REAL LAS VEGAS ADVICE THREAD

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• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  You know that red car that is always parked at the edge of the casino parking lot? Is that a Chevy? What year? Who owns it? It's not yours is it? Is it paid off/clear title? Where'd those rims come from? Are they 24s? Why are fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror? Won't that sombrero on the dash fade from the sunlight?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Anyone other than a middle aged disabled troll in the midwest?
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Sorry homie, I just axed questions I didn't axe for advice so maybe yu can advise me on where I can buy those fuzzy rear view mirror dice and what to expect to pay for a pair?
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  Why would anyone take advice from a simpering little bitch and pathological liar?
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  It’s been about 15 years since I was in Las Vegas but then you’d walk down the street and people would pass out these baseball cards with pictures and a number of an escort Icee, are the girls as attractive as the photos? Are the safe? Is it legit?
• Warrior15

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  2 years ago

  I do miss the Olympic Garden.
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  ^ I agree.
• shadowcat

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  2 years ago

  I miss The Follies Bergere [view link]
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Motorhead. They still hand those out. I don't think it's anymore of a scam than casinos lulz. You pay a booking fee. Then pay for her escort services upfront. Then you can negotiate whatever you want. I saw one of the agencies in a strip mall once. It was all Russians. I don't think it's safe. You have no idea who is with her. And since so much money is paid up front it opens a lot up to them taking money and leaving. You have no recourse if that happens and she has her "driver" waiting outside. I think most prostitution in Vegas is a scam. The Olympic Garden should have closed sooner. The club was way last it's prime. By the time it closed it was a drug den with old hardened hoes. Shadowcat. The days of vegas showgirls are gone. Now all you have js girls in showgirl costumes taking tips for pics. However some of them are hookers.
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  Of course Icee always starting a fight didn't like OG. If we hated OPG Icey the little cuck bitch would love it. What a little fag.
• Mate27

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  2 years ago

  If you have time and money to piss away, Vegas can still be entertaining. I, for one, will be waiting a few years before making my return.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Vegas can be a lot of fun without spending much. The thing is when you spend a lot in Vegas it's usually coz you're getting fleeced not coz you're paying for something worth it.
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  Last time in Vegas was for the super bowl in 2019. Go Pats and the under. No plans to return. Vegas used to be my favorite place to go on vacation. Used to go 2-3 times a year. Not the same any monger and not in a good way.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Vegas has definitely gone downhill compared to what it used to be. It's a whole different vibe. It feels depressing when you think of it as a 24 hour town and little things like 24 hr restaurants and bars are hard to find. Grocery stores close early. It feels dead a lot of times. Weekends can feel busier but I've seen the strip dead at 1 am on a Saturday night. I guess it depends on what you want in Vegas. Like any place it's about what you make of it to a degree.
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  So where is the Vegas advice? SJG Kelly-Ann Madox [view link]
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  dougee is sort of like you creep, all talk but nothing to back it up.
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  ^ TheeOsu can't sit down when he gets like this, asshole sewn shut. SJG
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Like I said, all talk but can't back it up.
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  That's right!
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  There's advice... people have to ask what they want advice on. Otherwise it's just icees guide to Vegas.
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Hey dougee, advise me on where to buy those fuzzy hanging rear view mirror dice like that red chevy in the casino parking lot has and what to expect to pay for a pair?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Any real questions about vegas are welcome
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Lol WTF? That's a real question! Just admit you aren't the vegas pro you claim to be, you don't know the answer, you probably stole your hanging dice! I bet the creep knows more about vegas than you do iceyfauxy!
• Fish Of The Day

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  2 years ago

  OK so here's an affordable way to enjoy Vegas scam free. Get your appetite first by choosing a strip club from [view link] - Guaranteed you will avoid the tourist traps this way. THEN make your way to Talk of the Town. This is an all nude, hole in the wall close to the old OG spot on Las Vegas Blvd (now Peppermint Hippo). The website I mentioned does not deal with this place. Pay your $15 to get in and for about $200-300 YMMV you will leave very happy. This place is a dump, in a good way. I am not saying you will get "sex" but you will be glad you came. See what I did there?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Talk of the town I'd a clip joint. It's a rip off. Most of the girls actually are robs. They have a scam where the girl promises more and more if you pay more. Then when a guy tries to touch or whatever she gets louder and moans. That's a signal for yhe bouncer to come in. She then asks for money yo get him to leave. Then your time is up.
• Fish Of The Day

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  2 years ago

  Really? that's not my experience there at all. Been three times... also I read recent reviews on this site and they seemed to have a similar experience to mine. They do have new girls working there. So maybe some brand new ones think that guys will just keep giving them money for nothing. I never take a girl who just started stripping to the been bag room. Reality has not caught up with them. Plus girls are legally independent contractors in Las Vegas. Clubs have paid out many millions of dollars in judgements. So they are unlikely to tell girls what to do. Of course the clubs all say that prostitution is illegal. But after that the girls are on there own. If what your saying is true this place would not last. There really would be no reason to go here at all.
• Fish Of The Day

