King of the Club
Manhattan, NY. Satin Dolls was closed so I went here. Came in around 1 on a tuesday night. Found parking right across the street. Walk in, friendly dude. Military no cover here. They walk me in introduce me to the guy and they even gave me a drink on the house. I got to admit every time I come here they treat me right, it's real classy stuff. I got to give these guys credit. Two levels, I haven't been upstairs yet, they got VIP rooms up there and I forget now I believe it was $600 for a half hour. It's Manhattan, that ain't even that bad believe it or not for the area at least. Couch dances are $20. First floor set up. Stage on left, seating all around. Bar on back right. and lap dance couch area right in front of that.
They walk me in and I sit right at the bar. First girl that walks up to me was absolutely stunning. Like probably a 10 level girl. There were no customers in sight, maybe a couple upstairs but I was the only one on this floor. So this 10 was at my mercy! Muhuhahaha! Me being the only money in the club. I crowned myself King of the Club and would rule over this empty place for the duration of my stay. Me and my $80 budget. It's amazing outside the strip club women flee in terror of me, but on the inside when absolutely nobody else is around and they need tip out money, I become George Clooney. This girl was forced to listen to my shitty jokes for I was the only option. It's just incredible. Anyway this girl was a 30 something girl, Puerto Rican/Cuban just gorgeous with such a perfect natural rack. Say no more, I found what I wanted. We got drinks together. I had my drink free but the next round we got together was $33. I'm thinking to myself, does that come with a blowjob from Barbara Streisand too, Jesus Christ. Anyway was we chatted for a couple hours really talking about strip clubs and the dancer world, she was a cool girl. She did end up talking about how other girls were such prostitutes in other strip clubs and that she would never do that (Note to self, this is the least favorite thing that I hear come out of girls mouth in a strip club ever, so help me God)
What I can I say she was hot, we went for a couple couch dances. I couldn't suck her nipples, which God I wanted to, I asked first, maybe I just should've went for it and begged for forgiveness later, fuck I really should've. It's always better than asking permission first. Anyway at least at this club you can two way touch with the dances unlike a lot of other Manhattan spots. She's a dances at another club first night here, but she let me know they were about to open some new club in Queens where Cityscape was that was good information. It was pretty good dances but you can't get crazy on mileage you sort of right in front of the bar. Nobody else their though but the one latina bartender.
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