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McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

A Few Changes but Nothing Big, Still Good Value for Money

Realized I haven't reviewed this place since February, so it's time to give some updates. This review is based on a few visits, a Wednesday, a Friday and a few Saturdays so I am labeling…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Old Reliable

Not sure if I can say anything that has not already been said. This was my first visit since COVID and the place was rocking with hot Latinas. Get as much mileage as you can at…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good time at DD

Monday night I got there around 10pm. $10 cover fee I used uber so I didn't pay for parking. Last time when I was there was about a year ago. Nothing has changed, same…

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Cowboy hat in the strip club

Do you wear one? Thoughts on them. My thoughts on cowboys hats overall is when I see them I think that a cool look but when I'm wearing one I think to myself this a maybe little over the top. I…

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Why wokism is shaming beautiful women

Victoria’s Secret had a model with Down’s Syndrome Playboy had a transgender cover model Playboy had a gay male cover model Sports illustrated has a swimsuit model showing a C/section scar Not that there’s anything wrong with that. She’s attractive and I’ve…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

Has big time potential

Was in town for a meeting on Monday. So being bored at the hotel decided why not give it a look. First they open at 9 not 7 on Sundays, which I found out by…

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Slow Tuesday Night

I feel like Tuesdays are a good night to check out the Paterson clubs for hidden gems, with light crowds and less hassle. I started at Ragtime, that had a grand total of 2…

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So, how much money did you bring in?

Have you ever been asked this by a dancer? I got to the club about an hour after they opened, there was one other customer talking to a dancer at the bar and one older dancer sitting by herself, no…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

After 30 years Lace is Officially Dead

This is the original Lace. I have been going to this location over 30 years and it has grown to be a huge disappointment. The building is a stand alone structure with plenty of…

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OT: National Lampoon's Vacation

Am I the only one who thought Beverly D'Angelo was hotter than Christie Brinkley? Anyone under 50, just never mind.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

All the Hamilton clubs are dives but I like them.

Arrived to a free but pretty deserted lot. Both employees and customers. Cover is always $5 both night and day. Waived as I'm a veteran. You can pick up a free…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Club Blaze May Update

Club Blaze has always been one of the most consistent clubs in the Atlanta metro area. Consistent in this case meaning not making any major changes as far as function and layout and having a…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Medicore quiet Friday night.

Came here on a friday night with 2 friends around 11pm. Entrance fee and 2 coat checks was $75(cash only). There is a main stage in the center of the club with a bar and…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Not the best visit but OK and decent looking dancers

First time back in about 4-5 months and first time on a Saturday night. Start with the worst part. Went to the men’s room as soon as I arrived shortly before 11:00pm. The bathroom has…

4th Trip to HK Tijuana

My 4th trip to HK staying there for two nights from April 18th to April 20th. As mentioned in my previous reviews of HK and my last article, I typically add brief notes to my phone after arriba sessions to refer back to when writing posts. Crossed in to Mexico at around 2pm on Monday the 18th and decided to just walk through in the “local” line instead of the “Foreigner/Extranjero” line. Wasn’t too busy this time of day and walked right through to the X-ray line for bags without any problems. I think this may be the best thing to do to avoid the $30 shakedown. They seem to target people who voluntarily line up in the Foreigner/Extranjero side…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Snitches & Air Dances

$21 Uber from the airport area. Had to empty my pockets and get wanded. $20 admission. Door guy says “by the way, next time… sweatpants aren’t allowed here.” Not a promising start. Small club. Neon red…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivide May Update (Watch Out For ROBS!!!)

Vivide is a mid-sized two story club located in West Midtown in a mostly industrial section of the city. This particular building has undergone a lot of name changes since its glory days of being…

How to Survive as a True G at Strip Clubs in the Hood

There are some hoodrat clubs out there. In some rough neighborhoods. They may show up in the local news with 2amer stories. Well let me tell you right now there's a reason you got players killing each other over these strip clubs, go ahead guess...No not because they are retarded it's because these strip clubs are worth dying over. But you got to be hard. You got to be mean. You got to be a GANG-STA! What you need to succeed, balee dat. -Attire Look like exactly like this. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/b/b0/B-Rad.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190105232203&path-prefix=protagonist Visor always cocked sideways. -Or you can go big purple suit, mentally get into a state of going to a big black man singing in church just died's funeral. -If…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

The secret of MD City Massage. You should try guys

I come from Illinois，and i have been in MDcity for over 3years.I drive through this place so many times.and this This house is very old.there is a OPEN sign always on.I don't know that…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Don't overlook the Union!

