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OT: 23,000 yr old footprint found in NM

Ok, which one of you old farts was taking an OTC stroll in New Mexico 23,000 years ago? https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3385886/oh-fuck-yeah-scientists-find-human-footprints-in-new-mexico-that-are-23000-years-old

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Inside Report

This is the tale of two nights in which I was kidnapped by my ATF (be jealous!) from my home club and taken to St Louis to visit this club while she worked there for…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Hottest girls yet, ho-hum service

First off, something I notice that no one really speaks about this place is the ease by which you can miss the parking lot, especially at night. If you are heading, I believe, East…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday Afternoon is the Sweet Spot

Friday Afternoon Is the Sweet Spot LOCATION Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample…

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OTC: Is spirit/frontier worth it for atl roundtrip?

It's OT sort of. I remember before I did read about going to ATL, now I'm going to actually start making plans. It seems that on November 18th is The Sweet Spot to do a round trip from NYC to…

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Pairing an alchoholic beverage with cum

I thought I would ask about this random thought that popped into my head - What wine pairs with cum? But hey, why limit it to wine. So i wondered if anyone ever actually thought about this, or actually experimented…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Canton OH shots fired.

JACKSON TWP. – Four men and a woman were arrested, accused of refusing to leave a local strip club after a gunshot there early Monday. Police Chief Mark Brink is asking anyone with information about the incident to call his detectives,…

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Labor Lawsuits at Two RI Strip Clubs: Foxy Lady and Wild Zebra

Here's two related stories published Sept. 1 and Sept. 24 of 2021 in the Providence Journal Bulletin. The Wild Zebra closed (it's now Silhouettes), the lawsuit persisted against the owners. Club Fantasies is also mentioned at the end of one…

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OTC=/= sex

Ok I just wanted to make a PSA that paid outside the club shit isn't necessarily sex acts every single time. Wish there was a different acronym like OTCS. There is a fuckton of paid OTC going on that isn't fucking/sucking

The Whiskey

Seminole, Florida

Update dance prices & new girls

I stopped dancing here for a year and just came back. They have a lot of new girls mostly chubby & spinner white girls, no latinas, a couple tall lighter skinned AAs, and at least 1-2 darker AA girls. Their…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

New management & new girls!

I haven’t seen anyone update any information on oasis. I just started working there again and they have new dance prices. $30 for a single song, 15 mins for $75, 30 mins for $175, and a hour for $300.

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Trusting your OTC gal

You know she is married or has a live in boy friend but you are convinced that she is not seeing any other guys. So you assume it is safe STD wise to go bare back with her. But what…

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Nude swim, harvest pot

Last naked swim*, harvest pot 'Twas my weekend, whatcha got? Seriously, am I the only one on these boards that grows most of their own weed? Buds are thick and sticky, time to bring them in, start the drying. Another…

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The Kaepernick Effect: Taking a Knee, Changing the World ~Title of the book can’

Title of the book can’t possibly say it all... ~ Author: Dave Zirin, born 1974, ~ Occupation Sports journalism ~ Education B.A. Macalester College Notable credit(s) ~ The John Carlos Story: The Sports Moment That Changed the World ~ A People's History of Sports in the…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Great second visit!

In area again so decided to stop in. Still have to wear a mask until you're in your room. Got buzzed in and waited about a minute for 3 girls to come out (may have…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Decent place but no love

I'm in the area for a few weeks on work and was bored, so I decided to give the place a shot. As has been mentioned, this is a bar with strippers rather than…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Odd Sunday night visit to a friendly/comfortable club

I visted this club about 5 years ago on a business trip and left a review back then and thought it would be interesting to see if things changed when I came back on another…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Drab and barren

I visited after a long double shift at work. Door fee was high ~ $25, but this covered both clubs. The door girl writes a mark on your hand with a permanent marker after…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Going downhill

2-3 years ago this club was great. 80% of girls were attractive, club was comfortable, extras were easy to find, and prices were cheap. While the last 3 factors still hold true the girls have…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Happy Friday

Boilerplate: Large club with two-level stage. Dancer starts on upper stage and after the first song moves down to the lower stage for personal interaction. Giant TV screen behind upper stage shows music videos, or,…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

One girl can make a bad trip worth it

I went to Beemers last night and one girl can make a bad visit worth the trip. Many have described the layout so I will not do that this time. It was pretty…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Landing Strip is dead

I've been going to the Landing Strip for 5+ years and there was a time when you could walk in and see some really hot Latina, white and Black girls (whether day shift or night)…

Tijuana

Smirnoff 100 proof in Mexico liquor stores?

