Looking 4 A Lawyer
Bouzoukilaw
Please help me there is a exotic dancer somewhere on here that bragged for the last decade that she was going to become a lawyer. We need a lawyer at Bouzouki Law, can someone please put her in contact with us. We have a lot of hit and run cases and could use her help.
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last commentShe was a paralegal for a couple years and while she did well, it made her realize how much she would hate being a lawyer and how much more fun she could have banking as a real estate agent and putting her intelligence and good looks to use.
I'm glad to see you've been following her for so long, as she is very appreciative of her fanbase. I believe her name is Nina. From what I hear, she's pretty badass and makes great money.
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Legal assistants should be allowed to do more actual legal work without a lawyer supervising them. I was a legal assistant from 1997 to 2003. Plus I had significant legal background (undergraduate major in Con Law and public law). Took the legal assistant program at USD which is basically the equivalent of the first year of law school. I was accepted to University of South Dakota law school but that summer I decided there are too many lawyers in the world and they aren't making it a better place. I still loved everything about the legal field though so I started working as a legal assistant. I did everything in a law firm from running the copy room to summarizing depositions to legal research and even investigations. I was in charge of the firms expert witness database and arranged expert witnesses for trial. I prepared trial exhibits and went to court with the lawyers. Ultimately the cheap bastards simply wouldn't pay any decent wage if you weren't a lawyer even if they were billing $50 an hour for your time. So I got a job with a corporate patent department. One day they were slow and asked if I could help out the engineering group with project management tasks including schedule planning. That as they say was that and almost 20 years later I know more about cell phones and integrated circuits than I ever imagined existed. And I still find it boring as hell and would love to get back into law. But the pay is good so I guess I'm a whore.
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Very well done Nina! Your friend sounds hot!
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Lol! That’s a fine post right there.
Everyone knows the most cutthroat people to never trust are lawyers and real estate agents. I would add preachers, too but people will believe just about anything they tell themselves to believe in, and we all need something to believe in.
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Best believe meat72 will hop on any thread that involves Nina.
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Nina is Meghan Markle irl. She wasn't a lawyer but she played one on TV.
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Nina I will continue to call out anyone who continually plays the victim card and self aggrandizes their life to the point of “who gives a fuck” on an anonymous website.
Thanks for sharing your fake life with us, though. Time to get real.
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Thank you!
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Meat72 tf are you talking about lmao. I'm not a victim, you are, and you're obsession with me does nothing but give me free tuscl publicity so keep firing away like the psycho victim you are.
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True dat Nina. Meat ape should be focusing his ire on others. For example, Anderson-ape seems to have a rather inflated opinion of his own work.
That crazy ass ape said that “…the cheap bastards simply wouldn't pay any decent wage if you weren't a lawyer even if they were billing $50 an hour for your time.” Did he ever think that the reason they didn’t pay a “decent wage” is simply because his work sucked big fat donkey dongs? Or maybe he was sucking donkey dongs while he worked. Who the fuck knows? After all, I’m currently in the alcoholic fog that we ricks call the rick fugue.
Anyhoo…I think it is clear that there is some connection between Anderson-ape and donkey dongs. I’m too drunk to know what it is but I’m a rick so I guar-an-DAMN-tee that said connection exists. ROAR!!!
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Nina, your cognizant dissonance is alarming if you think anyone is obsessed with you. You must be flashback if to the old PLs in your life.
Anyway, the tagline to include you with SJG, Icee, and Randumbmember may well be overdue. Just keeping it real!
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Um... ok weirdo... lol
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He's a delusional troll with a vivid imagination. Ignore him
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It sort of fascinates me that pretty much every single dancer who posts more than three times to TUSCL attracts at least one customer who gets a long-term hard-on for her (the aggressive, non-profitable kind).
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Yep. He can't help it.
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Nina at least from your pics you have a beautiful shape and love your skin tone. You're getting hate on here coz they know they'd never have a chance with a woman like you. It's their insecurities and the realization of how pathetic they are. Talking
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Oh so the paralegal did so well she also was a dancer at the same time and quit to become a real estate agent. The one profession that everyone goes in to when they’ve failed at everything else. Yes this makes perfect sense!
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This is why strippers pretend to be single. Since Nina mentioned her BF in recent posts, we've all been feeling a bit envious. But clearly, whoever Bozo Kooky is, jealously has pushed him across the line into full blown derangement. Although I'm guessing he was already close to the line.
Making the best money in dancing requires a combination of looks, charm and sales skills. It only make sense that dancers, when picking their next occupation, should consider those that also involve sales.
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Yeah, as if it's somehow shameful to be a real estate agent. It's not like just anyone can do it successfully. Actually, most fail (bouzoukilaw should be used to that word, "fail," as (s)he can't even succeed as a troll).
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Successful real estate folks can make a mint! I have a few friends in NYC real estate - both residential and commercial - and they make a crazy amount of money.
The barriers to entry can be significant, in the NYC market, as the connections take years to build and grow. But, apartment prices are still a bit insane.
With good communication skills, negotiation skills, knowledge of comparable properties (which can be researched at home), and a strong work ethic, and a relatable personality - you basically set your own course for success.
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Being successful requires a strong work ethic and a thick skin and Nina has those attributes in abundance.
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Thanks guys. When I was a little kid I would draw up blueprints for houses and schools. Idk why I decided to go the grad school route and go into law but I'm glad I changed my mind.
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This is more geared towards architects than sales, but I enjoy this YT account:
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I wish I had majored in architecure. I want to build either a super cool mid century modern or a Spanish style home when I pop out a kid and have a little family.
I guess I could go for my masters eventually.
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May not be too long before you can buy a cheap, bare-bones house and wear VR goggles when you're at home. You could design a different house every week.
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Lol I love how we are talking real estate now and the troll has checked out. #winning
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We need to collect money in a fund to send some of these girls to school. Guys go to strip clubs when what they really need is either a Marriage Councilor or a Divorce Lawyer.
Probably try the first, and then if that doesn't work use the second.
SJG
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we at bouzouki law need lawyers not 30 year old junior real estate agents with narcissistic personality disorder
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^you lost douchebag, stab yourself and be done with it.
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Even skibum agrees you need to take the L, troll. And even noMeat72 has moonwalked away from the thread. Give it a rest.
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Anyway, I'm very drawn to midcentury modern homes. I love the coziness and the nostalgia it brings for a time period I've never been. I haven't invested in any midcentury modern homes, but would absolutely love to have one custom built fo my family by my design. I could team up with a real architect. I plan to do this within the next couple of years once I have a kid (start the building process). I haven't completely moved in with the boyfriend, as my lease in another state isn't up for a little while, but I basically live here and while our house is absolutely gorgeous, with lots of land, it's quite contemporary (built about a decade ago) and I want something more suited to my style when we have a family. A cozy midcentury modern, or a beautiful Spanish home.
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It’s pretty cool to read about your taste in home types, and how you are planning for the future. It’s obvious you have given this serious thought, and that’s important.
Knowing what you like, and developing your own sense of style, are both great. Once your vision begins to come to life, it will be even more enjoyable.
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@Nina are you thinking about saving money by being your own general contractor for a custom build? I don't mean to be discouraging but, from what I've seen, that's very stressful and risky.
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Mid Century Modern is nice. But it worked here in CA because we have a dry climate and so there aren't many insects in the outdoors.
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When my wife went out looking for our home, which I didn't see until after we bought it, my only request was a great, private backyard. Woods, stone walls, fences and a pool; winner.
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