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  2 years ago

  their* for you perfectionists
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Fish of the day. You're just on here advertising a service that no one needs. If anyone in Vegas wants a deal on clubs they just go to their websites and get the text or email they need. No need for a middle man. So you're saying that tott is an illicit brothel? 🤡 Clubs last a long time by not fucking up legally. Talk of the town has always had a reputation for ripping people off.
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  ^ Some of those concierge services make real money, and get you into venues you can’t get admission to very easily, Pit Bull owns one here in Miami and they do real well, I’m sure there’s a few in Vegas and LA that can hook you up if you’re an out of towner.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  You can easily do the work yourself. Dave money and get better deals with the club just by contacting a host directly. It's what these services do. Then upcharge you for everything. As far as strip clubs go. I have yet to see one that's hard to get into or that you need a concierge service for. One thing I would recommend are pub crawls or strip club crawls. Those services can be fun and save you when you're a tourist
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  ^ no you can’t, you’re just talking out of your ass now, I’m an investor in one of these services, we have connections all over the place, you can’t get anyone into a sold out hotspot
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  ' you’re just talking out of your ass now,' Now? Only now? 25 you know iceydougee is always talking out of his ass, that's all he does!
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  BTW iceydougee, admit admit you aren't the vegas pro you claim to be, you don't know the answer about buying those fuzzy rear view mirror dice, you probably stole your hanging dice iceyfauxy!
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  That's right admit it twice to partly make up for all your denials lulz
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  If a spot is really sold out or past capacity you won't get in. But they just use that as a marketing gimmick to create a sense of exclusivity. Even greasing a bouncers hand is cheaper than paying a middle man. Dealing with a host yourself in advance saves you a lot of money. 20fag go advertise your business elsewhere.
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  You’re an asshole, always making up shit and pulling it straight from your ass, it’s not worth talking to you
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  I'm not making shit up. Have you ever made reservations for a club?? You go to their site and get un touch with a host. Or if they have package options available just buy a vip package online. Almost always at a discount. Show your confirmation text or email when there. It's really easy.
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  Sure it real easy to get into the clubs you go to, dumps and dives that were popular ten years ago , but you’d never get into any of the A venues, you’re trash and no one with any class would be seen with a loser like you.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  I've never not gotten into a club. No matter what I wore or who I was with. Lulz If a venue gets crowded and has lines just get your tickets online in advance for a discount. I've gotten $20 tickets when people were being charged $150 at the door. You just have to think a little. And the women you pay to see love me lulz
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  ^ What women do I pay to see, you're a frenulum. LULZ
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  The strippers you pay to be with you at the club. The sugar babies old enough to be your grandkids you pay
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  ^ too bad you're a jealous broke little bitch, frenulum LULZ
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Hey iceydougee I recall reading something you posted years ago when you went to a brothel in Nevada and paid, no actually way overpaid some ugly hooker so you could fuck her. Did she love you too? Or did you love her which might explain why you overpaid? Lulz
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  I've never been to a brothel. Don't recommend them.
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Bullshit! You were when you posted as dougster. Reality is it's possible you lied then just like you lie about everything now. As your buddy algore would say, a leopard can't change his 'stripes' lulzzzz
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  I'm not dougster. Go troll elsewhere
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Yeah yeah we know, you're not dougee anymore now you're iceydougee lulz
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  So iceydougee what's the deal with those fuzzy rear view mirror dice anyway?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  And your retarded troll ass is blocked
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  LULZ!!!! Blocked like last time when I wasn't really blocked even though you said I was? Ya know I know we still homiez lulz
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  *** SLAMDUNKED THAT FAGGOT ICEYDOUGEE *** LULZ!!!!
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  You can't block me ima go block you first lulz
• Fish Of The Day

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  2 years ago

  2Icee go ahead call the clubs. they have girls on the phones and at the cashiers up-selling you if you try to get in free. You think that limo is going to pick you up after you tell them you want everything free? It might, but you're not a priority. If they do not service that website's request they will send guys to another club that will. That site has more leverage than the average degen that wants to get picked up and get in free. That site I mentioned charges 0 and offers 2 clubs at the moment that are no cover and no drink minimum. Their's you club crawl. There's another 2 clubs on there that only ask for a two drink minimum. $0 paid on the site. You're misjudging this. BTE, I never got clipped at ToTT. Then again I'm fit so maybe they really liked me for me... hahahahah yeah right.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Go pay for an ad somewhere instead of spamming this site with ads for a service thatvjust scams people
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Ask any vegas advice here....
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Hey iceydougee I have a few questions but you're too big of a fraud to answer them! You know that red car that is always parked at the edge of the casino parking lot? Is that a Chevy? Is it pronounced chevy or cheby? What year? Who owns it? It's not yours is it? Is it paid off/clear title? Where'd those rims come from? Are they 24s? Why are fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror? Won't that sombrero on the dash fade from the sunlight?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Theosu s troll as ignored. If you want legit advice ask
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  You might not want to answer because you're a fraud but I know you're still reading my posts cause we still homiez lulz!
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Bump
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  More free advice from TUSCLs most ignored member, I bet it's worth every penny.
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  Hey iceydougee I have a few questions that i already asked but you're too big of a fraud to answer them even though I know you're reading them. You know that red car that is always parked at the edge of the casino parking lot? Is that a Chevy? Is it pronounced chevy or cheby? What year? Who owns it? It's not yours is it? Is it paid off/clear title? Where'd those rims come from? Are they 24s? Why are fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror? Won't that sombrero on the dash fade from the sunlight? Lulz
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Advice for tourists. Vegas clubs are definitely going through a downturn right now. If you visit Vegas don't do it for the clubs. Remember. Many of the girls working the strip are strippers who can't make enough at the club. Paying to fuck is cheaper yhan its or otc with them.
• rickmacrodong

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  2 years ago

  Icee have you visited other parts lf the us. Is Vegas your favorite? Vegas, ny do seem to be some of my favorites. You said paying to fuck is cheaper than ITS or otc with them. I don’t understand. What is ITS? And how is paying to fuck any different or cheaper than OTC which is the same thing basically?
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Cacaplop go troll elsewhere