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Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Lowdown on Hi-Liter

I've been going to couple other clubs than Hi-Liter lately after my Saturday golf. Mileage (and dancer quality) has been great at those other places, but I decided to mix things up and give HL…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

My jack it sock is made of Mynx fur. It's been really great, you got to try it.

Hartford, CT. Saturday night after midnight. Just north of downtown. Off of 91 and next to a Toyota Dealership. Parking lot packed but I actually got a spot right in front. Walk in, check ID,…

Rockstar Cabaret

Wolcott, Connecticut

Rockstar? Nope that dreamed died long ago. Now I hope to be Cockstar when I grow up.

Wolcott, CT. Saturday Night. Real quiet leafy suburb area. Parking in the back. Walk in, hallway, to one of the velvet rope things. Looks like a polynesian bouncer at front. Check ID, cover $10. Inside…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad

Waterbury, CT. Saturday Night. Commercial strip past a couple of gas stations. Plenty of parking in rear. From the outside looked kind of like a non descript dive but inside looks much better than the…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Don't judge a book (or strip club) by its cover

After a ho-hum visit to Treasures, I decided to go to a nude strip club and selected Fantasy Plaza. GPS took me to the location along the service road next to I45. The club…

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New Orleans final 4

I’ll be in New Orleans for the final four in April. Where is the best place to go? What strip club has the hottest women? Where can you get the best mileage?

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Do "get along" better with African Americans than with Asian Americans?

Hey guys, This is based on my experience with both groups. I have done Pick Up Artistry with both groups. I would add that there's of course exceptions to these observations. Asians: I feel Asian-Americans tend to be very cliquey. The groups…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Thought I was seeing double! Colombian Twins!

So after I got called out for being a shill post, I’m going to write the most detailed as fuck review for you fuckers. I hit the scene at 3am and the only option I…

Godfather's Gentlemen's Club

Wheeling, West Virginia

Not bad. Good looking girls. reasonable prices

First time back to Godfathers in a long time. A little tricky to get to since S Penn is a one way street. The club is located near the Casino and right across from Wheeling…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Frankie goes to Hollywood. Oh wait hold on no Frankie died of AIDS sorry. We'll send Muddy instead.

Southington, CT. Saturday night. It's right by the ESPN headquarters in Bristol. You know what I had never been near, and the GPS just took me past it randomly. It's like big college campus looking…

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Tampa Strip Club Scene

I will be visiting Tampa for 4 days and after checking out the reviews it seems like the Tampa SC scene has really fell off. I haven't visited in 8 years or so but it looks pretty sad. For a guy…

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Tampa Scene

I will be visiting Tampa for 4 days and after checking out the reviews it seems like the Tampa SC scene has really fell off. I haven't visited in 8 years or so but it looks pretty sad. For a guy…

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Where else are you a regular at?

Aside from your normal strip club haunt. You don't have to give specifics if you don't want to. Aside from the gym I go to and a dunkin donuts/gas station near me I sometimes hit not really much I like…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

One of the Few Good Clubs Left

Sighs, just when I was out, they pulled me back in.... So lets face it gents NJ clubs suck today. Gone are the good value, high mileage, beautiful options. A lot of the girls…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Reality Star Gives Away Jars of Her Farts .

Story & photos: https://theblast.com/194078/reality-star-gives-away-jars-of-her-farts-at-nyc-strip-club/

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Quick visit to spearmint

This was a quick visit to Spearmint rhino after visiting sapphire on a layover in las vegas. It was about 3:30am and I called for the limo service but they said it was not available…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Take Two

I thought I submitted this review last week, but the last paragraph was cut off, so here we go again... I went March 2. This is about the last place in Akron I hadn’t been…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

It was ok

First off the place is tucked in the back of an old industrial park, so if you're starting to doubt your GPS just let it play out, lol. Parking is not great on busy…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

The Lodge - Girls are Hot!

