting a drink and a couple dances. I can find opportunities to get out, but I'm worried about perfume or other cues that might betray where I was. If anybody has any ideas or suggestions I'd like to know them. Thanks.
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w.r.t. club smells; that's tougher (even worse in clubs where smoking is still allowed) - I don't have an S.O. do IDK how some guys avoid it - I guess one way would be to hit the gym and take a shower there.
My advice is to start slow and do some recon first, get a lay of the land and do some dry runs. Get your name out there to cultivate a few regular stripper relationships so you can learn whom to rely on.
One, have separate bank accounts and credit cards. I even have a UPS mailbox that statements for those accounts go to. One thing I did early in our marriage is we actually went to a strip club together. We went to the lamest air dance club I knew of. The only activity she saw was guys going to the stage and tipping one dollar bills. Never went again so her image of a club is just that. Very tame. So she had no more problem with me doing that over going to a Hooters Restaurant. Always have gum in the car for your bad breath. And doing your mongering during the day. Clubs are less smokey during the day
I’ve turned girls away and politely said, with all that makeup it’s going to wind up on me.... several have said they would go and take it off. Never the less, carry a small bottle of your normal cologne with you, and stick to drinks that are hard to smell on your breath, like vodka etc. Give yourself a hard look over in the mirror before you leave, DONT wear white shirts or pants ever!!
Park your car in the back, in case your SO gets curious and starts looking around. Even better, take an Uber and leave your car at a location other than your work.
Get a secure app for your phone to store pictures and phone numbers for OTC, or get a burner phone. You can even try a second number from a texting app like text free.
Yep..... after doing this as long as I have, you start to figure things out. Thankfully never been caught one time, although I did have ONE close call.