Mixed Reviews

I stopped by this past Saturday night for the football party. The place was a bit more dead than I expected, but it was only around 830 so it's fine. Things were starting to pick up when I left. Other club descriptions are accurate so I will skip to my experience...

$25 cover Saturdays after 8pm. You pay the cover and they scan your ID. Nobody is wearing a mask nor asks about it. Once inside the bar is immediately to the left. I tried to get a bottled beer for $7. Before I could even take take seat, I was approached by a dancer named Shelly. She was probably late 30s, AA, enhanced D cup, and possibly a British accent. I couldn't tell if it was real or not.

Now, my instincts tell me to never go for the first person who approaches, especially before I even sit down. But I was smitten by the Ds, so I went. Four songs for $100, and the 5th is free. I had to take out money from the ATM, and she told me to take the max possible because of the fees. I took out $120.