I reviewed this club back in December stating THE LODGE IS BACK! Since then i have visited the Lodge four separate nights. 3 out of the 4 were great. The other was disappointing.…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Great Atmosphere but better mileage could be had elsewhere

Went on a Friday night with a couple female friends. First of all, parking can be difficult. GPS said to enter off St. College but this lot is for workers only. Must drive around the…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Still open

This club hasn't been reviewed for about two and half years. I was curious to see if it was still open, so I made the trip down to it to see and found out it…

Politics

Russian has already lost

From a strategic standpoint, Russia has already lost. Sanctions will destroy Russia within a few months. Maybe even weeks. More incredibly, they may lose on the battlefield to Ukraine. Thei supply lines can’t get enough fuel, food, and munitions to…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Good times were had

As a former frequenter of the old Follies, I was looking for a good replacement during my last visit. Platinum somewhat fit the bill and I'd recommend it...hell I went on back-to-back nights (Wednesday…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Once a great time, sadly not tonight

In terms of strip clubs, this place has always been a nice place to visit. Attractive girls, decently priced booze, and usually a nice vibe. Sadly, that wasn't the case tonight. Showed up with a few…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

4 visits

Quick Summary Vibe (Daytime): Chill watering hole Vibe (Nighttime): Packed bachelor party HQ Cover: $0 Drink Prices: $$$ Women: 6-8 range Dances: Don't Extras: lol This review covers 4 separate visits to Good Guys, twice during weekday afternoons and twice on Saturday nights.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time at a SC.

This is my first review of a strip club, and first to visit to Sapphire, and my first time at a strip club.. We were quoted free entry for my group through phone call, so we…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Chill laid back night with pretty girls in small club

I years ago gave up on the old Harem House, but recently had noticed the new management and change to Jaguars here. After following their Instagram account I felt the quality of dancer had improved.…

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It's later than you think.

Reset your time pieces so that you are not late to church.

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Lovely Latin Ladies

A spa in NJ was kind to me last week so I figured I’d try the strip clubs here in NJ. There is street parking with a meter but it was broken so fortunately I…

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The Deltacron variant is real and its here

The mainstream media and politicians may not want to talk about it, but the Deltacron variant is real. Just because they want to pretend Covid is over in time for the 2022 elections diesn't mean it actually is. For the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Expensive drink, expensive dance, and an evening full of regret

I had a very early flight Sunday morning so I decided to stay at the airport and thought I would grab a drink and a dance before returning my rental. Arrived at the bar…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Friday night at Roxxx

I was visiting St. Louis last weekend so I decided to make my usual rounds to the east side clubs. My first stop was Roxxx on Friday night at about 10:45. I was able…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Friday night at the ups

I visited bottoms up at about 1:30am after a trip to the roxxx. I was in after a pat down, a trip through the metal detector and paying the $10 cover charge. There…

Club Onyx

East St. Louis, Illinois

Saturday night at Onyx

I visited onxy last Saturday. Free parking is available on the perimeter of the parking lot. They charge $20 to park in the center spots that are closer to the entrance of the…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

WOW Don't count Clancy's out yet

Well, after reading the last review I had to go see if it was true. Simple answer is NO, NO, NO! OK first the required description. Very chill neighborhood bar. Walk in the front…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Happy to be back but something has changed……..

All right, first off it’s damn good to be back!! To get the obligatory description out of the way. The club is a huge club easily able to be spotted both day or night. They do…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Long night turned successful.

Pooped in on a Saturday night. Had always heard great things about the Pony and wanted to see what it was all about. The line up that night was pretty solid. Probably 15 or more…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Had a great time at the champagne room

First club visit in 2 years since the pandemic. I don't live in Illinois so don't know about the specifics for the mask mandate but I was told it was lifted the week I was…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Bad attitudes

Stopped by on a friday night just to check it out. When you walk in the front door there is a pool table directly in front, some tables and chairs to the left. There is…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Disappointing: Poor value. Average talent

Having read a few good reviews of Treasures, I was looking forward to my first visit. It was a Monday night around 9:30, so take that into account. The club looks nice from…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Solid Happy Hour Visit

Stopped by here while on vacation with a buddy. We popped in about 5:30 pm on a rainy Thursday. Upon entry, I payed a two dollar cover. As you walk in there are large stages…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Great After Midnight Visit

I was in town for work trip and ended up here after night out with colleagues. The entrance fee was $15. From what remember the place was single story with multiple stages but only…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

FC Dancers being Selective Now

Submitted a review but figured I’d also start a discussion. Description of me mid 30’s 6ft 245lb, dresses nice, clean and hygienic, not cheap at all! I was gone for a bit prob about a year as I moved away and…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice Club, Pricey VIPs

