I've been seeing a lot of reviews with patrons singing Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra songs in VIP. I know the top minds in the game came together to formulate that top secret terminology but how many more years will it work before it gives way and LE is able to finally crack the code?
The other day, as way to sort of take one for the team, I got a VIP (cost me $230 btw) and stormed out in a conga line of strippers singing our best rendition of Billy Joel's Uptown Girl in order to throw LE off our scent. As a way of saying "Uh yeah dudes this is kinda what we actually do in strip clubs" But I'm not sure how long that will keep them at bay.
I'm proposing a dramatic change to go to we both left the club to "shop at BJ's, she had a member card" and "We both played Free Safety back on our High School Football teams, yes she was a girl but she was a true groundbreaker, the Joan of arc of her day" It's this type of clever thinking that will keep us ahead of the curve. In the meantime, stay off the phones and ensure to make 4 right turns to make sure your not being followed in anyway. PL007 out.


If you don't tell us the club and you don't name the girl, then there really is no reason to use any top secret terminology. Is there ?
When is the Review coming out ?