When in Santiago de Chile…Café con piernas

6/24/2022 1:04:28 PM

So was Santiago de Chile for 2 weeks on businesses trip. Working and dinner as a team. So rarely had time alone. I did make time for coffee shops. Read that strip clubs in Santiago are stupid expensive. Trusted the source and never made it out to one. Drove by a couple that opened early, but most opened later at night and i needed to be ‘responsible’ cuz of early mornings, driving, etc…BUT i did go to the famous ‘Cafe con piernas’ (Coffee with legs).

Works like this:
Say ‘hola’ to the girl you want. Order your coffee (2,000 CLP) about $2.50 usd. Girl will ask if you want her company. If yes, she will order her drink and you two chat (i did not go to these) or she will give you one hell of a lap dance for (2,000 or 4,000 CLP; $2.50 or $5 USD) depending on establishment (more to come on types a bit below).
Note: the lap dances are SHORT. Like 2 minutes. Maybe 3. You pay at the end. Keep count! They go quick. All of the gals i tried always asked: “¿una mas?” (One more?) Or “¿seguimos?” (Continue?)

There are 3 ‘kinds’ of these shops:
1. Clear window; all are welcome. Because it is winter in Southern Hemisphere, women that worked here were wearing yoga pants, tight, i mean tight pants or dresses. Some with ample boobies on display. Others more conservative. But most of these types coffee shops are eye candy only. Some mentioned that some girls are available for take out. Didn’t try, maybe next time. During summer months, short dresses are the fashion.
2. Black windows, thumping music, heavy dark curtain separating front door & the talent. These follow same protocol. Pick your girl, order coffee or soda. She will ask if you want her company, meaning a lapper. Or i guess you can talk. There is a private room (broom closet) for a more intimate look at her goodies. But no sex. This is a ‘baile privado’ (private dance).
3. Same black windows and all from #2, but boom boom is allowed. Keep in mind, prostitution is legal. But a brothel is not. Meaning girls are ‘independent contractors’. They flirt with this line at cafe con piernas. The private room is a tiny ass room with a little duvet couch or chair. They are rushed, wham-bam sessions with the chica of choice. NOT for the shy. All that separates you is curtain and music.

On my trip I met the most beautiful 20 year old Venezuelan with the most amazing body. She was in a #2 type of establishment. She asked for 50,000 CLP ($60) for private dance but no sex. So i only got 5 dances from her. Since i speak Spanish, we had a blast. She was stick shifting fast n furious, enticing for the private dance.

One of the few #3 type, i went in. Said hi to a curly hair mami from Colombia. All natural, curves. Did 2 dances, but saw from corner of eye (these places are very small) a thin, beauty with amazing eyes. So i cut her loose to chase the other one. Did 2 songs and she was the one! Loved her eyes, face and all natural body. She was stick shifting. Turned to face me, asked if she can kiss me, DFK. She unzipped to get a more accurate measurement. Then said she is pretty confident she can deepthoat it. CHECK PLEASE! 40,000 CLP ($45 usd). On to the closet!
So moral to story…(3) types of café con piernas. I asked before hand about private room activities, cost of coffee, dances, etc. at one of these places a 8 said each dance was 3k ($4USD) but a minimum of 3, with no private room, i moved on.
Even within the same types, there are differences. Example: one type 3 has (6) girls, ALL 8+. Here they charged 2,000CLP for my drink. 4,000 per dance. The Colombiana i banged asked for 60k ($75). While at another type 3, 4 milfs greeted me as soon as i open door. The best one past her prime at a 5. Im sure prices there were cheaper.

Locations: basically around La moneda building. Seems like they have coffee chains: Cafe Haiti, Bombay were type 1. Cafe Gazu were either type 2 or 3. Cafe California, Divas, caliente (i think) were type 3 but ranged in talent.

Next time im in Santiago, i will have to check out the strip club scene

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Jascoi

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2 years ago

Thank you Mr. greenbeans for the lesson! (i still have a LOT to learn.)

besmitty

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2 years ago

Cant wait to meet ya out in one of these latin countries!

JAprufrock

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2 years ago

Thanks, Greanbeans. Reminds me of a line from "There's Something About Mary" -- "Nobody goes to Santiago, Chile two times in a year." Sounds like you might.

Amazing how easy it is to get laid just about anywhere in the world except here.

Cristobal

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2 years ago

Hermano, you are a true TUSCL Hall of Famer.

I looked up the subject of Cafes De Piernas and @greanbeans' info is the best info not only for mongering but in general.

Question hermano, how would you tell the difference between café 2 and 3?

Cristobal

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2 years ago

@japrufrock wrote "Amazing how easy it is to get laid just about anywhere in the world except here."

Because the rest of world has a healthy view of sex and not the controlling, conservative view of América.

Though it can be a challenge, even lame ass dudes like me can get laid, so there is hope.

Greanbeans

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2 years ago

@Cristobal i was able to tell just by talking to the chicas. Ie Cafe Gazu has several locations. I went into one, tinted glass, heavy black curtain, reggaeton playing. Had about (6) chicas, all 7+. Talked with one of the girls to ask info. She informed me “no private room sex. Private room id where she gets naked and dances for you and on you”.

3 blocks down, same chain, ‘Cafe Gazu’, similar look, sound. Asked one of the girls for info, specially ’privados’. She said we could do whatever we want in 15 minutes. So i asked specifically about oral…yes…sex…yes… anal…not me but someone might.
So bottom line, talk about from onset.

Also keep in mind that within the similar tiers, there were differences in $ and eye candy. Just remember to talk about it with chica of your choice.