Do any of you TJ mongers know..... can I buy Smirnoff Vodka at a liquor store in Tijuana? The last two times I've gone to Hong Kong I drink rum. I hate all alcohol. I hate drinking…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Hustless

I was up in St Louis because I was kidnapped by my ATF (be jealous 😁) who sometimes works at Scarlett's next door and was working there Friday and Saturday night. She's considering working at…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Breathless decent if in area

On my way back from North Jersey decided to make a stop to see how Breathless was doing. Parking is in a lot behind the building which is on a dead end street. One of…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Trisha and Cali great fun great value

I visit the giant teal building every few months. I had some business to do in the area around 1pm and decided to stop buy. I pulled into a big parking lot in a commercial…

Peppermint Hippo Neenah

Neenah, Wisconsin

first time since stars

I got there at about 10:00PM, there is a gal with red and blue green hair but cute to take the $10 cover charge. she asked for my ID to scan, I told her I…

Desire

Portland, Oregon

Great Private Dances

The place seems a little sketchy, but we had a good time. Kind of off the beaten path, dark parking lot. Bouncer was friendly enough on entry. The bar is on your right and a…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Is this the best Chicago has to offer?

*Disclaimer this review will be lengthy as it's my 1st visit to this club. Happened to be in the area and I wanted to checkout this club. Thursdays are $10 dance day and based on…

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Saving a stripper from the life

It's always been take, take, take but how often do you give back? These poor women. If not for me, who will stand in the way of darkness? I knew I had to step in. There was this one stripper,…

Bunny's Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Houston 2AMer.

Houston police responded to a triple shooting at a strip club Sunday morning where three people were shot. The shooting occurred at 6198 Beverly Hill St. behind Bunny’s Gentlemen’s Club in southwest Houston. Police say around 5:30 a.m. three people were reportedly…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Leggs & Eggs Is A Good Time To Visit

I know that a lot of people think that we're overreacting to the pandemic, but I respect the disease, even though I'm not happy about the compromises we've had to make. I get that…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

The open handsy fun times are sadly over

This place is put by the airport and just by a hotel/industrial park. It’s not the nicest area but not the worst and the parking lot is well lit enough to make you feel…

Mile High Club DC

Clinton, Maryland

It was a cool night

I found out about this place googling around ,after a high school football game i was watching in the day. I got there like 1 am , when you approach the address youlle see warehouses…

Secrets

Charleston, South Carolina

Has potential

After visiting Cheetah’s across the street decided to check out Secret’s Cabaret to see if it was any better. No one working the door so no cover charge. When walking in you get to the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

First Post-Covid trip to Pink Pony

Finally got the courage to visit Pink Pony as the first post-covid adventure. We would have gone to Follies but heard that is now closed so we decided to visit Pink Pony and give…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Disappointing visit - will not be back.

I was visiting Charleston on a business trip and wanted to stop in one of the local strip clubs. Originally I only planned on going to Cheetah’s but as you’ll read in my review it…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Centerfold, Worcester not worth for outside visitors

Without knowing the strip scene in MA ended up here as I was visiting a customer nearby the next day. Very small place on the well lit parking lot in a state highway sort of…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

More bad news.

Club permanently closed on 9/25/21

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Can’t Meet Lack of Funds

This one phrase will get rid of some stripper or escort calling you to come to club or meetup that she misses you, etc. if she misses you why do you have to pay money meet her? Perhaps you have…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Lunch at Cheetahs

I really like Cheetahs. It's kind of like half sports bar/half glitzy strip club. It's located right off I-95, not too far away from Miami. There's plenty of free parking in their lot in the…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Little to Cheer about

So I recently moved to this part of Jersey and thought I’d check out the local talent. I’d been to cheerleaders in Philly a few years ago so my expectations were high as I’d had…

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What's the most unusual or amusing person strippers or other confused you with?

I remember others once thought I was a bouncer, another time ale or just le, took me several minutes to figure that out and no one believed me when I denied it. One time a dancer thought I was part…

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Wearable vibrator in the club

Thoughts on my wife wearing a vibrator while at the club. Buzz her while she gets a dance. Let the stripper control it? Sleazy? Hot?

Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Skip it

This is the Erotic Cafe rebranded. I stopped in there not knowing about the change from Erotic Cafe to Club 21. It's not a good change. For a short period of time…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Spend your money somewhere else...

I usually don't write reviews like this but being a busy businessman my self. It is hard to see how some businesses are run and not say something. I arrived late Thursday evening to Fringe…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

"Private Room"

I'm not normally a partaker of private rooms, so I'm wondering if this is a typical experience, or just pertains to this particular dancer or club. One nice evening I enjoyed a two-dance promo plus a 3rd dance with a dark…

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Electric Vehicle Technology

Batteries https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_vehicle_battery SJG

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Breathless would be great if not for Neverending dollar parade

Stopped by Breathless around 130pm on a Thursday as I was in the area and had been meaning to check it out. When you enter there was a security guy just inside the door…

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Live Shows/Concerts

Now we're starting to see stuff like live music back in full swing it dawned it's been a couple of years since I've been to anything. Anything coming up y'all trying to catch or excited about? I was gonna see that…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

When in Dallas, You gotta go here.

I was in Dallas and had one evening free. From other Reviews, Baby Doll's seemed like the most sure thing as far as having a good time. Well, I had a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Too Early, and Possibly Too Expensive

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Hello, Dolly

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

1st time back since pandemic. Thought I’d try a mediocre club

It’s my second time to a club since the pandemic. The first time was for about 15 mins at my previous ATF club down the street 5 months ago. It turned out to…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

My Friday at Beemers

I have long read the reviews of the Pittsburgh strip club scene. They are not all together very promising, however, some of the reviews at Beemers caught my eye and so I thought I would…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi-Liter After Dark? Won't Make That Mistake Again...

Had a few visits to HL over the last month, a couple mid-afternoon visits, nothing too crazy or out-of-the-ordinary. This will concentrate more on the most-recent trip, but for those couple of afternoons:…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Checks off enough boxes

This may be my last or close to one of my last reviews on this site. Its been a ride but I'm its time. Anyways stopped by here recently as I didn't want to dice…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Exactly as Advertised. YMMV

One of North Jerseys only Full Nude clubs and that's exactly what you'll get. There was a solid amount of patrons I'd say about 25-30 locals ranging from early 20s to probably 60s its very…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Owner is wealthier than you, stay home

I came 8 p.m., no pat-down no metal detector no cover yet on a Friday night. Pre covid I know that I would have gotten a pat down but I think things changed after a…

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Infamous El Paso strip club may see new life, benefit community

https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/end-of-an-era-for-an-infamous-el-paso-strip-club-09-24-2021

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Thursday night out at Gentlemans Gold club Baltimore

I saw a post on instagram about Gold Gentlemans in Baltimore, drink specials on thursdays from 7pm to 2am. I had time off so why not check it. It was my first time visiting a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Slightly disappointing.

I haven't been back for a while but decided to give it a try again. Even after nearly 2 years some of the dancers are still there, which in some cases is good, but…

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Clubs not allowing boyfriends

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Sugar baby food review 😭😭😭

https://youtube.com/shorts/q1JVx1yKgdI?feature=share

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Afternoon trip

So, stopped in between appointments for a quick beer and dance. If you haven’t been to the Lamplighter, be prepared as it is nothing like the high end strip clubs of, well anywhere. The building…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Pretty much what I've come to expect from most NJ Clubs...

A little late on this one, but I stopped in a few weeks back on a Thursday night. I was in the area having dinner with a friend and decided that I didn't want to…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Can I Touch You?

So, I wanted to see some naked women, and I did not have time to go to San Francisco. So, I went to Cheetahs. I had not been to this place in over…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

The Night Shift (for a change).