Had a nice visit on Friday night. I arrived about 9:30 p.m. Parking was $2. Cover charge was $15, but waived with a military ID. The club has a very high-energy vibe.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Johny's

Johnny A's is a split level club in Paterson, featuring mostly Latinas and Eastern European women. Full bar as usual for a weekend night. Large bar area and a lower level with tables and small…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

You Get What You Pay For

I made a day visit and a night visit during my recent SoFlo visit. What can be said about this much-reviewed club that hasn’t been said before? Parking is $2. The lot is…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

More Frights than Sights

Well, this was an interesting trip! TLDR: The hot young latina Mia and a fat one turned me off from get-go so I drank with a reg named the professor and left -…

Eclipse

Boise, Idaho

Not a bad place to stop by when you're passing through Boise

Stopped by while staying the night in Boise just for something to do after going to Twin Peaks, not expecting much. Location is kinda stripmall-ish, next to a bar (I did not get a chance…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Cute little mom and pop strip club and bar.

I'm going to try and make this short by my standards. Free parking. It wraps all the way around the building and there is even a small street out back if the locals want to…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Day Time isn’t the night shift!

But this spot last night and decided to run it back instead of the landing strip. Read my last review to hear about the wild night! So the location didn’t change: stage in middle was…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Dayshift Usuals and Some!

Came here on a Friday afternoon after hitting up Dirty's. Parking lot between the Wells Fargo and McDonalds was almost completely packed, which is almost always misleading. Walked in and no cover during dayshift. You…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good Customer Service

I visited Booby Trap a couple of times on my last trip to south Florida, one late night visit after midnight, and one a bit earlier, around 10:00 p.m. The exterior of the building…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Solid but not spectacular

Was in Atlanta for work and decided to come here based on previous reviews. Arrived a little after 9 on a Saturday to mostly empty club. You walk in and there is a stage to…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday afternoon visit

Visited Vivide on my 'off' Friday from about 2:30 to 5:30. Parking is fair/good for Atlanta. It's self parking and $10 entry so not bad for these times we live. Proceeded downstairs as the upstairs…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

A Great Experience - But Manage Your Expectations

It was my first time at this type of establishment, and reading reviews online it was hard to tell how to set my expectations. I'll try to cover most of the aspects that I felt…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

2nd trip to HK

This was my second trip to HK and Cascadas from Feb. to Feb. 16. Flew in to town once again and took the shuttle to the rental car facility and made the short walk to…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I had to see what it was like.....

I went March 2. This is about the last place in Akron I hadn’t been to yet. I keep reading the reviews and getting more curious, but it is about an hour away…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Spotted in the wild: Trans Stripper

I had the day off and headed for Sugars circa 10AM. I’ve had good results here before, and it’s conveniently located. The basics: located off of Aurora/Highway 99: Seattle’s streetwalker, autobody repair, and…

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Extras from nicespice

It it true that, if you give her a good tip, she'll let you poke her mon?

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Announcer Shuffle

Joe Buck going to ESPN https://nypost.com/2022/03/11/joe-buck-expected-to-leave-fox-sports-for-huge-espn-deal/amp/ following his best buddy Troy Aikman Any thoughts? It’s amazing he’s called every World Series since 1996 and he’s only 52. And he called 6 Super Bowls. I used to not like him…

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Weirdest Club Experiences

What are your weirdest club experiences?

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Saturday Afternoon visit

Been a while since I went to a strip club with the pandemic and all. But had some free time last week and decided to stop by Johnny A’s on a Saturday afternoon. They have…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Sippin on Gin and Juice....Laaaaaiiiiddd Baaaaaacckk

First thoughts. I got a HJ in front of like 3 people LOL! Not counting my dancer or me. But my dancer kept it discrete. Some clubs just have your kind of girls, and then…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Mixed set of visits - mostly poor but one great

So first the details - this club is located very close to the end of Atwells Ave (the italian section of Providence)and not too far from the Providence Place Mall - it is a very…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

night before super bowl.

A visit to bare elegance on the Saturday night just before the Super Bowl. One of my friends (who I referred to as maniac Michael) Called me up And said let’s go visit spearmint rhino…

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So what do you guys think of travel dancers in clubs you hang out in?

