Set your expectations low

I decided to check this place out after a long drive and have a beer or two. Relatively big parking lot and the building shares venues with JBs gallery of girls which I’m told is topless some night, but not open on Sunday.

I walk in through the metal detector which beeps and I don’t even get searched or asked to empty my pockets which has a desk directly in front of it with a guy collecting the $5 cover. I’m not sure if it was him or the dingy carpet in this place but there’s a strong smell of sweat as you walk in. There’s a pool table to the left of the desk and a small bar on the far side wall with the stage in the center of the room. Which you can sit at so that’s a plus.

Service at the bar could’ve been a lot better. $5.50 for a corona and every time I got a beer I had to wait at least 5 minutes and the place isn’t even busy. Probably 8 girls working here tonight, most of them in the 5-6 range, but friendly. This place is listed as a pastie bar, but none of the girls went down to pasties while on stage.

A couple girls asked me for a dance which I obliged. $40 per song here which is insane for a run down, low end bikini that doesn’t have great talent. The dances were nothing special either, topless and not a lot of touching. No vip, no extras either.

Maybe it’s different on other nights or I’m just spoiled by places up north. It seems like more of a place to get drunk with your friends than a strip club. I probably won’t be coming back.