Je Veux Te Baiser

Or unlike the name suggests, in this case at least due to ethnicity of the roster, você quer foder. Paterson, NJ. Monday night around 11. Right off I-80. It's at a corner building. Looks like very old building, maybe close to a century old. Parking I found some right out front a few steps from the bar. Walk in. No cover. Light Light tip parade. Just a normal bar looking place. Pretty dark except for the disco strobe lights. The Rams/Cardinals playoff game was on. Not much as far as set up, bar on right stage inside, in the back wall bathroom and there's like a partition area, that I couldn't see into for LD's on the back right. Dances are $30 which is a lot for a dive like this. It looked like the names of the girls were on a board by the bar and they get up on stage every 15 minutes. 00, 15, 30, 45 were the slots.

Dancers. 4. And I was the only customer. Plus the older brazilian lady bartender. That was it. All the girls were busty/chunky brazilians. The first girl that came up to me, was just hideous and the kind of dancer I expected to encounter at a place like this. But the other the three were not that bad. The first one was probably 40's, she was maybe a 1 or a 2. The one other was probably 30's she was ok, and two other girls were 20 somethings. All the girls were giggling on their phones at the end of the bar and I was watching the game by the middle and they would take turns coming up to me and having a conversation where nobody knows what the fuck the other is saying.

The one I actually was interested in, some chick with braces, and really a really nice rack. She was 25. Talking difficult everybody was Brazilian and spoke Portuguese. They knew no english, had broken spanish like me and it wasn't working and I don't know Portuguese, so it's different kind of flow than most clubs. So I used the girls phone translator to have a conversation. Technology is just awesome sometimes. I still used universal signs to ask about mileage, air humping with my hips, finger in the hole hand sign, all the classics. She was just interested in dances not ITC fun which to be honest I was pretty stunned to hear in a dive spot like this and especially with some of these other reviews. Otherwise I would've jumped on it, I was interested. During our convo the bartender asks if I want to get her a beer. I was like sure yeah whatever. My corona, a big bottle was $6 but her Corona a little bottle was $10. It's just so fucking stupid I was about to just walk the fuck out but I was interested in this chick I was talking to, so fuck it. I ended up getting her number she sounded like she could be open to hanging outside but who knows. The other girls in their I can't say I wanted to spend money on so I left out to head to Hi Beams.