Think they keep the club lineup from getting too stale? Think they are a bunch of ROBs? Have neutral feelings and don’t care either way? This thread is inspired by the upteenth recent review of Hiliter that mentioned travel dancers…

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Before the weather gets bad Saturday

I know I had to kick off and relax after this terrible work week. What could I do? Go see strippers obviously! I have to make up for a lot of lost time during the pandemic so I plan to…

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Tell us something about yourself...........

..............that you know to be 100% true, but that based on your posts here, few if any will believe. I will go first: fifty percent (50%) of my clients are African by birth.

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Why I like air dances....

I enjoy watching them dance. Seeing her body. I don't get off on the idea of paying to fondle a stranger. Or to act like I've never seen a nude girl before. Air dances are a lot more chill.…

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Night @ The Stripper Hoe Club In Vegas lowkey bragging lulz

I had one of the best nights at a strip club and the cheapest. And it felt pretty wholesome. Stripper hoe 1...a slim thick young Mexican girl...I tipped $5 at the stage and she stayed by me all 3 songs of…

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March Madness 2022

My favorite sporting event of the year March Madness is upon us!!! Thankful I can attend this year after a 2 year hiatus. Who is your final 4? Also - if I can find a way to do an online bracket…

Politics

Oliver Stone's movie Ukraine on Fire censored by YouTube, watch it here

Oliver Stone's 2016 documentary 'Ukraine in Fire" cover the background to the 2014 overthrow of the democratically elected government in Ukraine which sowed the seeds of today's conflict. It has been banned by YouTube and other major social media…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Surprise Ending

Have been itching to make it back to the club since moving back to Michigan a month ago and finally gave into weakness last night. The first decision was: Where? Jackson area clubs are closest,…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Friday afternoon visit after the pandemic

I am a regular at this place. But visited this after a while since pandemic. No renovation or nothing much has changed except for a vip booth addition in the main area of the club…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

few Friday & Saturdays during shift change

Skip down to NEW headlines if you know the club. Long winded review, written to be skimmed, Combination of a few visits, mostly Friday & Saturday shift change. LOCATION: Location: The GPS address…

Rockin' in Philadelphia

Philadelphia. 1776. Independence Hall. The Liberty Bell. Signing of the Declaration of Independence. Richard Gere, Kobe Bryant, Grace Kelly, Bob Saget, Will Smith, Kevin Hart, Linda Fiorentino, Joey Bishop, Kevin Bacon, Teddy Pendergrass, Hall and Oates, Boyz II Men, Benjamin Franklin, Rocky Balboa. All sorts of good shit coming out of here. (And then also you got Bill Cosby, you take that one and decide what you want to do with it. For the record, I still like the Cosby Show.) Philly and NYC are not that far from each other so for me although it's somewhat of a pain in the ass to come down here, I'm here a good amount time, whether it be for tourist shit, sugar babies,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Uninspired visit

I will say that I do love HK but I was left uninspired on this visit. It was my first visit to HK since 2019 and since things are reopening I decided to book a…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Early Thurs evening. Sports and Boobies.

Checked out beach girls for a few hours because I'd rather watch hot women and sports than buy overpriced wings and watch sports. Cover plus a 24oz Coors was 18 dollars. I got there…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Ten Dollar Tuesday at Polekatz

So 2021 was a weird year for me, as I somehow spent less time in the happiest places on Earth than I did in 2020 for a whole basketful of reasons. I may have visited…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday nights are the best.. would come back again

Visited on a Thursday around 9:30ish pm There’s a small parking shared with a yoshinoya restaurant right on the other side of the lot. You’ll be patted down at the door but the security is…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Quick Pit Stop at Electric Blue

I usually try to drive through Connecticut as fast as I can. While careening up I-84 I noticed a conspicuously lit up building off to the side of the highway, saw I was at the…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Interesting space. Theater is best if you're gay. Private dances best if you're straight.

I stop by Hobbeze when I'm passing by, maybe once every year or two. I've found it worth the visit. It's a bit different from other adult places. It's an adult store,…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Handytown USA AKA Lil Cuba!

This might be my easiest review I’ve ever written. Rolled up to the club and wasn’t impressed by the outside. It’s a single floor, one big ass room with a main stage and a little…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Closed for good?

So I stopped by about 2 months ago and everything was how it's been said. The girls wear regular clothes. I went again a couple weeks ago on a Friday night and it was closed. Anyone have info?

