First and probably last time trying Lace

As Lace is not that far from where I live, I'd been meaning to check it out. So last Saturday night, I headed over there around 1:00am. Parking lot was right in front, and there was a spot available. Cover was $10. When I came in there were a couple of guys getting lap dances in chairs, right out in the open, so that's how that works, but I made my way to the bar. It's a configuration that is common in a lot of clubs, there is a raised stage area with a pole, surrounded by a ground level area with the bartenders, and then stools on the outside of that. There was another stage area connected to the one inside of the bar square. When I got there, there was one very overweight stripper with saggy tits walking around collecting tips, and a veritable sea of post-partum cellulite hanging around with customers trying to get lap dances or trips to the private rooms. I got a club soda ($8), then saw that the next stripper was even bigger - I would have paid to keep her clothes on! I left and drove home before I saw something I couldn't unsee.

Only thing good was the music - DJ was spinning 'levitating' by Dua Lipa when I came in, and then did 24K Magic by Bruno Mars.