No Means No

psycho_trick
dam zaddy got all my lips smiling
fun-syzed is escorting me to the VIP.
halfway there i ask her to drag me the rest of the way (while i mock-resist).
for context this is 5'1" a buck five pulling 6'4" 300 lbs with both hands and me seriously screaming 'stop it fun-syzed, i said no, no means no, thor, help, nooo' until we disappear around the corner.

the entire crowd is dumbstruck. fun-syzed is giggling.
onlooking hoes and staff just give an amused eyeroll at the latest dg stoner antics.

your favorite goofs itc?




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  • Jascoi
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    2 years ago
    it is nice when a girl has a sense of humor…
  • psycho_trick
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    2 years ago
    here's one from last night.
    one of my pothead CFs cuddles-up to me for thc cart hits.
    i pass the inhale port seductively across her lower lip 'u want some baby? ok, just the tip. good girl. gimme some slow edging boo' playing along, she's moaning staring in my eyes.
    great pregame for dances.
    highly recommended.


  • BubbleYum
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    2 years ago
    I'm just so sure EVERYONE stopped and stared salivating away in envy of you at this girl struggling to do her job.

    Because you're so important - more important than any toplessness going on on the main stage of course.

    You really are attention starved in real life and it shows. Attention you buy from a sex worker doesn't count as it's not genuine. You poor guy(?). ☹️
  • BubbleYum
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    2 years ago
    Also, you like seeing girls struggle? Yikes, bro. 😬🚩
  • psycho_trick
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    2 years ago
    more off-topic trolling.

    u go cunt 💓
  • MackTruck
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    2 years ago
    I SAID NO!!!
  • doctorevil
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    2 years ago
    “more off-topic trolling.

    u go cunt 💓”

    No, it’s not. It was very much on topic, you just didn’t like her point of view. This is not the place to come if all you want is some ass kissing for your posts.
  • psycho_trick
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    2 years ago
    your favorite goofy antics in a SC is the topic.
    i'd be glad to hear more humorous anecdotes.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    2 years ago
    Keep working on your routine before you quit your day job.

    Ironic, a joke about non-consent, while imposing non-consensual open mike night.
  • psycho_trick
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    2 years ago
    me and two hot new meats are sitting in the DMZ/smoking area. they've both been targeting me for dances. i'm either going to have to take them both or choose.
    instead i pulled out a 50 and said 'whoever gets back to my table first gets...' *whoosh* hottie 1 is already out the door as a stunned hottie 2 makes it to her feet. 'gotta be faster than that darlin. next time'.
    hottie 1's enthusiasm carried over into a couple of equally impressive audition dances.

    guess i go out of my way to make each visit as fun as possible.
    and i'm high as fuck anyway.















  • Lockjaw
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    2 years ago
    I like to shoot pool with dancers. They usually are very bad, so I saddle up behind them to show them how to shoot. My erect penis bumps into their ass, signaling we are going to fuck or get lap dances after the eightball hits the pocket. If I win, they owe me a free lap dance. If they win, I commit to a VIP room. Luckily I have yet to run into a Black Widow at the billiard table.
  • psycho_trick
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    2 years ago
    good one.
    i used to do something similar, but they happily increased the degree of difficulty by reverse cowgirling the rail above my pockets.
    didn't work when i tried it for some reason.



  • Tiburon
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    2 years ago
    @heaving why not just go to a nightclub?
  • psycho_trick
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    2 years ago
    *thread intermission*

    club closed tonight?
    check out celebrity look-alike night at woody's (cedar rapids, ia):

    https://www.xnxx.com/video-6589ya4/celeb…

    (club review coming soon)

    happy 4th tusclers


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