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Great visit

Pulled up around 8 pm. Big heavy intersection near a gas station and a lot of businesses Was sanded when I entered and paid a $10 cover Went to the bar and…

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Dang it!

If only we had brought the minivan we could pick up those poor hitchhikers!😉 https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cadikn6FxTx/?utm_medium=copy_link

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Country bumpkins

Dixies is kinda off the beaten path 30 mins west of Daytona beach. The building is nothing special, well lit gravel parking lot feels safe enough. Cover is $6. The bar is…

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Unsettled Strip Club Topics on the TUSCL Boards?

After looking through a few recent flare ups instigated by the usual suspects, it got me thinking about what the big unsettled issues really are among the TUSCLers. If we're honest about how the political dumping ground got so popular…

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The Great TUSCL Debate? Buying Dance Fantasies vs PUA Fantasies

Who will win?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

How long to get back across with global entry?

The last time I visited I spent over two hours in line waiting to cross the border to get back in. I’m thinking about getting a global entry card. Is it really as quick and simple as walking past the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

How long to get back across with global entry?

The last time I visited I spent over two hours in line waiting to cross the border to get back in. I’m thinking about getting a global entry card. Is it really as quick and simple as walking past the…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Take Me To Church

I was in Houston on business for several weeks. The third club I visited was St. James, and it was also the last. I didn't keep looking after I discovered St. James. I've been to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A bloody mess isn't always a bad thing

This is not my first time to HK but I've never written an actual review I dont think, only articles as I usually write about each experience (which I will still do for this trip).…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

First Recon trip into a RGV strip club

I wasn't paying attention to the time of day but a RGV strip club was next on my recon list. When I got to this club, it literally had just opened. I was…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

A surprisingly decent visit

I went to EB on a Thursday and arrived at around 8PM. I was charged $5 for a cover by the doorman who was nice enough. Immediately used the bathroom and they were as disgusting…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Might Be My New Playground

After a lackluster visit to Sugar’s the night before I decided to try another spot. I wanted to get another notch on my Seattle SC punch card so I decided on Playground. It’s about a…

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

Progresso Recon

My first recon trip into Progresso and I checked out both clubs I was aware of. Walked 4-5 blocks thru the retail area and came to a corner where I was politely hit by…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Small but worth!

Probably one of the best in the area. My friends and I were visiting atlantic city and were trying to get our mind off things. There are a lot of bikini bars in the area…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

First time at Boom Boom

I've read about BBGC on here and visit the RGV often so I finally had to go and check this out. I forgot that this place was a byob so walked in with nothing.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Afternoon at the Criket

The Criket is right off Michigan Ave. and has a private fenced-in parking lot in the back and free parking. There’s no cover in the daytime. I usually grab a Coke for $7. They usually…

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When your sour super "frustrated" but the weekend Is only a day or two away.

Do you try to push down the feeling of want and wait till Friday or Saturday? Or do you just say "screw it" and just go to your nearest strip club?

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, Quebec

Great night!

Checked this place out after a long time due to government lockdowns. Finally over. Entered and there were not many customers but lots of girls, I saw about 15 girls. Many new girls and more…

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How many, if any, checks do you write per year?

Less than 20 for me. The guy that cuts my lawn 9 months a year, my dentist because he give me 20% off for not using my credit card and a few independent contractors that have done jobs around my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Return of Some Friendly Faces

Stopped by on Thursday around 1:30p. Gave the door man a friendly handshake as he welcomed me back. No ID scan and no entrance fee. Asked if I wanted a seat on the floor or…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Good fun after 2am

Came here early morning/after midnight after a night of drinking. Probably got here at 3am and they close at 5am on weekends. Security dude spoke to me pretty seriously when he was telling me the…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

A fun dancer plus a quick update on the old Tommy's Too.

This is my second trip to Shimmers in the last couple of weeks. I hesitated writing the first review, since I have written a number of them on this club. I wanted to confirm the…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Nice Time But Not Much to Look At

Arrived at the club around 6:00 before any cover charge. The main stage, good size is in the center of the club with a bar to the right. There is also a bar…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Short Visit - Fun new Talent - be back soon

Stopped in again after another 6 months away due to Covid restrictions in the area. $10 cover as it was after 7 or 8PM. Beautiful blonde on the reception desk. Staff was friendly anf everyone was…

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Weirdest Fetishes

What are some of the weirdest fetishes you've heard being requested at strip clubs?

