Aspiring to be more upscale

This seems to be one of those clubs that aspires to be more upscale than it is. The $5 cover charge is just one indicator. Why bother for $5? An attendant in the small and other wise average men’s room is another. The metal detector? I guess it is what it is.

Anyway, Risque in Bristol isn’t bad. It’s just not great. It’s bigger than most of the clubs in the area. The beer was maybe a few pennies more, not much. Regular lappers are $20, one of the best prices in the area.

The girls? Mostly Bucks County sleazy. A couple were older and pudgier than I think girls should be when they parade around almost nude on stage. There also were a couple of heavy bottoms that overwhelmed in the G-string and underwhelmed in the face.