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Iceys stripper hoe diary...official thread

Icee Loco (asshole)

I'm a fucking loser

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

Slept earlier. Now I'm up managing stripper hoes. Hyping them up. Ordering fast food for them. Giving life advice. Lulz

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skibum609

I picture you scrubbing a toilet.

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Mate27

Life advice? Then the stripper hoes will be attempting to kill the selves from a heroin overdose or developing AFib from too much illicit drug use, ending up in a hospital arguing with health care workers.

That’s some ticked up coaching right there. A nice warning to all strippers on what to avoid. Homies like this are nothing but posers!

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CJKent_band

Pics and Vids or or ain’t happening.

:D

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blahblahblah23

"You can fuck my bitch; you can have my hoe" 🤣 lel

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gSteph

Slept earlier. Now I'm up. Managing stripper hoes. Hyping them up. Ordering fast food for them. Giving life advice.

Becoming irrelevant 🤪

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san_jose_guy

Icey, I can't tell if you are playing the girls, or if they are playing you. Maybe beyond a point there is no difference.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

A good stripper hoe does the least for the most money. Doing more than the minimum makes her a clown. She knows her worth.

Even when she gets a guy to trick on her. She should be doing the least she can for the most. She can get more $$$ selling a fantasy than selling pussy.

If she does sell pussy she has to make it worth her time. Get that designer bag for a date or that trip.

Selling pussy at bargain prices is a chumps game.

Selling pussy in a club isn't worth it. The club gets more than the girl considering the cost of vip and the managers cut. And working the blade is a volume game and pure desperation given the low prices these days.

And it's not easy. There are girls who cry before work coz they hate the customers so much. You can have some of yhe deepest conversations taking girls to work and smoking in the car before their shift.

They're people just trying to make a better life. Trying their best to cope with the type of customers clubs usually get.

And SJG no one is playing anyone. It's not like p4p. Its about providing what we need and making the best out of a fucked up life of sin.

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Mate27

^^ you need validation, and strippers need drugs and $$. That’s the p4p game you play with them and periodically sex gets thrown in the mix whenever you combine 2 young people who have nothing but time on their hands because they take on as little responsibility as possible to get by in life. That’s the real game being played by Icee and his stripper hoes.

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san_jose_guy

Icey, if the girl like you there is not telling what she might do. And then she can be gotten outside.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

Is it fun to play cards with the barmaids while they work? youtube.com

Understanding Stripper Hoes is fine. But you don't want to go so far that you start thinking like them, and come to have no life goals, and no ability to be seen as anything other than a wanna be female.

We had another member who earned his living running errands for the girls, and driving them around. He totally looked at things completely from their point of view. This was in Sacramento.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

If you care about them you have to look at it from a position of having a vested interest in their well-being. And sometimes you're the only one they have.

Most of them have life goals. But live in circumstances that don't always let them think too far ahead. These days life is about survival. Look at basic things like rents food prices. And people aren't making more money.

But I don't see how my interests would run counter to theirs. Most on here just view them as cum dumpsters they're bitter about having to pay for. That's repulsive.

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twentyfive

Iceefag have no worries, I would never want anything to do, with any woman that would be in the least bit attracted to you !

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I got 2 nurses numbers and igs lulz

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shailynn

Are you doing all this managing from your hospital bed?

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I did when I started feeling better. I got out though. They rely on me.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Starting my shift. Already had to resolve some drama and had to tell a stripper hoe what her next tattoo should be.

I tried drinking with my meds and a day after being let out with a pacemaker. One of my hoes almost caller 911.... it was a bad idea ... lulz

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skibum609

You're believable....not.

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shailynn

Keep reaching for the stars Icee, while everyone here stomps on you.

You know you’ve failed when even SJG calls you out for your bullshit.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Your inability to put yourself on my shoes just shows how sheltered you are.

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twentyfive

Who would get out of the hospital with all kinds of meds after getting a pacemaker installed and would think it’s a good idea to drink alcohol, put himself in your shoes would just be idiotic, you son aren’t very smart at all.

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san_jose_guy
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shailynn

"Your inability to put yourself on my shoes just shows how sheltered you are."

"I tried drinking with my meds and a day after being let out with a pacemaker. One of my hoes almost caller 911"

I'll let these two quotes sit there, next to each other.

If this is the life he’s really living then everyone that cannot relate should be proud and feel privileged they are indeed “sheltered.”

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shailynn

Yeah I mean traveling to other counties for vacation, fine dining and seeing some cool sights around the world and not having to brag about my sneakers and hoodies seems (to me at least) more fulfilling than the typical hood rat bullshit she brags about.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

This entire thread is a honeypot for attention.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It's my thread. If you're just gonna hate then stay off of it

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ These guys hate your thread so much that they don't post anywhere else. Usually when they get like this its because the Underground Cicle Jerk Room is closed for Clorox mopping.