It has been a while since I got back to Partners in my yearly sojourn through Western New York. This year presented an opportunity. I had decided to finally check out another club…

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THIS BOARD NEEDS MORE OF:

Crazyjoe Juice Johnsmith69 These mofos are lurking but never comment anymore. They are greatly missed. I miss a good JS69 story. Crazyjoe going bezerk. Juice just being Juice, showing selfies of himself at work or what…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Sugar Shack: An enjoyable but short stay

Was was in the Lake Geneva area and had to blow about an hour before meeting Someone in Elkhorn. I figured why not. I hadn't planned it, so not doing dances, I'm not…

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Boldly Going

William Shatner ( age 90 ), is scheduled to go into space on Jeff Bezos Blue Origin rocket ship.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Gets the job done

This review is for this last Saturday. After striking out hard at Bogarts, I decided to make my way to Henry’s. Arrived around 10PM to what was a nearly full parking lot that makes you…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Pure Gold Great Time end of trip

Finish off the trip at Pure Gold - a great time Over the last 10-days have enjoyed 12 gals (2 Massage and 10 dancers) and visited most of the old strip clubs I use to go…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Women and air dancers

I have been curious about this place for a while now, and finding myself in the area decided to give it a try. It is, as mentioned, in the middle of nowhere, about 10…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Rose’s day shift okay visit

I visited on Wednesday around 2pm and parking as always was easy in their dedicated off street lot. There was a $2 entrance fee and tipped an additional $2 to the door girl. Walked in…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Ho hum at the oasis

First time since the pandemic outbreak and was extremely disappointed. Arrived around 6 pm. Was surprised that the lot was pretty filled. No cover charge before 7. Was…

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SJG and all the women from his organization....

Oh, the ..... humanity? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CTwM3ZVlXAg/?utm_medium=copy_link

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Not a bad Sunday night.

Sunday night I figure it's time to check out centerfolds and so I drive over around 10:30. As soon as I walk in I pay I believe a 20 dollar cover. There were two stages but…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Chicas Attempt Two - AYE DIOS MIO!

I had my first visit to Chicas in August, around 1230 or 1pm on a Monday, and was completely underwhelmed. The review is available, but basically: one girl in the place, on-stage for four…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Quick visit that will hopefully lead to many more

When an unplanned day trip got added to an already stressful work week, I knew I had to at least pause for some much needed stress relief. Having visited a different club (with some success)…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Pretty enjoyable time.

Just passing through, and decided to give this place a try. $12 entry fee and got patted down. The parking lot is small and cramped, and the club itself is pretty small as well. When…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

In 20 years stipclubbing in Austin, this is the most ghetto hood strip club experience I've ever had.

I visited on a Tuesday night the danncers where the dancers were mostly Hispanic and danced in an urban style where their stage set consisted soley of being on all fours and shaking their booty.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

better than LA at least...

Stopped in after a long absence - and after a total bust down the street at Lusty Adventures. I won't even write a review about LA - there was one heavy dancer and 5…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Excellent VIP. Reasonable Prices. Daytime Bar

If you love Private VIP at a fair price...Then Good ol Vic's Stuyvesant Ave. Irvington is your spot. I try to avoid night time alcohol hangouts so Vics is perfect for me. Opens at round…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Not So Solid Gold

This was an unplanned stop. I was on my way out of town after visiting a friend working at another club, and had to detour from my planned route. I ended up on…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

This place just gets worse

My friend talked me into going on a Thursday night. Scene is nice as far as it being modern so I don't have any complaints about the layout. upper area with two sofa-chairs.…

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Going to the Movies During a Pandemic

I saw a post on Facebook about the new Clint Eastwood movie A guy says a Medium popcorn + Pepsi Combo was $18 Seriously? I haven’t been to a theater since Covid started but is that the price point?…

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flight club vs landing strip

I'm interested in dancing and need to come up with a few thousand in a short amount of time. I've done some reading and it seems like flight club and landing strip might be my best options. Which club would…

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The 60 most crime-ridden cities in the U.S.

This is by metropolitan area. 1. Pine Bluff, AR 2. Memphis, TN 3. New Orleans, LA 4. Jackson, MS 5. Montgomery, AL 6. Mobile, AL 7. Birmingham, AL 8. Baton Rouge, LA 9. Shreveport, LA 10. Baltimore, MD 11. Columbus, GA 12. Monroe, LA 13. St. Louis, MO 14. Florence, SC 15. Rocky Mount, NC 16.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

A great time at an economical price

With all the changes in the world, it's nice to see that some things never change. Hip Hugger is a case in point. You can probably refer back to a 10 year old…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Better than has been in the past, I would go back once masks are lifted

The club has not changed much, did not have a mask Mandate when I visited but in the 2 weeks Guilford County has imposed one again because they work so well, sarcasm.. I…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Is v here

Wanna see you again

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Keep your kids away from the zoo.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/23/gorillas-oral-sex-bronx-zoo-humans-horrified/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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TUSCL Misfits: California Edition

Is it just a coincidence that the current 4 biggest misfits on TUSCL all hail from California? San Jose Guy CJ Kent 2Icee Subraman Some will get my joke, most will not.