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

An improvement

I have reviewed the Porthole before and the description of others is accurate. It is dark, not very large, with a single stage and very smokey. If you are not a smoker, you will smell…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Encouraging

I went here on a Friday night. Arrived at about 8.30 and left about 11.00 pm. It was a better experience than recently for a Friday night… but I’d still probably bet Saturdays at more…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Curvy

I decided to stop by at curves on Saturday at noon anticipating to only see a hot waitress which tends to be the new norm for day time shifts. Rarely any hot girls during day…

Gossip

Melville, New York

There's bang, but maybe not for your buck.

So Saturday night is a different beast of a crowd. Its definitely crowded as expected. HOWEVER it's still majority as Tuscl would say "blonde spinners". The customer to dancer ration is 70/30 however most of…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Dropped ~400+ for some fun. Got most of what I came for.

OK. So back to Stars I go. Dancers that I spent time with: Natasha; Dream; Trouble. There was one other whose name I don't recall. Most of my time was with Natasha. She and I hung out,…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Fuck

Well, I’m sad to say it. But I think Clancy's may have gone downhill. I haven’t been here in a little bit. The last time I was here there were definitely some hot girls. So…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Spring fling, nope

Ok same place nothing new on the description. When i got there at 1. There was only 1 girl and about 6 patrons. I was talking w the DJ to see if my favorite was…

Politics

Gen Z and millenials are useles

Gen Z and millenials really are the worst generation. Democrat party voters are nearly as bad. https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3838 A majority of those aged 18-34 would not fight to defend the US if we were invaded like Ukraine. Their faults as citizens…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

No dj to monitor

Ok same place no renovations. Here is what was new this visit. $20 cover charge, instead of the $15 that i was used to during a weekday. The gal doing drinks was a dancer no…

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most money I ever spent and the weirdest experience yet - she wanted the D

That's right, frugal doogle Mr. van poodle Esta spend over $500 on one strip club evening. I blame my poor will power against big butts. However, it wasn't even cartoonish, it was big for a skinny girl, decent for a…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Great Place For A Friends Night Out

I've been here three different times: twice with a group of friends during the busy season (summer), and once by myself during the slow season (January). By far, the better vibe from the club was…

Politics

Investors reset

Now that the Russian stock market has become just about worthless it’s time to re-evaluate holdings in China and other countries that aren’t working Democracies, autocrats are being shown to be poor risks for capitalism. One person in control like…

Angelwitch Cabaret

Lubbock, Texas

Lubbock, TX 2AMer.

LUBBOCK, TX – The Lubbock County Sheriff's Office is seeking answers after a 28-year-old man was shot and killed at a strip club early Wednesday morning. According to the Lubbock County Sheriff's Office, on Mar. 9 at around 1:50 a.m., deputies…

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BBL

Was thinking about doing a BBL the last week in July. Has any of the ladies here got one? How long were you actually down from work? I've heard different things so just tryna see what others say. Thanks as

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Depression Equals a Russell Wilson trade plus lame Sugars visit

My favorite spot in Seattle, as I’ve stated before. Granted, I haven’t been to Playground, or any of the Deja Vu or Dreamgirls locations. So this is based on a small sample size for sure.…

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Great Strip Club Cities of Yesteryear

I always found interesting how some strip club wastelands now just some years back used to be awesome. For you, what were some of the cities y'all made some memories in? I know a few from off here, whether it be…

The first time I went to a strip club - AKA my "yeah, no denying I'm bi" moment.

It was winter when I ventured into my first strip club with my boyfriend. He knew all about my bi curiosities- the crushes I'd had on friends, the numerous wet dreams involving me and another woman eating each other's pussies. The times I'd made out with friends in front of guys and secretly liked it. I was a baby bi waiting to be "born", and it happened that night at the strip club. Now I should add, this was a "no lapdance" club, or this story would have been longer for sure. We've since been to lapdance clubs and had some fun... but that's for another time. We walked into the club, I was wearing a short skirt with high…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sugar44 visit

Visited Sugar44 after quite a long time (due to covid pandemic). After the flop visit to Hiliter recently, decided to give a chance to Sugar 44. Arrived at Sugar around 4:30 in the evening on…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Another Tuesday visit.