SJG

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doctorevil

"Who would get out of the hospital with all kinds of meds after getting a pacemaker installed and would think it’s a good idea to drink alcohol, put himself in your shoes would just be idiotic, you son aren’t very smart at all."

25, this assumes that the pity-fest hospital story actually happened. It's no more real than the heroin overdose suicide attempt pity-fest story.

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skibum609

I cannot put myself in iceys shoes because I cannot wear high heels.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ You people should chill out.

But COVID has made the population neurotic.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

My posts are informative. Things people can relate to and learn from.

I'm correlating day and night shift logistics today. Might go to the club not sure though

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^^ People hate you so much that they spend their days looking for your posts so they can respond. This is the way many TUSCL members are. At least they are like this when the Undergound Circle Jerk Room is closed for Clorox mopping.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It shocks me that wome will go to those measures and for nothing really. Or the people who go out of their way to create a fantasy narrative about me. They're sick in the head

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san_jose_guy

Tetradon, Circle Jerking has take a tool on you.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

Tetradon, Circle Jerking has taken a toll on you.

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael

SJG said "Tetradon, Circle Jerking has take a tool on you."

Tetradon said "^ I'm sure that sentence made sense in your head"

Give SJG a break. It's hard to type when the librarians start squirting him with a bleach solution to get him out of the library.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

So they admitted to trolling anyone different from them in hopes they leave the forum.

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skibum609

Your fake ass pretend life is your fantasy and no one believes you Icey.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^^ Icey is the real deal. As I said long ago, not a professional pimp, a recreational pimp.

SJG

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Tiburon

What's going on man? You own a brothel or a stripper house? Where's the lambo at bro. You can't have hoes without a Lambo

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ For Icey its all recreation. He and the girls like each other.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Tiburon. The best decision I ever made was to not show any kind of wealth and not flex anything.

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skibum609

Not having a dime has icey do it well.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Skibum. The worst thing you can do at a club is to make yourself a mark.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Back to coordinating stripper hoes tonight. It's been a slow night so keeping them busy texting.

Those of you complaining about them on their phones now you know what they do lulz

I'm so liking home oxygen. It's good for your akin....

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Just stopped a stripper hoe from starting a fight.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Just got a stripper hoe to have a mango cup instead of hot cheetahs.

Been giving my opinion on nails.

Getting sexy pics from the locker room

Solving personal problems

Motivating them

And yall think they're not productive on phones

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san_jose_guy

^^ You fraternize with them you become like one of them.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I treat them like I would any woman.

I'm not becoming a female stripper though lulz

Team work makes the dream work.... tonight is pretty busy. They're working more than texting.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

So far giving emotional support and outfit advice

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Tonights shift is over... I'm tired.

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shailynn

Get any stripped hooked on heroin today?

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san_jose_guy

Icey, you should be around women you want to fuck them. Otherwise hanging out with them becomes just like a Sunday church group where you become like one of them.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I let them fuck me. It's one of the perks they get lulz

But you can be platonic friends with attractive women too

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shailynn

^ the only thing you are fucking is your hand loser.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Nope I fuck bad bitches.

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JimGassagain

^^ bacon!!

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shailynn

^^^ yes he will put bacon on your burger as he prepares it for you at his currently job at Burger King.

🍔 🥓 🍟🥤

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Icee Loco (asshole)

You're a sick fuck. You harass the homeless. Now you belittle fast food workers... nothing wrong with a job. Being called a blue collar worker isn't an insult.

But just started managing stripper hoes tonight. So far answering texts about Mars and aliens. Nail colors. The gym. Tacos. Doing laundry and looking at dog pics lulz

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shailynn

I just harass one homeless guy and one fast food worker. Neither group as a whole. I would also harass one pimp and/or one drug dealer but everyone knows you are neither one of those.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

My dad worked his ass off in restaurants. Started at Domino's. Ended up running kitchens at upscale pizzA places and Italian restaurants. That's nothing to be ashamed of.

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shailynn

I’m guessing he’s ashamed of you since you claim to be a pimp and a drug dealer.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

He passed away. But keep up your delusions. You change your story about me based on the insult you want to attack me with

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Resolved bartender issues. A stomach ache from too many shots and hot cheetos.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It's been a long night. Nothing too interesting. They kept sending pics knowing I can't fornicate yet due to my medical condition

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shailynn

Is that medical condition have no penis?

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I need to see the heart dr and surgeon first.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

My next move will be private stripper hoe parties. ...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Thinking of expanding my brand to the UK.

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san_jose_guy

We need to move from retail strip clubs to the private party / membership club model.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Parties like that are already a thing.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It's been a long night....

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twentyfive

Iceefag are you on meth ?

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Nope. Are you or do you just have a drinking problem?

