NEGATIVE 19 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AND STILL NO DOOR ON THE FUCKING SHITTER STALL

Holy shit. Came on a Friday night at 730ish. No cover until 8. It’s on a commercial street seems really safe area. Only a few spots in the parking lot but I got one of them. Spaceship themed club. Walk in. You get your temperature scan by some weird futuristic Total Recall style face scanner.

It’s got a bunch of mirrors all around giving off that endless mirror vibe. I was one of two customers. And there were two dancers. Look I understand it’s a little early but I mean not that early. It is still Friday night let’s go. Layout it was bar on left no alcohol. VIP seating on right. Stage in center. Bathrooms on right wall. Very small club, like a sardine can. Dances $35. Apparently you can get dances in the “spaceship” which I see from the outside, I wonder if that is the room you go to?

I’ll be honest out of the two dancers both white girls, early 20’s I just wasn’t that interested in doing anything with them as far as going to rooms. I just tipped stage and watched but I’m not gonna wait hours for the club to get rolling. Maybe it’s a CoVid thing but it there was no life. Also the waitress came up to me and asked me if I wanted drinks. I said “is there minimum?” She started stuttering and was so unsure of herself she said something like do you didn’t pay cover there was. I know it was total bullshit but I needed some caffeine anyway so I just got a redbull. $8. Watch out for that though that was one of the weakest attempts at a hustle that I’ve ever seen. As stated in the title your not given a door when you shit. Music wise it felt like 2001 with Creed playing in the background. Interesting themed club I kinda of like that stuff, most clubs in America kind of look the same so this was a nice change of pace but tbh I was just waiting for Mons Venus to open up at 8 across the street.