Didn't want to do another review, just wanted to talk about some new girls. It was like double the girls from last Tuesday day shift to this one. Including two girls I'd never seen before that definitely stood…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Seems to be back to what it was years ago, but busier and even more expensive

Arrived on Saturday night around 10pm which is actually really early for this place - it has been a while but this place always got busy after midnight, sometimes after 3am or even later. No…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Worth Going Back, Now that Covid is Over.

It was nearly 11 when I got there. I hadn't been there since JUST before Covid lockdown. On my previous visit, there had been lots of lovely ladies, including some I recognized from Living Room.…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Fun night, cute ladies.

I stopped in after a disaster at GO-GO Rama. It was about 10:30 on a Tuesday. This place is right on route 9 south in Parlin, just after a McDonalds and before a…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Nice club with pretty dancers and decent dances

Yellow Rose was about a $12 ride share from downtown. They had a good-sized parking lot, which wasn't nearly full when I arrived Sunday evening. It didn't look like there was a parking fee; I…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

The most handling ever

Chicas Bonitas was, I think, the closest club to where I was staying in downtown Austin. It was an easy 10-minute/$10 in a ride share. There's an arcade (the "Texas Gaming Lounge") a few buildings…

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You know what? I kind of admire Jeff Bezos

Hear me out. Yes, he’s a hairless ape. More hairless than average. You’d think that this rick would hold him in contempt. But he’s an ape that is reaching for the stars. By blasting himself into space in a giant dick.…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Friendly faces but no wow factor

Had an unexpected day off from work and decided to do some day clubbing downtown. Went to Downtown Cabaret first but there were only 2 girls working mid afternoon which surprised me. Day shift has…

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How Radical Gender Ideology is Taking Over Public Schools & Harming Kids and...

creepy sex ed camps for children. How Radical Gender Ideology is Taking Over Public Schools & Harming Kids https://youtu.be/k33KeLh8aOk Sex Ed Summer Camp for grades 3-5 https://twitter.com/TheTonus/status/1500869079162368011 In Austin they have a program that will PAY teens $100 to attend sex ed camp. https://thetexan.news/austin-public-library-to-pay-high-schoolers-to-attend-sex-ed-camp/ Sexy Summer…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Monday post covid restrictions.

First off all Covid restrictions have been lifted. The statewide mask mandate technically doesn't end until this coming Saturday (March 12th) but there was zero enforcement. About half the guys in the crowd still had…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

A hidden champaign room, within a vip room.

I was here the day before Mardi grai or fat Tues or something like that. People were already starting to wear beads and talk about a rush of people that were coming soon. Years ago…

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Las Vegas visit mini-reviews

On my last trip I swung through Las Vegas for a few days. Rather than write up individual reviews for the clubs I checked out, I figured I'd just provide some brief comments on all of them in one place. I…

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT ICEYBOI ***

LOL!!!

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Late Sunday night visit

My husband and I hadn't been here in about 3 years. We visited on a Sunday night between 12 and 1 am. We each paid a $25 cover charge. After we found a seat we…

Angelwitch Cabaret

Lubbock, Texas

Tumbleweeds and Tiddies

Here's the vibe: Out in the middle of nowhere. In the middle of a cemetery. No one's around. A gun fight is about to go down. But not just one V one, it's a threeway.…

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Aaron Rodgers extension will make QB NFL's highest paid-player

4 years, 200 million Well I suppose he won't have to concern himself with higher gas and food prices. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/aaron-rodgers-returning-to-packers-on-extension-that-will-make-qb-nfl-s-highest-paid-player/ar-AAUMOy3?ocid=msedgntp

Politics

Russia Prepares To Cut Off From Global Internet

Russia prepares to cut itself off from global internet. We’ll look at that, an article from a CREDIBLE news source. https://www.vice.com/en/article/88gevb/russia-is-preparing-to-cut-itself-off-from-the-global-internet This sucks, there is this Russian sight I know of ahem I mean a friend I know told me…

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Publishers Clearing House

I guess I'll be leaving TUSCL soon. I was just notified by phone message that I have won $2 million, a new Mercedes Benz and $5,000 a week for life. I can no longer associate with guys only making $350K/year.

