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4 years ago
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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Livin’ in the rick fugue: ROARing good TUSCL meet up edition

We ricks have generally avoided TUSCL meetups because we don’t want to associated with normies (i.e., non-ricks).

However, I’ve also been wanting to improve my rick fugue. That state I enter when I’m pleasantly drunk. The problem is getting sufficient alcohol into my system in a convenient manner. Lately, I’ve been soaking tampons in various kinds of alcohol and shoving them up my ass while I drink. But I want to figure out the best tampon-liquor combo.

So I propose a meet up and an experiment. Double blind. I’ll hire a company to prepare a bunch of booze soaked tampons with the type of booze assigned randomly. A bunch of you damn dirty apes will show, insert, and we’ll see how much fun you have in the club. Hell, I’ll even make you co-authors on the no-doubt Nobel willing manuscript describing this work.

What say you apes?

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ilbbaicnl
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Booze soaked ass tampons are only half rick. Whiskey IVs are full rick. Or alt full rick is to hold in a whiskey enema during a 3-hour shit-texting session with an unemployed junkie. Alt alt full rick is to inject whiskey into Ron DeSantis's prostate with a hypodermic needle right before he assfucks you.

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Cashman1234
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I recommend you get BBBC to host this party. He seems to know just how to stuff it deep in the back door.

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