I understand that denim jeans are exactly the most comforting to the skin for the ladies yeah sometimes wearing suit pants is not my first choice when going to the strip club. Removing experience on a timing on what type of pants or fabric works best that may be comfortable for both the stripper and the customer? I'm all about making sure everyone's comfortable at the end of the day to the best of my abilities.
It will probably be hard for me to find the perfect pair anyways considering my long dancer's legs but I'm willing to try (or make my own).
By my count this is thread number 841 on what pants to wear at a strip club.
I suppose the other 840 threads didn't have the info you wanted?
Joking.
Oh well you will definitely get plenty of advice/opinions.
Black polyblend cargo shorts from Costco work best for me. The fabric is smooth for LDs, and when worn commando provide tremendous friction sensation from grinding, and easy access for HJs. I almost never Have LDK moments anymore ITC, but if it happens, the black fabric hides the evidence well during the walk of shame. Happy shopping!
You gotta be careful with recommendations, companies are always replacing their materials/suppliers with cheaper alternatives and and tacking on the same branding. This has happened to me with Lees and Haggars.
Of all the things I've put thought into with respect to strip clubbing, what pants to wear has to rank at or near the bottom. I've never once chosen apparel specifically for the purpose of strip clubbing, even on occasions when I've left my home with the intent to visit a strip club and then return back home. I wear what I want to wear to be comfortable. Sometimes its Khaki shorts or pants. Sometimes its dress pants. Sometimes its board shorts or their hybrid fishing shorts cousins. Sometimes its [ghasp] jeans. Color can go either way too. I've worn dark and wound up with snail trails or obvious glitter, or light and wound up with bronzer or fake tanning shit on them.
Of all the various types of pants I've worn, I've noticed next to no correlation with my satisfaction nor that of the dancers.
@Dolfan as an LDKer, pants make a huge difference. It boils down to what Ishmael said - the softer and thinner the material between my boner and her rubbing body, the better it feels.
Also my experience is that strippers want soft material and also, more importantly, dryness. They don't wanna feel any wetness. WHATSOEVER. They always like my aforementioned pants and often point this out during introductions.
PGA tour shorts or pants. Lightweight, soft, quick drying and cheap. Look good on everyone. Shorts have plenty of legroom for activities
Walmart has a knock off version as well, but not as soft, for about 1/2 price. I call them throw aways just in case of a little mess
These. I haven’t yet run across a dancer who’s down to give me a dance in these but I’ll let you know how it goes when I do. Just gotta find that unicorn…
@CMI I dunno man. Part of the experience is making sure the female can fake the funk as least as possible. make it easy for her to do her job so she can more willing to do it.
Also I'm a tall MFer so I can't just go to the store and buy any old pair of chinos or whatever.
@OP: You mention chinos, so I assume you're trending away from the shorts and golf pants options. In your chino category, check out AG brand cotton pants, they're expensive but you'll find them on sale on Nordstrom Rack website and other internet retailers. Super comfortable, kinda business casual, and the dancers will thank you.
These guys with the balls to walk into a club with gym shorts. I still haven’t done it, but perfect world id like to. I just don’t feel like having to change after I get rejected at the door
Muddy - Just know your clubs. 99.9% of the time I have gone with shorts and commando. I have only been refused admittance once in all my years and that was for wearing sweat pants on a cold winter night at Thee Whiskey Tavern in Columbia SC. Glad I did.
I’ve gone to the Playhouse (Burlington Hand Factory) a couple times in basketball/workout shorts after being persuaded to by one of the dancers. I felt like a loser but lots of other PLs there wear them. It does facilitate the efficient service there.
Feels real pervy walking in and out of the club like that.
I dont know where any of these shorts allowing clubs are. But I probably get turned off by the excessive hairy legs walking around. Cant do that in NYS.
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I suppose the other 840 threads didn't have the info you wanted?
Joking.
Oh well you will definitely get plenty of advice/opinions.
You'll find out moments after you do a search for them.
He waits to take his pants off after he enters.
Lol
@Longball300 I looked into haggers, unfortunately they don't go past lenght 34" it seams. Super bummer.
And NY doesn't allow shorts in any club.
Smoother fabric is better than coarser fabric (for both of you).
Thinner fabric is better than thicker fabric (mostly for you).
That's pretty much it.
I’ve never worn shorts into a strip club.
“Darker fabric is better than lighter fabric (mostly for you).”
https://www.footjoy.com/men/golf-apparel…
Of all the various types of pants I've worn, I've noticed next to no correlation with my satisfaction nor that of the dancers.
Also my experience is that strippers want soft material and also, more importantly, dryness. They don't wanna feel any wetness. WHATSOEVER. They always like my aforementioned pants and often point this out during introductions.
PGA tour shorts or pants. Lightweight, soft, quick drying and cheap. Look good on everyone. Shorts have plenty of legroom for activities
Walmart has a knock off version as well, but not as soft, for about 1/2 price. I call them throw aways just in case of a little mess
https://www.filson.com/pants/mackinaw-bi…
Also I'm a tall MFer so I can't just go to the store and buy any old pair of chinos or whatever.
https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=317020
Feels real pervy walking in and out of the club like that.
The ones I talked about in my thread. I'd seriously recommend them.