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Celebrating International Women’s Day

Could there possibly be any better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than in the dank and dark confines of your favorite high-mileage den of depravity? Of course not! I for one will go and open my heart, my wallet…

Politics

These are the people you Russophobes are siding with

Are you proud of yourselves? Still think you're being "virtuous"? https://www.dailyveracity.com/2022/03/06/graphic-ukrainian-neo-nazi-group-tortures-ukrainian-mma-fighter-for-training-with-russian-club/

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Do strippers have a stank fetish?

Three of the guys listed have been favs of my favs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9llFZRr2CD4

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OT/ Drive Friendly

Signs along the highways that enter Texas say "Drive Friendly, The Texas Way." If your state had a motto like Texas does, What could it be? I will get a few started... Drive Friendly The Texas Way- Drive like an Ass Hole. Drive…

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Baltimore

Any advice on where to go and where to park?

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Cameron

Does anyone have any info or experience getting dances with Cameron? I’ve talked to her a few times, but never gotten a dance. Seems like she doesn’t dance on stage and only comes in when guys reserve a certain number…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Amateur night

Anyone know if amateur (Monday) night is consistently good? I went a few weeks ago and it was really good but after the amateur contest 90 percent of the club cleared out. Is this normally how it goes?

Politics

Florida Surgeon General advises the COVID vaccine

for healthy children. First state to do this! We need to get that so called vaccine off of the market if we ever expect to the the end of his hysteria. SJG Shocking Blue - Venus (Live + Interview) 1969 (actually live and played…

Politics

COVID-19 and the Global Predators

https://www.amazon.com/COVID-19-Global-Predators-are-Prey/dp/0982456069/ref=sr_1_1?crid=BR0I9WLI6R28&keywords=peter+breggin&qid=1646688560&sprefix=peter+breggin%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-1 Who are the "they"-these Global Predators? What are their motives and their plans for us? How can we defend against them? Why did they: ■ Plan Warp Speed for a SARS-CoV pandemic years before it came? ■ Distribute mRNA and DNA vaccines that killed…

Politics

Turning California into a 40 million bed mental hospital!

Peter Breggin, echoing Foucault and using the language of today, says that the reason Psychiatry was invented was to legitimate the incarceration of homeless people who are breaking no law. https://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Psychiatry-Electroshock-Biochemical-Theories/dp/0312113668/ref=sr_1_4?crid=BR0I9WLI6R28&keywords=peter+breggin&qid=1646691104&sprefix=peter+breggin%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-4 https://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Psychiatry-Electroshock-Biochemical-Theories/dp/0312113668/ref=sr_1_4?crid=BR0I9WLI6R28&keywords=peter+breggin&qid=1646688560&sprefix=peter+breggin%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-4&asin=0312113668&revisionId=&format=4&depth=1 In the heights of the 2020 COVID hysteria I said, “Gavin…

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OT: Laptop Keyboard ?

The 'T' and 'Y' keys on my laptop are not working (all other keys seem to work) - I took them out and blew around the area in case there was dust but they still don't work - anyone had…

Politics

Gas Prices

https://nypost.com/2022/03/07/us-gas-prices-near-all-time-high-with-no-end-in-sight/ In just a few months it went up a dollar a gallon. Last time I filled up it was $4.19 and going up every day. Some of my little strip club excursion between the tolls and all that shit…

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Dam! Denver is Getting Expensive! Inflation Is Ridiculous!

Head is $500 now!!! We need to put these bozos in check that are causing all of this inflation by actually paying these ridiculous prices. $500 is way too much for head, dammit! https://www.westword.com/news/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver-how-much-theyre-worth-13598701

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

L.A. 2AMer

LOS ANGELES - A man is dead after a dispute broke out at a strip club in the San Fernando Valley overnight, police say. The shooting was reported outside the Synn Gentlemen’s Club, located near the intersection of Roscoe and Sepulveda…

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Family issues suck

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/t8jdhq/what_do_you_think_happened_to_this_lion/ Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told her this shit down so…

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What does it mean?

Q. What does it mean when you haven't been to the strip club all week? A. It's Monday.

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LA strip clubs that haven’t switched to employee status yet?

I’m looking for a new club, but I can only work as an independent contractor since I don’t want it showing up on background checks in the future. Any recommendations for clubs that are still doing cash?