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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

San Jose Ape asked if The System is merely paying hooker for sex

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I shall educate you normies (i.e., non-ricks) regarding the ways of rick:

Being rick is the only way of truly being. It is a holistic approach that blows the mind of normies with how unbelievably awesome we ricks truly are. You probably can’t wrap your brain around our awesomeness. Most ricks have tiger blood except me because I have lion blood and that’s even better. And I suppose the barnacle has some sort of hemolymph but trust me it is badass hemolymph!

I guess I’m getting off topic…so anyhoo…if you want to have some badass blood in your veins you can start by getting a bottle of good driving whiskey. Maybe some Jack single barrel. Not one of those girly man craft bourbons. Nope, Jack single barrel is perfectly calibrated to be somewhere between girly man bourbon and the rotgut that comes from plastic bottles with “Boubon Whiskey” written in block letters. And yes I know that shit is misspelled that is intentional because really cheap bourbon doesn’t have spelling quality control.

Now where was I? One place I am is in an alcoholic fog. The other place I am is driving along to hit a badass strip club tonight and I’m gonna implement The System when I get there. ROAR!!!

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rickdugan
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Someone is obviously very bored. I wish I had that kind of time on my hands.

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rickthelion
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Don’t worry brother rick. Imma have lots of fun tonight. Unless I pass out from all the drivin’ whiskey. We need to get together again and gangbang some hookers.

‘member that time you, me, the jaguar, and the shark railed on that Panamanian hooker? I think we caught herpes simplex XIII from her but it was worth it. As long as your dick don’t fall off it is worth it. ROAR!!!

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twentyfive
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^ Well you obviously had time to read it and comment jes sayin

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rickdugan
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^ Twobits do I really need to state the obvious difference between the two? 😏

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twentyfive
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C'mon RickiBoi you really do need to develop a sense of humor, LOL

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Icee Loco (asshole)
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Rick's system is having to coerce hookers to fuck him then pretend he's the only trick they fuck.

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DoctorPhil.
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RickiBoi said “Twobits do I really need to state the obvious difference between the two? 😏”

Ooh…ooh…I know the answer to this.

The lion guy shows up periodically for a laugh and says something silly that is an obvious joke whereas Mr. Dugan is on here 24/7 making up stories about his fictional family.

Wait…that can’t be it. I mean really, it kind of makes the lion guy seem like he is just telling a joke and like RickiBoi is kind of a sociopathic asshole. Nope…just checked…the lion guy is funny and Mr. Dugan is indeed a douchebag.

I will now accept my gold star.

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Tetradon
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Mr. Lion, if you're up in Mass, first round of Drivin' Whiskey is on me. Second is on Skibum.

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rickthelion
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Why thank you Tetra Ape. How about this, the barnacle, the shark, and I show up ready to party. You fill up the hotel bathtub with good bourbon and I’ll put the barnacle and shark in there. Then I’ll supply the hookers.

You ever gangbang hookers with a lion, a shark, and a barnacle? I think not. But no Skifredo. That guy is a frickin’ loser.

For the rest of you damn dirty apes on this thread, ‘ceptin’ my brother from an ape mother with whom I share name, all I gotta say is go fudge yourselves. Now where the fuck is my drivin’ whiskey. Gotta get on the road. ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl
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The System 2.0 is you forget about strippers and just drink heavily while waiting your turn to be assfucked by Trump and DeSantis, the apex ricks.

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ilbbaicnl
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If Trump is busy but you're been a good rick you may get a mercy assfuck from Melania with a strap-on.

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san_jose_guy
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^^^^^ !!!!

I like DeSantis on COVID. But on everything else he is a wacko.

SJG

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Practical Data Science with R, by Nina Zumel and John Mount, and they have doctorates from Carnegie Mellon and blog on statistics, probability, an computer science.

2020, 2nd edition.

And we have a forward from Jeremy Howard and Rachel Thomas who got their doctorates at USF, but now they are with Singularity University. You know what that means, Ray Kurzweil. Probably Dougster is with him right now at Singularity U.

They talk about Principle Component Analysis, a hyperellipsoid in N-scapse the roughly gounds the data.

SJG

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san_jose_guy
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So people talk about this in connection with the R langauge, and there is a package for this. But I think this group may have written their own.

I like the idea and I can see how to use it.

But overall I am very uncomfortable with the things these "Data Scientists" talk about doing. And they are all running consulting shops.

SJG

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