Fun with worms
rickthelion
A little hairless ape boy is raking leaves in his yard while his elderly grandfather watches. He sees a worm exit a hole in the ground and says to his grandfather “I’ll bet you $20 that I can put that worm back in the hole.” The grandfather is skeptical but feels he should indulge the precocious little ape.
The boy runs into the house to fetch hairspray. Then he sprays the worm ‘til it is stiff as a board. This makes it easy to shove the worm back into the hole. Impressed, the grandfather forks over $20. However, he does ask the child to give him the hairspray.
Two hours later the grandfather gives his genius grandson another $20. Of course, the young ape is an honest, upstanding child that does not wish to disrespect his elder so he says “But grandpa, you already gave me the $20 for that bet.”
The elder ape says “I remember. That $20 is from grandma”
The boy runs into the house to fetch hairspray. Then he sprays the worm ‘til it is stiff as a board. This makes it easy to shove the worm back into the hole. Impressed, the grandfather forks over $20. However, he does ask the child to give him the hairspray.
Two hours later the grandfather gives his genius grandson another $20. Of course, the young ape is an honest, upstanding child that does not wish to disrespect his elder so he says “But grandpa, you already gave me the $20 for that bet.”
The elder ape says “I remember. That $20 is from grandma”
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last commentEverything is not about race
Because if you had even average reading skills, you would realize the the original poster - Rick The Lion was using a literary device. A lion might look at humans as being hairless apes. (To a lion, all primates look a like. They probably taste similar too.)
With that out of the way, I suspect that Rick The Lion is not really a lion. Lions lack opposable thumbs, and the arrangement of claws on their pads make typing difficult.
But even though you claim to have a degree (and I don't care where you claim the degree is from), it's obvious that you are an uneducated dumb-fuck.
Why would I be mad.
But something you said earlier has me thinking - about diamons in your teeth. I wonder how many diamonds Jeff Bezos has in his teeth - that guy is loaded.
Only people that brag about Cornell are those who didn't get into a real Ivy, anyways.