Union Jack's is pretty excellent for what it is. It's small, pretty intimate, twin stages (though the main stage is the only one I've seen in use in these times of ours.) It's very clean,…

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Review Access

I recently did a review for the Rhino in Vegas. Do you still get a month access for leaving a review? I tried looking at some reviews today and I had reached my daily allotment. I did my review on…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Never disappoints, but pricing "seems to have" changed!

I was here on a Saturday, mid April, and the place is alive and well! If you like Hispanic women, this is the place to be. This place has never disappointed me and this visit…

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With a wink and a nod, a bow and little toodaloo

Rick Dugan how do you do?

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Having a review say a club is closed—yay or nay?

It seems the usual thing that happens is that these reviews get approved, with 1-3 dissenters. Personally, I think something like that is fine for a review. Reporting as permanently closed would be better, but that is the second best…

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Britney Spears posting nudes

On Instagram but with emoji pasties.

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Iceydougster's Pupil?

Man says woman kept him from leaving after paying him to have sex Disturbance: Marsol Road A woman called from the Drake apartments May 3, reporting that her friend had choked her and pushed her against a wall. Officers located the man…

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I Da Kang Of Da Trolls!

Not da Jim Gassman

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The WTF moment of the day

Jacklyn Smith is 76

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New Organzation Forming

G.L.P.P.O. I'm sick and tired of waiting for this damn organization to start out on the west coast. TUSCL's resident retard and Subraman have been dragging their feet way too long. I have consulted with Motorhead and jackslash and we are…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

The place for guys who are into extras

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural , 28 waist…

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Not Related to Crazy Joe

She should have taken her dump talents to McDonalds. Late-night port-a-potty pit stop lands woman in jail Officers located a woman exiting a portable restroom on the grounds of St. Francis of Assisi Church at 11 p.m. May 2. No…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A Slow Evening at Sins.

Sunday night at Sinsations, I walked in the door, paid my $10 cover and proceeded into the club. One $6 soda later, I was greeted by Lucy - a hot asian dancer with nice…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Long overdue visit

Finally got back down to HKs after a 2 year break. Man, was I excited. The trip did not disappoint. Arrived on a Thursday shortly after 5pm and immediately was greeted with the familiar vibe…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Good mileage dances

Visited after 8 PM. No cover charge, no valet. Parking was few feet from the entrance. Tipped couple of dollars to the girl at reception and headed upstairs. Declined LD offers from couple of pear-shaped…

Villa Theatre

Montclair, California

Club closed due to fire.

So a bit of bad news for people that may have wanted to visit this club. There was a fire there a couple weeks ago and it looks like it’s closed indefinitely. (Maybe forever) for…

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@Mate72 ???

Did you change your username? For years I always thought it was Meat72 - did you recently change your username or had I been misreading it all these years?

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

A Little Piece of Paradise on this Saturday Afternoon Visit

It has been a few months since reviewing Shimmers, so I thought I would put my positive spin on the dancers that were working last Saturday afternoon. This club definitely keeps an eye on the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First Saturday Trip, Prefer Weekdays

I went last Saturday, it was the first time I had ever gone on a weekend. I will usually go on a weekday evening and stay the night, but I had some time during the…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Bigger is better

I went to Centerfolds on a Monday around noon. The club is small and the parking lot is a mess but better than before. Almost no one the club just after opening except…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Jolie

Does anyone have dancing experience with Jolie? Any young dancers suggestions for good experience Thanks in advance

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Reliable entertainment in Seattle area.

Pandoras is one of the old and reliable established for fun activities in the Seattle area. I have been visiting here for past few years and got some of my afternoon and evening entertainers I…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

To mask or not to mask...

not to mask, COVID is over, right? well... not much has changed as far as entry goes, park in the church yard across the street, pay $7 (cops were here tonight), the usual…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Kennedy was a pleasant surprised.

I won’t describe the place in detail as I’ve done it multiple times but I’ll give basics to please the critics: It’s just off the road with the parking lot to the left of the building.…

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Ex is now an escort. What do I do?

Long story short, high school fling that ended quickly and relatively amicably (no sex). Saw her come up in an escort ad and there's no doubt in my mind it's her. What would you do? Ask her to grab a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

First time in a long time. Feels good to be back.