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Regions instead of clubs

I travel a lot and would live to discuss areas that have great clubs instead of just the actual clubs themselves. I enjoys extras and it is thought to see $20 dances from 9-10s in Toronto then go…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Yep, it’s still there!

First time back to this place is a while, and I must say, it’s still one of my favorites. It’s located in the middle of nowhere. When you walk in, there’s a counter and it’s…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn City, Average Club

$20 entry fee And mandatory 1 drink minimum (water $10) Overall a decent experience, They have occasional roll calls where the dancers that are free, walk on stage and around the room, which is nice to get a…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

It got packed and I don’t know why?

Went into SSJ late on a Saturday night and I have to say it should have been a spot I skipped. You get checked by a bouncer who has a pistol on his hip. Walked…

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Ohio State Turf causing problems

"Ohio State Addresses Concerns About Its Stadium Turf" Apparently, the OSU cheerleaders have been getting I'll when they at the Astroturf... 😜😳😂

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My organization

Icy's Angels LLC Putting bitches on a winning team since 2011. 😭😭😭

Politics

“There is so much wealth and so much misery at the same time, that it seems incr

Title couldn’t say it all. “There is so much wealth and so much misery at the same time, that it seems incredible that people can endure such class difference, and accept such a form of hunger while on the other hand,…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Daisy

After a long week and a crappy day I work, I decided to try this place based on comments from other boards. It was a $20 cover to get in and $6 for bottled water.…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Long time

I was on Brookpark Rd on Monday afternoon and as I was driving by I decided to stop in. It's been a long time, maybe 2 years or more since I've been here and I…

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THERE'S HAS BEEN MUCH CHATTER LATELY ON WHO IS NICE TO STRIPPERS AND WHO IS MEAN

WELL I AM HERE TO STATE THAT I AM THE MOST NOBLE OF THEM ALL WHILE SERVICING ANOTHER CUSTOMER I WILL HOLD MY DANZEL'S HAND THROUGH THE VIP CURTAIN, AS A SYMBOL, A MESSAGE IF YOU WILL, THAT DECLARES "I AM…

Politics

An economic history lesson | Cal Thomas

Following the death of Mao Zedong, former president and founding father of the People’s Republic of China, more than 40 years ago, his successor, Deng Xiaoping, instituted economic reforms that looked less like classic communism and more like capitalism. It…

Politics

I did not know

that the taliban have a navy. This explains why sleepy joe was in such a hurry and had us sneak out of bagram air base under cover of darkness even before we evacuated American citizens. He saved us from a…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Flower in the Desert

Was in Vegas with a buddy and visited Palamino. We had planned to go to Chicas across the street but decided here instead. I had been here a few times before and post COVID set…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Definitely Didn’t Visit at the Right Time

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Fun Can Be Had

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

High Quality Lap Dances

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

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Chicagoland extras

The last few years most of the clubs in the Chicagoland area have been shut down because of stupid politicians so it’s hard to find places to go. I remember a time when Arnie’s was the go to spot $60…

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European Union Forces Apple To Change Its Charger

In other totally unrelated stripper news the European Union is forcing Apple to make its charger match all other phones. I guess no more lightning cable and Apple will have to use a USB-C cable like most other new…

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Akron,oh

If you a frequent patren of the bar during the day time and you know Gypsi, you may have HERPES now. Worst has gotten out that she gave it to a black man up there. He came back looking…

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Autumn 2021

It arrived in Atlanta yesterday. Last night low was 15 degrees lower than it had been running and the high today is expected to only reach 70 degrees. This makes for a challenge on what to wear to the clubs.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Cute and very nice girls, low mileage, but cheap beer and nice vibe makes for a good stop

Based on the reviews, I visited this club at 9 pm on a Wednesday night. Drove to parking lot which was well lit and had lots of potholes. No need to pay, so that was…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Midway Invader Wed afternoon

Midway Invader Wed afternoon I had not seen recent reports on Midway Invader which I have enjoyed pre-Covid for many years. So after getting my Covid test to get back into the US, swung by. Yes…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Dive bar with entertaining options in the private dance room

