Quick visit with Pandora's Energizer Bunny

Obligatory club info: this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to clean it up. The restroom is definitely improved (it's in the back of the club to the left, you have to walk through a half-wall labyrinth next to the Lad Dance Area (LDA) to get to it). Don't expect super nice ambience anyway. Admission is typically $16 day/$20 night ($10 happy hour, I think 5-7pm? correct me if I'm wrong). They have two smallish stages, but normally only use one. Girls do one or two songs on stage. Hardly anyone is there for the stage shows. Most guys come for private dances. There are a couple of private dance areas now. One (LDA) is regular high back chairs in the back of the club, more or less in the open (though reasonable degree of privacy is possible). But now they also have private "VIP rooms" (booths) with curtains that provide more privacy. If you want to use a VIP room it's not per dance but timed 15min/30min/1hr. You pay "rent" to the club and pre-agreed amount to the girl. Club fee is $50/15 minutes and up from there ($30 for 15 minutes during happy hour, 5pm-7pm I believe). Girls charge whatever they want depending on what kind of dances they do. Crazy ones want $500/15 minutes. Reasonable ones $150/15 minutes. Anything in-between, and possibly (rarely?) above and below those amounts. Pro Tip: you don't *have to* buy a VIP room for anything. Many girls will do *any* kind of dance in LDA. Some will *insist* on VIP though. It all depends on the girl. No alcohol in the club (per WA state law I believe), sodas about $5. Quantity and quality of dancers varies greatly. Quality of dances and mileage varies greatly as well. Dances in LDA are typically $40/dance or 3/$100. Possible to get $30/dance. At least one (Entice) will do $20/dance but only for the first dance while she's trying to upsell you to VIP (but still a good dance). Mileage is *typically* better during the day, but dancer quality and quantity is *typically* better at night. They do have their own parking lot, with parking being plentiful during the day and scarce only Friday/Saturday nights.

I've been in a few times during the last month, though I'll mostly mention my last visit in this review. Stopped by Friday around noon, paid my admission to the cashier, got my delicious watered down soda, sat by the front stage. Was happy to see that Stella, my favorite Energizer Bunny, was dancing. She's a cute athletic spinner blonde with natural Cs. I've danced with her a couple of times and she never disappoints. She has the best lap dance technique I've encountered in a while. She also has crazy stamina. She looks athletic and she certainly dances according to her looks (but *not* overly hard almost squashing you as some misguided newbies do). I had to hit the restroom for a sec, which was fine since they were announcing Monse on stage. Monse is a nice Latina MILF (except I wouldn't) that many Pandora regulars absolutely love, but unfortunately her looks do absolutely nothing for me so I never had the pleasure of her company. Back from the restroom, they announce 2-song "stage maintenance" break during which nobody maintains the stage of course. They simply didn't have enough dancers to keep it going that morning I guess. Seemed like they had only a couple girls working (slimmer pickings than usual, though they are usually not they great during the day).

Fortunately Stella wasn't busy yet. I made eye contact, she came over and sat on my lap. Quick chit-chat followed by "would you like a dance" (which I don't mind at all, not there to socialize so quick sell doesn't offend my delicate sensitivities). Why yes I would, I was actually hoping to get some of that Energizer Bunny action from her. We go back to the LDA and she tells me we start on the next song (nice) without me having to make sure. She sits on my lap again and we chat a bit. She's not the world's best conversations (Ava is in that club, for me anyway), but she's friendly and pleasant and not awkward. Next song starts and we are in action. As I mentioned her technique is just right for me, and she typically spends one song turned away and another turned towards you with both positions equally effective and enjoyable, with my hands pretty unrestricted. She charges 3/$100 or 1/$40. I never tried negotiating with her, and honestly her non-stop grind is so great IMHO that I don't have the nerve to. She always complains about being cold before we start to dance, but she's thoroughly warm having gotten a good legs and glutes workout by the time we are done. Not sure how she manages not to sweat given the amount of energy she puts into the dance. If you don't enjoy that, you are probably dead. That particular day we went for 4 songs and I paid the lady $140 when we were done. She never tries to upsell to the VIP and I don't see the need with her. I danced with her three times so far and gotten great consistent dances every time. Left the club much more relaxed with a smile on my face. She says she works every day except Tuesday and Thursday if you want to catch her.