Went to a Mexican restaurant yesterday with a dancer. She was dressed to the nines, and looked fabulous.
Her: I want to try something new.
Me: They've got dishes with cactus. People in Mexico eat that a lot, but you don't find it so much in the US.
Her: Hmm, I'm not sure I'd like that. Why don't you order it, and give me a small piece.
How bad did I get dommed?
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last commentYou're playing tic tac toe, she's playing chess. Child's play for her.
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Nopalitos can be slimy depending on how it's prepared, so bold move regardless ;)
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dommed?
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Not sure I understand. But car keys and wallet dating always has breakdown modes.
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my parents made cactus in a spicy red sauce with pork. Was my favorite dish growing up
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as long as u came in/on her, i'd let it slide.
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^ And that is why it is better to side step car keys and wallet dating and just get the woman quickly to the bed room.
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“You're playing tic tac toe, she's playing chess. Child's play for her.” - subraman.
Subraman reminds me of Dick Cheney and SJG is GW when it comes to the organization. This is a perfect example of why.
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HaHaHa Waifu.
But I think you get the idea, bedroom yes, car keys and wallet date no.
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Still not clear what ilbbaicnl's meaning is with this thread.
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The car keys and wallet date is a situation when the girl can, if she wants, really screw you over.
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They weren't bad.
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“ The car keys and wallet date is a situation when the girl can, if she wants, really screw you over. “
Yes really you are so right SJG. I take a girl out and buy her dinner somewhere simple for $75 and have sec with her all night, that’s just such a horrible arrangement. Why would I ever be willing to accept such a silly arrangement.
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It's not a big deal. It's stuff girls say at dates. Or if you want the same thing they'll be like order something else and let's share. It's normal.
Did you like the nopales?
They're not bad grilled with jalapeños and served with grilled meat. Or with scrambled eggs. You can also add them to Chile colorado
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^^ listen to speedy Gonzales here, he knows his frijoles, too.
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If getting your balls stepped on with stilleto heels whilst chained up is the top of the scale at 10, then ordering cactus for yourself just so she could have a bite is roughly a 2 on the dommed scale. It goes to a 3 if the cactus sucks and she makes you eat it all anyway.
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@ilbbaicnl
You wrote and I quote:
“She was dressed to the nines, and looked fabulous.”
Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.
:D
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Maye72 no need for racism
Shailynn. You can try understanding sjg instead of trolling him. Key car and wallet dating violates the rule of see want get. You're wasting money on dates. Instead you can show generosity and get her off script then pump loads into her all night. See want get be generous and fuck Toda la noche. Duh
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^ Frenulum
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You don't have strict rules when dating a person when going to restaurants? The key is boundaries. either they give me something of theirs that I may enjoy OR they get nothing at all. Food is serious business.
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what is a "car keys and wallet date"?
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This entire string went over my head…
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Car key and wallet dating is when you spend money on a date. Sjg believes the best alternative is to be generous and just hand her money instead. So she can pay her bills.. She will then let her guard down and let you pump loads into her all night.
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^ consider yourself lucky
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Car keys and wallet dating is just showing off, and it is wasteful. You can never totally get away from it, but still best to minimize it where possible.
Usually with a girl coming from a strip club, besides ITC, you can usually get her into the bedroom with out having to have car keys and wallet dates.
SJG
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^ you’re just jealous because you don’t own a car or a wallet. You have a huffy bike and a zip lock bag to put all your nickels and dimes all mg with your identification paper that you designed using cardboard paper and crayons during craft time at the library.
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Don't every date you do with a girl you have to spend money in some form of fashion? Or her if you guys feel that way. What's with the fancy title if all you're doing is just a regular ass date?
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@icee oh....that's a redundant title. And that's how she feels why not just call it paying for sex? You take away the dinner and expect sex then it's just p4p at that point.
@she so you just said fuck building a somewhat connection take my money and spread those legs? You sir are a doggy dog huh?🤔
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Shailynn. You're a necrophiliac lulz. I carry money in a ziploc or side bag coz it won't fit in my wallet lulz
Estafafor.... in sjgs world its not paying for sex. When you're generous by giving her money it shows her you're real and she then has sex with you. It's her desire to give you what sjg calls a girlfriend audition.
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Icee, women like guys who are willing and able to support them.
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Sjg yeah hookers like being paid.
In civvie relationships money isn't a big deal
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Most civvie relationships are far more about money, its just handled more covertly.
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No. Maybe for you but that's far from a universal experience. Relationships are about getting to know each other and sharing. Having experiences. Making memories.
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