I visited on a Wednesday about 6pm. There is a long bar along the right side as you enter with about 10-12 barstools. One bartender behind the bar, 4 dancers and 2 customers…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

First and last time

Was in the area at around 4ish and thought I would give this place a try considering the last review I read mentioned the women being on the larger side. I myself don’t mind a…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Very slow on a Wednesday afternoon, but at least they were open

I stopped here after driving by Jen's just up the road and finding them closed. A dancer here at Dreamers said Jen's opened at 7pm weekdays. Not what it says on their listing,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday night Drop In, Detroit Return

First time back after a few years. Not much has changed. It's still a dive of dives. Still very mixed bag, couple aa girls, one latina. Spinner to way hefty, young to old. Like old…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun without the sun

Typical lay out of the a Philly strip club. Rectangular stage in the middle. To lap dance areas. One common and two private rooms each with doors. I walk in paid 10 for cover. The…

Hour Place

Jay, Maine

sinclair's Review

I went to Hour Place at 20:00 on a Thursday night. The club is in the middle of nowhere. The parking lot is gravel. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. A Sincweiser…

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Motivational Speech by Juice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8 If this doesn't inspire you I don't know what will.

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

One of the better all-around SoFlo clubs

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion ---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a very-long wordy-review which concluded w/ having to leave the club b/c my fellow-TUSCLer wingman on this visit got tossed-out-of-the-club –…

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Rate this dance -Summer

This is the infamous Summer from Delilahs Philly. I was in serious lust with her and had a lot of fun with her before the scandal. I never knew she was at Divas until the HBO show came out. Didn’t…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Scouting on hump day

Wow! Between the gorgeous women, some great pole work and the available services, I should have come here many years ago. I had a couple of hours to kill between errands so I found my way…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Pretty good for Monday night

Stopped by Monday evening after dinner. Cover was $20 (including 2 drinks), and they handed me a mask on the way in. Some people were wearing masks when walking around, nobody was wearing them when…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Tuesday Afternoon Time Killer.

Went on a Tuesday afternoon because I had some time to kill. (Around 4-6pm). There was about 4-5 patrons there. The bartender was very hot, blonde, thin but curvy with a beautiful face. Beers were…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Very good Nude Club. Will definitely come back…

Showed ID to the front paid cover $25 and pat downed by security guy. Then went to table. Club was at 50% of capacity. We started our beers and then slowly girls started coming and…

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Austin AA clubs?

Wondering if there are any predominantly Black clubs in Austin. Like Dallas has DGs, Cab North, Stars in FW, etc.

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Club 205 was Rocking on this Sunday Afternoon

I haven’t been in Club 205 for a while and wanted to check it out. I generally hang out at The Venue strip club across the street. I had just come from one of…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

A disappointing Columbia Blvd drive on this Sunday afternoon.

I decided to make the Columbia Blvd strip club drive on this Sunday afternoon and was quite disappointed. I was at Columbia Strip around 1:15, walked in and saw no dancers, just a couple of…

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How long does it take you to get over a stripper?

After every day for 5 years sending texts messages and numerous phone calls daily that went unreturned, I'm finally done. After building a mural of this girl with my pubic hair, I've had enough You hear that Blueberry? BITCH, I'm OVER YOU I'm MOVING ON I'm…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Great place for a mid afternoon break

Went on a whim for lunch on a Tuesday around noon. Walked in with the bar to the left and tables and stages to the right. Decently sized place with a nice big…

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Should one review a club for a Tuesday?

Not sure it's a fair assumption given the current conditions we are in and the fact that it's a regular Tuesday. Should I wait till Friday and do a combined 2-for-1 review based on both days or just review it…

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Rick Dugan. Beloved on stripperweb and utterly despised on this website

Should we feed him to the wolves?

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Does Miko (Meko?) still work here?

After voting the Boom somewhat regularly before C-19, I’ve stopped back once a few weeks ago, but didn’t catch my ATF Miko, a beautiful, fun-loving Asian spinner. She was the type to make a visit worthwhile all on her own…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

Closing time

After a so-so time at NM I decided to check out the scene at Double Vision. This was late on a Tuesday night and the cover was $10 with no drink minimum. I rolled in…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday afternoon visit

I was finally in the area, so I thought I would check out the PH. It’s a black and pink building on a main road just a few minutes off 95. It’s a safe area…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

I don't know about this place, but I'd probably go back for the UHM.