Came in on a Friday night. First strip club experience since the pandemic hit. It's changed Synn a lot. It used to be my go-to spot. I'd say on this night, almost more than half…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not as much fun as I had hoped it would be.

This was my first excursion back to the world of neon and skin since the COVID debacle hit the world. Finally, I am travelling again and GSO is on my travel list. I had been…

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Sixteen Killings or Attacks at Colorado Strip Clubs.

Here is a list of them: https://www.westword.com/news/denver-strip-clubs-sixteen-murders-and-attacks-2022-update-14055674

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Taboo is a really good strip club!

The Taboo strip club is honestly just a classic strip club experience. If you are into extras this is definitely not the place for it. I’m sure there are probably 2-3 girls in the club…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, New York

Newish LI club

So it looks like this club just opened a few weeks ago, was formerly another club that got shutdown that ive never been to. In a pretty quiet industrial area close to the train station.…

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Financial Advice

I mean, I come to TUSCL for advice on everything, for example how to be a pimp, how to start an organization, how to cook lasagna, why not how to invest my money? Since I can’t follow Juice’s sound financial advice…

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Did OTC become extremely cheap and widely available after covid

How long were clubs shut down for during covid. At least 6 months maybe a year in some places? Did this have the result of making OTC much more widely available. Did dancers who previously didn’t offer OTC, start offering OTC…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

More nudity in the parking lot than in the club

Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on their…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Blast from the Past...

I was here during mask regulations 2 years ago. Met some good looking great gals here at "Play it again Sam's" ("PAS"), back then, no contact, no LD's. It was sad to see how hard…

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Questlove says the Roots were first discovered playing a strip club

I thought strip clubs with live bands went out of existence 50 years ago. https://pagesix.com/2022/05/09/questlove-says-the-roots-were-discovered-at-a-strip-club/

Making It Rain, Advice For The New Guy.

The internets, as my father calls it, are filled with bullshit. There are of course, many websites, chats, and reddits filled with advice. The do's and don'ts with strippers. If you are new to strip clubs and come across this page. My hope is this article will help you get a better experience for less money. Admittedly, this is advice for the new guy. No earthshaking revelations here for an experienced PL. Strip club advice falls into three categories... bullshit, true-but duh!, and valuable advice. This is the first of a few ARTICLES I will post focused on some common club situations and ways to maximize your experience. I'll be the first to admit that there are no experts in…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

A surprisingly good visit

Haven’t been here for years, but I was getting bored of the same old hangouts and decided to go check out Tattletales. I wasn’t really expecting much but it was an interesting experience for sure!…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Solo trip, OK experience but poor value

Came here around 8 pm on Sunday, May 8. Solo trip. Club's mostly dead. High prices, OK experience, but there are better clubs in Vegas, and some of them are cheaper too. I called first…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn dancers?

Hey has anyone ever had experiences with Kali or Dutchess or Krystal? I’ve been seeing them a lot on synn Instagram but never seen them at the club before. Wanted to get some info on their personality and prices before approaching

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Question

Do you get a happy ending here?

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Thursday traffic?

How's the club like on Thursday evenings/nights nowadays? Still the $30 for 2? Asking for a friend...

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Fun if you're around and willing to spend some money

First time in NOLA, left for Penthouse later in the evening (around 11PM). Cover was $12. We had actually ducked into another strip club (Larry Flint's I think) but it did not look great so…

Club Onyx Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

Ok, just not my kind of place.

This club is on the south side, just off the interstate, north of several truck stops. Plenty of parking, no valet that I saw. Entry was $40.00. A Driver's License check, no…

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Women denied entry at Rachel's Orlando seek 2nd state Supreme Court hearing

"The club says its policy is to prevent prostitution, avoid distracting men watching the dancers and prevent domestic incidents." https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/women-denied-entry-at-florida-strip-club-will-take-case-to-state-supreme-court-again/ar-AAX3qBv?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=f8ee4084016248d6be0f4670df0373ca The policy may not be legal under civil right law, but I appreciate that the club is trying to create an environment…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Joe Biden's preferred strip club

Wilmington, DE. Friday night after midnight. The only strip club in Wilmington to the best of my knowledge. Wilmington can be pretty rough but I don't think this area felt like a crazy spot. Walk…

Mavericks

Sioux City, Iowa

Big step up for Mavericks

Did a recent review, but there have been a couple of changes worth mentioning. Entry is through a metal detector and is $3. No ID check. Bar on the left with 10 seats,…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Fool's Gold

