Best pants / fabric for comfort for both the customer and the stripper

By my count this is thread number 841 on what pants to wear at a strip club. I suppose the other 840 threads didn't have the info you wanted? Joking. Oh well you will definitely get plenty of advice/opinions.

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There should be a way to tag the old threads to make them more searchable. If I can find the suggestion thread I'll put that there lol.

How many of those threads can be applicable to today?

Black polyblend cargo shorts from Costco work best for me. The fabric is smooth for LDs, and when worn commando provide tremendous friction sensation from grinding, and easy access for HJs. I almost never Have LDK moments anymore ITC, but if it happens, the black fabric hides the evidence well during the walk of shame. Happy shopping!

I like golf pants from dicks sporting goods. They Can straight stick shifting in those

Estafador said "How many of those threads can be applicable to today?"

You'll find out moments after you do a search for them.

For like the fortieth time... Haggar Cool 18's, inexpensive, comfy, launder fine in the machine and the chicks dig them.

I prefer to do the no pants dance.

Prettty sure most clubs won't let you in that way Shai.

I wear a kilt

A kilt would definitely be the way to go. Also, I like Papi’s strategy of wearing pajama pants.

'Prettty sure most clubs won't let you in that way Shai.'

He waits to take his pants off after he enters.

^ sometimes I come in without them. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn’t

Lol

@Call.Me.Ishmael. I did. After the second page, I gave up. Lots of bad choices or ones that don't apply in my area.

whoops, should have also mentioned I'm 6'5". @Longball300 I looked into haggers, unfortunately they don't go past lenght 34" it seams. Super bummer.

And NY doesn't allow shorts in any club.

Does this really need to be this complicated? Go shopping for pants in your size that are allowed in your club of choice.

Smoother fabric is better than coarser fabric (for both of you).

Thinner fabric is better than thicker fabric (mostly for you).

That's pretty much it.

You gotta be careful with recommendations, companies are always replacing their materials/suppliers with cheaper alternatives and and tacking on the same branding. This has happened to me with Lees and Haggars.

I’ve never worn shorts into a strip club.

@CMI: I mostly agree with you. One more line to add.

“Darker fabric is better than lighter fabric (mostly for you).”

Of all the things I've put thought into with respect to strip clubbing, what pants to wear has to rank at or near the bottom. I've never once chosen apparel specifically for the purpose of strip clubbing, even on occasions when I've left my home with the intent to visit a strip club and then return back home. I wear what I want to wear to be comfortable. Sometimes its Khaki shorts or pants. Sometimes its dress pants. Sometimes its board shorts or their hybrid fishing shorts cousins. Sometimes its [ghasp] jeans. Color can go either way too. I've worn dark and wound up with snail trails or obvious glitter, or light and wound up with bronzer or fake tanning shit on them.

Of all the various types of pants I've worn, I've noticed next to no correlation with my satisfaction nor that of the dancers.

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PGA tour shorts or pants. Lightweight, soft, quick drying and cheap. Look good on everyone. Shorts have plenty of legroom for activities Walmart has a knock off version as well, but not as soft, for about 1/2 price. I call them throw aways just in case of a little mess

These. I haven’t yet run across a dancer who’s down to give me a dance in these but I’ll let you know how it goes when I do. Just gotta find that unicorn…

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Isn't the common answer to this question rain weather golf pants?

There's also fireman's pants with suspenders (can probably get away with this on Halloween).

@CMI I dunno man. Part of the experience is making sure the female can fake the funk as least as possible. make it easy for her to do her job so she can more willing to do it. Also I'm a tall MFer so I can't just go to the store and buy any old pair of chinos or whatever.

@OP: You mention chinos, so I assume you're trending away from the shorts and golf pants options. In your chino category, check out AG brand cotton pants, they're expensive but you'll find them on sale on Nordstrom Rack website and other internet retailers. Super comfortable, kinda business casual, and the dancers will thank you.

These guys with the balls to walk into a club with gym shorts. I still haven’t done it, but perfect world id like to. I just don’t feel like having to change after I get rejected at the door

Muddy - Just know your clubs. 99.9% of the time I have gone with shorts and commando. I have only been refused admittance once in all my years and that was for wearing sweat pants on a cold winter night at Thee Whiskey Tavern in Columbia SC. Glad I did.

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I’ve gone to the Playhouse (Burlington Hand Factory) a couple times in basketball/workout shorts after being persuaded to by one of the dancers. I felt like a loser but lots of other PLs there wear them. It does facilitate the efficient service there. Feels real pervy walking in and out of the club like that.

I dont know where any of these shorts allowing clubs are. But I probably get turned off by the excessive hairy legs walking around. Cant do that in NYS.

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The ones I talked about in my thread. I'd seriously recommend them.