I rolled in at almost 10:00. Came from Orlando, in town for a conference. The roads to the club are pretty straightforward until the closer you get. Still it's not hard to find. Google GPS…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Great place

The club, as most of you know is in not the most desirable area of Atlanta but in all honesty I believe it’s an up-and-coming area and I’ve never felt unsafe. Once you park you…

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Stripped: Los Angeles

2020. An intimate look at the lives of exotic dancers in Los Angeles. Just now found this show on TV on the STARZ CINEMA channel. Trailer: https://youtu.be/Eh7kalPkJdY IMDb: https://imdb.com/title/tt12597266/ STARZ: https://www.starz.com/us/en/movies/stripped-los-angeles-61293 Have any of you seen it yet?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Amber waves of Awesome!

What a visit. I entered this dark building and I could barely see. Paid 10$ for entry and bought a sprite for 5$. The place has 1 long stage. The dancer tends to dance at…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Was a decent club in the past but may be chaniging its M.O. a bit

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Hit Goldfinger in Sunrise FL near Ft Lauderdale – most of the SoFLo clubs are more towards the east-side of SoFlo closer…

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Definitely stripper material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYnEEbhZRIw

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REAL WORLD PROBLEMS: Lunchables Shortage

Yes, those fabulous quick pack lunches that Rick Dugan and Subraman pack for their kids each day, the same ones Juice eats during his lunch break at the plastic fork factory as well as the ones that jackslash packs for…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Closed on Sunday?

Anyone know why? I always thought this was very strange.

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I for one thoroughly enjoy hearing of Rick Dugan's stories on the road

A true hero, in every way

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Post Covid, the third time is not a charm

Saturday night was my third visit to Victoria's Cabaret post Covid shutdoown with all three visits in the last month and a half. This club is less than ten minutes from where I've lived for…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

I'll stick to Atlanta

Came here on a Friday night after some drinking with a buddy. I was feeling spendy and wanted to sit down, so I spent the 350 for a table and bottle. Very nice inside was…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Shook down by the pros

I tried to make it there "early" to avoid some of the pros who will start at a quote of $500 and never work their way down to a reasonable amount. Unfortunately I guess I wasn't…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Sunday just ok day

Was my 3rd stop of day on a Sunday which was my 1st mistake. Other two had 1 girls and 2 girls. Went to Bucks. Paid the $10 to get in hoping there were girls…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Lessons Learned

I am going to describe two recent visits to this establishment which occurred several days apart because, while there was an eventual satisfying end result to the second stint, both experiences are indicative of a…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Liberal or Conseravtive

I decided to see what Red Raven had to offer since I was striking out at Purple Orchid my last few visits. With respect to the decor I utilized Sunmant club description. "Club remains the same. Large…

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Bondage Accoutrements

Black Leather Cuffs https://www.etsy.com/listing/884401057/black-leather-restraints-set-bdsm?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=bondage+accessories&ref=sc_gallery-1-6&plkey=d78334c976b5557dc135d65029b0ecceb6fcc7c2%3A884401057 Bed Set https://www.etsy.com/listing/150635718/premium-bed-restraint-kit-for-the-bed?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=bondage+accessories&ref=sc_gallery-1-13&plkey=cd497aa29730b97cdfa61c7dee40644843baf0b5%3A150635718&pro=1&frs=1 Restraints https://spectrumboutique.com/collections/bdsm-toys-bondage/restraint/bondage-accessories SJG

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Can’t Beat The Value

I took a chance and tried to enter the club with my outfit I drove down from Chicago in - basketball shorts and a tank top. The bouncer wasn’t having it though. He just laughed…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Not the Club For Me...

I actually started off here last Sunday afternoon about 2ish - no cover and I kept causing the metal detector to go off when I walked through. The burly, biker looking bouncer asked me if…

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How far are you willing to travel for the club on the average Tuesday?

Or any day between Monday and Thursday really. And why not throw in extras to the mix as well. How many miles or how long are you willing to travel just to scratch that itch on that random weekday? While the…

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NFL / NCAA Gambling - the Degenerate Thread

Another year, another donation to my bookies kids college fund. Actually by season end I have always been up (though some years by only $20) for several years except last year, which was brutal. I lost more last year…