Baltimore, MD. Friday night. It's Baltimore so be alert. Plenty of parking big lot. Walk in. Check id, wanded down and $15 cover. Walk in. Two bar connected by stage in middle. LD/VIP areas in…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Strange place, didn’t stay long

I recently stopped in on a Saturday afternoon around 2pm. I knew it was early, but was still surprised to see that nobody else was there. Was greeted by a smoking hot Caucasian dancer as…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Relaxed chat and good dances

$10 cover to get in. I like that it's not overly crowded so I can usually find a decent seat. There is a stage with chairs going back about 30 feet from the stage and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Tuesday day visit

I visit about once a quarter when time allows. The only real change since pre-covid is the metal detector….. otherwise standard Desire. I’d say the lineup was average. I arrived around 12:30pm and girls slowly…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

2 visits 2 different experiences

This review covers 2 totally different visits. I can’t speak to the cover charge as I got in free both times with their vaccine promo. The club itself is more upscale with a nice layout.…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Told them at the door I was Cal Ripken, still no discount

Baltimore, MD. Friday night. I had just come from Pappa's and got a crabcake. So damn good but also $25 bucks seafood is expensive. Shit it is worth it. Food vs Girls is big beef…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Islands in the Stream

Woodlawn, MD. Friday night. Leaving urban and almost in a fairly wooded area. Driving up to the parking lot, it's really tight and just sucks. I managed to find a spot. Then I had to…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Savannah Smiles

Winston-Salem, NC. Doesn't seem to be a whole lot of options in Winston-Salem so I thought I'd give this place a try. Thursday night. Right off Peters Creek Parkway a big thoroughfare. Plenty of parking.…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Bull Durham

Durham, NC. Was here earlier in the day, checked out the old stadium where they filmed Bull Durham with Kevin Costner back in '88. Good baseball movie. Right across the street at King's Sandwhich shop.…

Cheetah Gentlemens Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Cheetah is the speed I left at

Greensboro, NC. Right next to a gas station. Couple drukards hanging out at that gas station. Walk in, pat down. Show id and cover is $10. Walk in. Bar at the back, LD area on…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

First Timer in MA

Man oh man. This place is great. This was my second time at any strip club (first one was down in Myrtle Beach), and I can say this one beats it by a long shot…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls v Cheetah's? Cheetah's for talent, DD for value

Stopped by at both Diamond Dolls and then followed up with a trip to Cheetah's for scouting purposes. Based solely on my one visit today (a Sunday evening), I found that you get much more for…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

A Shameful Dump of a Club, with Some Benefits

Getting to Chicas Bonitas requires driving the busy street known as Harry Hines, and it's a tight little turn into the poorly-marked place and its crappy gravel/dirt parking lot. Worse, a lot attendant will demand…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Flesh for Fantasy

Baltimore, MD. Friday around 7. Located in a industrial area. Seems safe to me. Plenty of parking. Walk in ID scan and cover is $10. Layout is one big rectnagle bar with a stage inside.…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Blue States have the worst strip clubs :(

Have you noticed that the Red States, where they proudly talk about "Family values" have the Best Strip Clubs, e.g. FL and TX and the Blue States have the worst e.g. CA and NY, so…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

National Treasure

Greensboro, NC. A lotta hotels in this area. A lotta strip clubs too. Had to get here, this one of those places people seem to like to hit and dance at for that matter. Shout…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Early Evening Fun

I stopped in on a Saturday when it was early enough to see some dayshifters finish up and also see the nightshifters. $27 cover plus $5 for access to the dance area or what they…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Charlotte's Web

Charlotte, NC. Right under downtown. In fact it's cool location and gives for a quite a view from the parking lot, plenty of parking, across the street too. Walk in, check ID and I believe…

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Is Muddy coming to your town soon?

On TUSCL, we have seen many types of Mongers, but has anyone here been as consistently active as Muddy? He seems to travel up and down the east coast and hits 4 to 5 clubs per week. Has…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

The odds are not in your favor

Pet store, pawn shop and right in the middle of this little plaza is a strip club. Parking is fitting for the location. There is valet parking, there has to be, because there…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Bar designed for Oompa Loompa's is a nice touch, they need to go to strip clubs too

Charlotte, NC. Thursday around 8. Right corner from Gold Club. South of Downtown. Roll up in the parking lot. Guy that opens the door for you. Walk in to a see a girl, southern charmy…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday at Bandaids

What can be said of Bandaids that hasn’t already been said. Arrived around 2 PM on Saturday, standard ID check and pat down. Bouncer (massive AA man) stated no cover but strongly encouraged leaving a…

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Mongering in Mexico City

Hola, Will be spending a few days in 2 weeks in Mexico City. It is a work trip and I will not be there over the weekend - any SCs worth visiting. Any reputable agencies?. Thanks.

