Sum of all fears...of driving 40 minutes to see a club close early

Bloomfield, NJ. Suburban area. 11pm on a tuesday. I think it's fine. I park on birch street. Non descript club, no way you find this place without google. Even standing in front of it, you wouldn't know it's a strip club. It's a dive bar with strippers. I don't come for the physical building though, I come because you can find some hot brazilian girls here.

Walk in layout it bar on left, bathrooms on left and the community lap dance area on left after that. Stage in front of bar. Lap Dances are $20. Walk in no cover. Sit down and end of the bar. Nobody is dancing, about 6 or 7 girls all tied up in deep conversations with customers already. Nobody dancing at this time. The bartender I don't know if she was being bitchy or just had a weird sense of humor but she would return my questions with questions in some kind of brazilian huff. Maybe she was just being coy but it was annoying. What's you cheapest drink? "Aye what drink do you want?" Oh your closing what time time about? *stares at me head tilted* I tilt my head the opposite way and then she tilts her head the other way. It's fucking annoying, give me a straight answer you fuck. My corona was $6. Some girls I was interested in especially one. All latinas that looked like 20 something. I liked the lineup but they looked done. Stage was done. I guess they were getting ready to close up shop at 11. 11! Are you fucking kidding me who does that. They were still open but they said they would be closing soon. All the girls were tied up, and I wasn't gonna wait forever for that to disperse. You know I could talk to you know? I get it I'm new but give a chance. It's ok talk to strangers, I'll spend I swear. I'll come back one day but much earlier. Not much happened but I thought this was pertinent information. Only thing left to do, in the wise words of Willysgotawoman, I took a shit and left.

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