No Means No
psycho_trick
dam zaddy got all my lips smiling
fun-syzed is escorting me to the VIP.
halfway there i ask her to drag me the rest of the way (while i mock-resist).
for context this is 5'1" a buck five pulling 6'4" 300 lbs with both hands and me seriously screaming 'stop it fun-syzed, i said no, no means no, thor, help, nooo' until we disappear around the corner.
the entire crowd is dumbstruck. fun-syzed is giggling.
onlooking hoes and staff just give an amused eyeroll at the latest dg stoner antics.
your favorite goofs itc?
halfway there i ask her to drag me the rest of the way (while i mock-resist).
for context this is 5'1" a buck five pulling 6'4" 300 lbs with both hands and me seriously screaming 'stop it fun-syzed, i said no, no means no, thor, help, nooo' until we disappear around the corner.
the entire crowd is dumbstruck. fun-syzed is giggling.
onlooking hoes and staff just give an amused eyeroll at the latest dg stoner antics.
your favorite goofs itc?
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one of my pothead CFs cuddles-up to me for thc cart hits.
i pass the inhale port seductively across her lower lip 'u want some baby? ok, just the tip. good girl. gimme some slow edging boo' playing along, she's moaning staring in my eyes.
great pregame for dances.
highly recommended.
Because you're so important - more important than any toplessness going on on the main stage of course.
You really are attention starved in real life and it shows. Attention you buy from a sex worker doesn't count as it's not genuine. You poor guy(?). ☹️
u go cunt 💓
u go cunt 💓”
No, it’s not. It was very much on topic, you just didn’t like her point of view. This is not the place to come if all you want is some ass kissing for your posts.
i'd be glad to hear more humorous anecdotes.
Ironic, a joke about non-consent, while imposing non-consensual open mike night.
instead i pulled out a 50 and said 'whoever gets back to my table first gets...' *whoosh* hottie 1 is already out the door as a stunned hottie 2 makes it to her feet. 'gotta be faster than that darlin. next time'.
hottie 1's enthusiasm carried over into a couple of equally impressive audition dances.
guess i go out of my way to make each visit as fun as possible.
and i'm high as fuck anyway.
i used to do something similar, but they happily increased the degree of difficulty by reverse cowgirling the rail above my pockets.
didn't work when i tried it for some reason.
club closed tonight?
check out celebrity look-alike night at woody's (cedar rapids, ia):
https://www.xnxx.com/video-6589ya4/celeb…
(club review coming soon)
happy 4th tusclers