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

No Gentleman on this night, just me (a scoundrel and piece of shit, not gentlemanly at all quite frankly) and a bunch of strippers

Charlotte, NC. Thursday around 7. Place in located in a strip mall. Plenty of parking seems like a safe area. Sort of commerically, hotels, no residential really. There were some shifty homeless characters waltzing around…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Second visit to the Playhouse is satisfying

So I had the opportunity for a return to NJ”s pink Mecca. I had texted ahead of time and knew who was supposed to be working and I came armed with Og12345’s list of top…

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What's going on today?

Our resident from san jose hasn't posted. I wonder if he's ok? Is he on a strip club binge? Are his organizational responsibilities consuming his limited time? Do you think he took a break so he could spend Mother's day…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

ALERT! ALERT! NO TOILET SEAT IN THE SHITTER! ASSUME BEAR CRAPPING IN THE WOODS STANCE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Charlotte, NC. South of downtown, a few clubs in this area, seems safe. Afternoon around 5 or 6. Walk in, no cover sign at front saying check in with the bar. Nice club, feeling, seats…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Hot ladies, bad lap dance booths

On my way to another club I decided to check out 205 since I had driven by it many times but never gone in. I was forewarned about uncomfortable seating in the LD booths by…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

OK but not Great experience.

After my disappointing experience at Vivide, came here. Paid 10$ for parking, security check and gave 2$ tip to get in. I went to straight to bathroom said hello to the restroom clerk and sat…

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Moonlighting Dancers

Since inflation got bad over the last year or so, it seems like a greater number of dancers are working other jobs in addition to stripping. Lots of times I go to clubs and most guys just seem to drink…

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Dumbasses @ Sams Club

Why do they walk right where they could get their asses ran over while you are trying to park? Should it be legal to run them over?

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Back from OZ

My husband and I just got back from Oz in Clearwater. We had a great time. I plan to write a review but want it to be well thought out. This was our first time at an SC together and…

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"According to Wokism, it is 'Happy Birthing Person’s day.'"

I have literally never heard anyone but butt hurt reactionaries call it this. Certainly none of my <em>very</em> liberal group of friends.

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

An encouraging visit to Millstream

I made a trip to the Millstream last evening. I arrived just after 6pm on Saturday evening and figured I would just stay for a beer, but I stayed for three and about 2.5…

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Mother's Day

Don't drink and drive. That is all.

G String

Akron, Ohio

Huge change from the past

Lucky Corner has for me taken the #1 spot from Lusty’s, Old Glory Daze, Dancers, CW’s, etc. I did the drive around the last time in Akron and the four bars I went to…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Lots of customers, little action on Saturday prime time

So I've been on the Seville bandwagon lately and then tonight happened. I was at a swanky fund-raiser party for much of the night, was feeling good and energized and thought it would be great…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

BAD experience all around! Go elsewhere!

Never felt so ripped off! 1) Girls SCAM and LIE about services and managers are in on it Talked to a girl about extras and a price was determined prior to booking a vip room. When the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hit or miss. This time definitely a miss.

Came here just to hangout and waste some time. I’ve been here nights there has been a packed crowed with girls all over but unfortunately this time was not that…. Came here looking to hang and…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Laid back club with some occasional hidden gems

Visited Thursday afternoon first time after Pandemic. Used to come here every couple of months; it's about an hour and half drivefor me. I used to like this club for its laid back style and…

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Happy Mother’s Day

Made me think some attractive MILF’s of the 80’s. Not the A list hotties of the day like Elisabeth Shue or Phoebe Cates but some real attractive under appreciated women Jane Alexander Anne Archer Kathleen Quinlan Just off the top of…

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The Cost of a Piece of Meat !