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twentyfive

You are up all hours for several hours posting, lies, making up shit, delusions of grandeur, then you crash for a half a day all signs of a meth addict. doesnt surprise me you are a low life piece of trash.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

But you said I was a dejected lesbian. You sound like you have a drinking problem

Just keep odd hours lulz

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twentyfive

^ The two aren't mutually exclusive, but I wasn't the one who said that, it was Sirlap

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skibum609

Mental illness and lying means Icey cannot get it up lol.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Just helped a stripper hoe get approved for ebt

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ That is good, helping her do that, ebt.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Lots of dancers qualify for benefits but don't try to get them.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Proud of my hoes. 2 are now working as cnas and one as a dental hygienist. Their only fans are doing good. And they still manage to work at the stripper hoe club once in a while for extra money. Love success stories.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

The hardest thing to teach is that money isn't money. Where it comes from and how you make it matters...

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shailynn

THING MUST BE SLOW TONIGHT WORKING AT 711 THIS LIMP NOODLE TYPE ALMOST MUCH AS SAN JOSE GUY. BE SURE YOU KEEP SLURPEE MACHINE FULL MAMISAN NO WANT TROPICAL PUNCH FLAVOR EMPTY WHEN MAMISAN STOP BY LATER.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Well, that was bound to happen eventually.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

My hoes let me have a night off. I just slept. But they managed okay without me.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Tonight's shift just ended

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It's still early and already giving counseling advice and hyping up stripper hoes.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Helping stripper hoes navigate the jack in the box menu.

Hope this thread helps you understand what girls do on their phones in the club lulz

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Making sure everyone got their chicken nuggets and tacos

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san_jose_guy

If you spend non-sexual time hanging out with women like that, you start to become like them.

To play cards with the bar maids while they work youtube.com

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Starting my shift. Motivating the stripper hoes

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Expected super bowl weekend to be a lot busier

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Had a stripper hoe get sent home from the club coz she was just getting free drinks all night and on her phone instead of stripper hoeing.... the fat fuck acne scar faced manager made her cry.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Just made sure the stripper hoes got pizza and wings delivered.

Did a good deed. One didn't have hot water so she asked if she could come over and shower lulz

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It's a slow night...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

My new bitch and my old bitch got into a bad fight. Broken fingernails and ripped out extensions . I feel like shit but flattered. Just want them to make up

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san_jose_guy
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Icee Loco (asshole)

Stripper hoes need to realize they can't be stripper hoes forever. The money isn't always gonna come on and there's always someone younger and prettier coming along

I think at 22 stripper hoes need to start thinking about legal businesses that they can start with the money a good gentleman of leisure puts aside for them

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Took a stripper hoe to olive garden and thought of tuscl lulz

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Busy managing careers

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Making the rounds at the clubs tonight. Then letting a big ass big tittie stripper hoe fuck me lulz

Gonna start early

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rickthehick

Icey why does that person claim you’re a woman

What happened with the heroin, $5000 and medical care

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Icee Loco (asshole)

They're trolls and liars

I'm still seeing drs coz of the really bad covid I had.

I threw it out near a homeless camp with addicts

And I spent that money by now. She claimed she hates me. So I told her I'd give it to her if she looks me jn the eyes and tells me and ill disappear from her life for goos. She couldn't do it.

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rickthehick

You got covid vaxxed? Did you get any ball shrinkage or dick issues from it

Ive avoided getting it... thankfully workplace dropped the mandate...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

For a while I had a very tight foreskin. It kinda freaked me out.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I don't know if it was covid or the vaccine tbh. Shortly after my last shot I ended up in yhe hospital with heart arrhythmia and I know that's a known side effect. But I tested positive in the hospital... I only had heart symptoms no cough fever nothing

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san_jose_guy

That so called vaccine is far more dangerous that COVID. We need to get it off the market.

SJG

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Waiting on thai food and remotely managing stripper hoes via my phone lulz.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Fuck thai food isn't a good late night meal....

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440viking

I need to learn from my homie iceydougster, my question is when introducing yourself to a stripper hoe you're looking to pimp out do you give her your original name, dougster, or do you give her one of your many alias icey names like you've done here on tuscl?

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440viking

Lulz

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Ordered lunch...100 tacos for day shift at a club I'm banned from coz fuck the management there as long as yhe stripper hoes got love for me 🤣🤣🤣😭

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440viking

iceydougster homie, did you call them lying thieving whores too?

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rickthehick

Icey, you are so pimp, wow! You have all these hoes in love with you, - a pimps true dream!

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Icee Loco (asshole)

It's hilarious that this whole thread is basically all the trolls trolling me. And I'm called a troll 🤡🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Wrong thread lulz

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440viking

Iceydougster you're cracking under the pressure of being exposed lulz

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440viking

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rickthehick

Icey you said you blocked me and TheeOsu for being big time trolls But as many stated, you lied! That is hilarious, you made an entire thread claiming you added all these people to ignore, that the website is so much better, you ended with lulz, but you’re reading everyone’s posts!

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Fuck off dougster

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440viking

Arguing with himself now tuscl's official..

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lulz

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Lulz

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Icee Loco (asshole)

If I was drunk I'd fuck her lulz

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