No, I'm not talking about buying a woman for sex. I'm talking steak. Took the wife out to dinner last night. It was our anniversary and I was being the good husband. Took her to…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Had Fun, but There Is No Privacy in this Club

COMING IN (largely unchanged) I arrived at 6pm on Saturday. Centerfolds is a mile off the Mass Pike, located amidst a bunch of small, industrial sorts of businesses, mostly car lots. Rickety looking building, but get…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Better than what I remember

Been 5-6 years since I’ve last been to Delilah’s. Pretty busy for a Wednesday night. Plenty of parking though. There are signs to pay for parking, but no one was collecting, so I just parked and walked…

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Are strippers more vanilla than civvie girls

My former favorite never did anal, was not into things like nipple clamps or chains, or ass plugs or toys. She thought those things were freaky. If you saw her on the street you would assume she’s freaky. If…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Not bad

The talent at trophy Club on a Thursday was good. Probably a dozen women - 9 white, 3 black, all fairly attractive. It was $10 to get in, and $6 for a beer. I like…

Blush

Commack, New York

empty, nothing happening on an early saturday

This is just an update to my previous review, so I won't repeat the description. I went back last week on a Saturday afternoon, a little later in the day (1:30-2:20) to see if…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Had a good time and would visit again.

Visited Bucks Wild at Fort Worth. This place is near Roxy’s Showgirls and is much larger and interior looks better. There was a metal detector at the entrance. The lady at the front desk asked…

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Off topic question for older members

I’m not a sports memorabilia collector but I am a fan and item popped up on a Facebook page that really rings the alarm bells as a fake. It’s a canceled check written by a famous retired athlete in…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Got RIPPED off! Girl lied about services and took the money!

Got the vip room and paid extra but when we got in, she was just texting on her phone and did not do what she said she would. Never felt so ripped off. Management are crooks and did not care.…

The Whiskey

Seminole, Florida

If you're really bored, strip inside and feel better about yourself

Parking is not a problem. Plenty of parking in the back. $10 cover Girls ranged from a 4 to about a 7. Shots were $13 including the $1 for the mixer or $14 if you…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Fun Sunday Visit

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex shout…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Noticeable improvement

Venom is the closest you’ll find in Tucson to our old Wild West saloons. The right amount of money and you get anything you want. I stopped by Friday to see a sugar…

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Handing sex workers money... 💰

If you hand a woman who has sex in exchange for money, money. If you view yourself giving her money as an act of generosity. And she in turn takes the money then acts like…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Slow Thursday and Friday

It was a very quiet afternoon for Thursday and Friday. The main stage is to the right as you walk in. Fortunately there isn't a cover in the day shift. Majority of…

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Dancers leaving ones on stage - sign of inflation

More and more I'm seeing dancers leave random ones on stage as they get off. They'll grab most of them but leave two or three just laying on the stage. Like it's just not worth the effort to grab…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Birthday Bust with no Babes to Borrow

After finally accepting that Club Fantasy just isn't coming back, I decided to check out the LA Grand. I was hopeful I'd be able to get my grind and grab on after having it evaporate…

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Dixie-Ape and Skifredo go fishing. Funny story!

This rick knows the 411 on many TUSCL posters. I have it on good authority that Dixie-Ape (aka Cacaplop, the ape with anal leakage) befriended a retarded crab living behind a Starbucks. Said crab, named Fredo, is none other than…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse

Saturday visit about 500. Noon girls starting to leave. Night girls trickling in. Sometimes hard to get the girls of your choice. Bar is pink on rt 130. Free parking. Always look for cars…

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How to sling your caulk properly

https://youtube.com/shorts/ve6thzeEUnE?feature=share If you do it wrong you will make a mess everywhere.. Get to work with your hands ✋ 🙌

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Spent More Than I Intended, Still A Good Time

Writing this review while it’s still fresh in my head. It’s a small club, but it’s very cozy. There was a bachelor party there, so seats were limited. The dancers on the small stage were…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

Atlanta 2AMer

ATLANTA - Atlanta police investigated a shooting early Saturday morning outside a club. Police were investigating on Baker Street between Courtland Street and Piedmont Avenue. Police said the report of shots fired near the Marriott Marquee hotel came at around…

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Alan Markovitz Net Worth: Information on Markovitz’s Life, Career, Personal Life

This is one of the strangest articles I've ever read. It claims to be written by Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner, but it doesn't sound like it was written by him. It doesn't sound like it…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Very Affordable

Was in Akron and made a stop here as I often do when in the area. After you walk in the bathroom is on your right. Ahead of you is a bar to…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Stopped by on a Friday night.

Stopped in to grab a bite to eat. Figured food and naked women would make for a nice break from driving. Cover was $5. Got change for a few $20’s. They didn’t charge a door…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great Club except LUNA put me in Time Out in VIP

Same drill, regulars scroll down to the regualars section below. Putting club info for new people. It's tiresome but we can't expect new people to scroll through 100 reviews all saying that everything has been…

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Dancers and escorts with kids

This is regarding strippers and escorts with kids, particularly where the woman is the breadwinner and the SO is relatively poor. Is the male SO the one who pushes for the kids in order to attempt to secure the relationship…

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is it worth wearing flashy shoes or watches

In one of Dugans threads he mentioned wearing a nice suit to the clubs. Is it worth wearing a flashy watch or sneakers to the club? You can get rolex knockoffs made by other companies for like $80.…

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TUSCL slow?

I am often seeing it get real slow in the later afternoons. Are others seeing this? Is it slow for you right now? SJG

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Escorts

What other sites besides skip the games are good

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New travel plan

TVT.tours

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Skip the games

I hate the site is there a better one to use

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Guilty of murder at Denver club

DENVER — A Denver District Court jury found a man guilty this week of attacking four people with a baseball bat, killing one of them, in the parking lot of a strip club about three years ago. Ryan Ashland, 44, attacked…

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offtopic--so far, the trees here look healthier in 2022 than in 2021

should've brought this up last year in 2021 anyone else catch the local trees in your area sporting random brown leaves for no reason? Not due to fall. I noticed it but forgot to question it. But it was everywhere here. I…

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dog, I miss the days a local SCs here advertised on the radio. LOL

does your city run radio ads for the strippies in your town or nah first time I heard their ad (years ago), I thought I imagined it then it'd come on, time to time; usually late at night. they also had the…

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curious: what's the most number of dancers you've seen at the club

you know, sometimes you see fliers online or get a text that claims: "over 30 exotic dancers!" yeah, right what's the most number of dancers at one time you've seen on the floor at the club, man

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Ohio

Curious who is actively from Ohio or close by on here

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

First visit since the change in Ownership

As others have said the ownership has changed. Emailed the Mods to name change and new web site but it still has not been updated on the board as of this writing. Had not stopped in…

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Facebook took down Australian government pages

Wow! Mark Zuckerberg is a little bitch! These millennials can't handle people saying anything they don't like. Facebook is banning governments now! What little bitches. https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-removed-australia-government-pages-parliament-debating-new-law-wsj-2022-5

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Not smoking roaches

Is not smoking roaches an under 40 thing or a stripper thing? I was never that much of a head, but I am a major cheap-ass, so this has always irked me. Every stripper I've used the term…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Never say never

I had some time to kill so I decided to stop in early Thursday afternoon. My regular wasn't working so knew it would be a crap shoot as to what I would see. The early…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Always a good time, sometimes a great time

Usually stop in to this place when driving across iowa. It’s byob and that is frustrating and annoying. But two of the girls that I’ve purchased vip dances from before were in and I decided…

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TheeOSU is so Jealous

Thank you TheeOSU I am completely flattered by your attention! You created the 49-Cowboy account to try to be me. Imitation is the highest form of flattery! However, you need to stop with the sexual harassment. You may have been…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

sinclair's Review

I went to the Mouse’s Ear on a Thursday night at about 19:00. There was a $21 cover charge. The strip club cannot sell alcohol, but it is BYOB. You can bring in beer or…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Mid morning stop by

Came in afternoon and the club was dead. Maybe 2 to 3 patrons. The girl to guy ratio was maybe 6:1 Got there and immediately went to the urinal because strip club... First thing was hitting…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Thursday night

So after hearing about this place for so long, I finally found the time to get out to Manville and check it out. Like the past reviews have said, the place is on a one-way…

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Queensland’s Push to Decriminalise Sex Work Could Leave Strippers Behind

Australia is loosening laws on sex work. This an interesting statement about strippers: "Acrucial stipulation of the state’s current law strictly forbids dancers from soliciting sex at a licensed strip club, or offering “extras” like performative masturbation, oral sex, penetrative sex,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to EB since 2020

This is my first return visit to EB since February, 2020 (1 month before COVID). Was itching to return. Arrived at the club very early (12:10pm); was the second person in the club. Setup…

Politics

I’m worried about a Russian retaliation

The Russian warship Admiral Makarov has been hit by Ukrainian Neptune missiles and is on fire. This follows the sinking a couple weeks ago of the Russian warship Moskva. The Biden administration has been bragging recently about how it is…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

It’s GREAT to be back in the club circuit! :)

LOL! The last of the review questions asked “How were the people?” If my rusted memory serves me right, I remember the question being “How were the dancers?”. With people, are we talking about performers…

Coconut Cabaret

Gainesville, Florida

Strip club in Gainesville?

Found myself in Gainesville. In a weird part of town. There aren’t many other businesses open around here while these guys are open. Only open at night. $10 cover. My Budweiser was $4. You come…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Cest la vie, old friend. I'll remember the LDK's

Ok, so I submitted a review for this joint a while ago as a first time visitor. Descriptions of the club are there, and nothing has changed. I have visited the lap dance area, so…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A Traumatic Experience

You know, some few years back HiLiter was one of the first clubs I ever visited. My ATF danced there, so did my runner up. Some of the most interesting times I’ve had in a…

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Perfect 10

There’s a magazine available that is named “Perfect 10” It would be interesting to see some of the girls because probably the most profound fact I have discovered in my many years on TUSCL is the wide variety of tastes members…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Pretty much banned from Mardi Gras 2

Mardi Gras 2- this is more of an overview of a series of visits. This is the club I spend most of the time in but this is my first review of it even though…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Hola Chicas

I dropped by in the afternoon and paid a $12 or $13 entry fee. Received a band and went in. My first visit so I scoped out the place and made my way…

Prairie Chicken Bar & Resort

Chamberlain, South Dakota

Rethinking My Life Choices

I was in town and had to check out the famous Prairie Chicken. With mixed reviews I didn't really know what to expect to find. I walked in to find to young guys sitting at…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

My experience with Kendra...

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon to check out the lineup. I walk in and there is about 10 or so girls sitting with guys, and one on stage. Pretty decent crowd and girls for…

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Cinco de Mayo!

Happy day for the beer guys... I'm stuck at my house in Arizona. A hundred miles away from the closest good strip club (that I cannot afford anymore in Las Vegas)... Besides, I've been suffering from a cold (probably bronchitis)…

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Phil Mickelson had $40 million in gambling losses

This is awesome. If I were in his shoes I would only have 20 million in losses and the other 20 spent in strip clubs. That's what John Daly would have done. Well maybe set aside 10…

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California dancers starting union.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/strippers-star-garden-unionizing

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AMA Ask My Anything

Title sez it all

Politics

Layoffs are coming

While everyone is talking about inflation, there is another important economic measure flashing severe danger. The Bureau of Labor Statistics just announced that output, what was created, dropped 2.4 percent, yet labor hours used to create those outputs increased 5.5…

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San Jose Guy

If Elon Musk was broke and homeless, you’d have San Jose Guy. If you can think of the most annoying person you know, then on top of that every single thing they say is now a lie, then triple the…

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When strip clubbing, ever feel like your in one big gay Disney movie?

Recently I got a VIP with a dancer. No extras offered but no extras asked for either. All I wanted to do was hug and hold hands for the full 30 minutes. I paid off the DJ to play Elton…

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Icees best day of the year

Oh Hispanic pride day. The one day of the year Icee can act like a complete douche and not get his ass kicked for it.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo

Official thread lulz https://youtu.be/y2cFkVfVf2Y

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

New Ownership?

This place hasn't gotten reviews in years, wonder if it is still open. Looks like the owner got busted for some typical vice things, so curious if it has changed hands? A review from a PL in the area would…

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Do you avoid dancers with SO’s and dancers who don’t offer OTC/extras?

What % of dancers and what % of PL’s do you reckon are cheating on their SO? Have you ever cheated on a SO and why? Do you avoid dancers who have SO’s, and dancers who don’t offer OTC/extras? Or…

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Icee Runs Away

What a trick bitch.

Politics

Ukraine has hit list of critics around the world it wants dead

These are the "democratic allies" you Russophobes are bending over for. http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=63066

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GIVE ME A HOUSE NO MORE INFLATION

I am broke and I need the government to fix it. I suggest having all boomers donate 20% of their savings to all millennials still living at home with their parents, like I am. Also forgive college debt,…

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OH LOOK AT ME A BROKE MILLENNIAL PLEASE GOVERNMENT SEND ME MONEY

what? I have to go to work to earn money?

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TheeOSU Needs Our Help Guys!

Tonight he has has been talking about sucking ketchup off of a toy animal's dick, Fucking a dead movie star, and Humping the livestock! He must be having a psychological breakdown. He has been making other gay comments tonight also.…