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Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got there around 12:30 am. They...

Got there around 12:30 am. They won't let you sit on a couch unless you buy $200 worth of booze. They decide where you get to sit. OK now that I got that off my…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Not a bad experience overall. This...

Not a bad experience overall. This was my second visit to this club. As other reviews have noted, it's extremely small inside. It was packed when I was there (basketball on tv I guess is…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I normally stop by during the...

I normally stop by during the day or early evening, this time I went very late (for me) at 11:30PM. I sat down at the stage and immediately the very pretty and busty Natalia came…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

I should probably say this was...

I should probably say this was my first time going to a strip club. The bouncer's were a little bit iffy going in (they wouldn't let me take my keys in with me for some…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wow! This is the ultra mileage...

Wow! This is the ultra mileage joint now. OK, I've only visited once, and only had dances from one girl, V___, but Wow! Decor is OK; restroom was clean; service OK. Dancers that I saw on stage…

Dreams Club

Wilmington, California

Well, after a longish day on...

Well, after a longish day on the road in my job, I found myself in for the night at my company's terminal in Wilmington. So, after disconnecting the trailer, i drove over to the burger…

The Tip Top Club and Bar

Eureka, California

Things have changed at this club...

Things have changed at this club in the last couple of months. In a word BEER! And wine and champagne. No hard stuff though. The Tip Top is a place I visit…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went on a friday evening with...

Went on a friday evening with some friends. There is a parking in front of the club. When you enter you arrive in a sex shop and the club is at the back. there is a cover…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

I was looking for a good...

I was looking for a good place to relax, and enjoy the evening. Traffic Light certainly delivered. It's a great place to chill. I went on a Wednesday, got there, sat at the bar, the…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

I stopped in here because the...

I stopped in here because the club in Austin just down the road wasn't open when it should have been. So, disappointed, I stopped here rather than head home empty handed. Well..this club is…

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

This is an 18 and over...

This is an 18 and over club. So right off the bat, it loses points for a lack of drinks. The only thing available is overpriced Coke products ($4 for about 1/2 a 12 oz…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to CCR in a couple years. They took what used to be the pool table area and enclosed that to create a smoking area and bar as VA law…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

I try to get to bazz...

I try to get to bazz at least once or twice a month esp since they are one of the largest clubs around and not just a hole in the wall. They have like 4…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

Ladies,Gents,fellow hobbyists,mongers and of course uncle...

Ladies,Gents,fellow hobbyists,mongers and of course uncle Leo!Lol after reading great reviews about this place i decided to take the plunge and go for it.The place is a bit hard to find but with a reliable…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

It was a nice club ....

It was a nice club . I went there during the afternoon and there was only one dancer . most dancers come after 7 pm . most dancers have tatoos , not that thats a…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Made the two hour trip to...

Made the two hour trip to Detroit on business and decided to hit this club as it has been a favorite and don't understand the lack of business there but........ I gave the car to…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

I'm a dancer and this is...

I'm a dancer and this is an interesting club for a few reasons. Interiorly it definitely plays on the ancient civilization theme, everything is Egyptian! I danced here last summer and got used to the…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Not the biggest fan of juice...

Not the biggest fan of juice bars. I like to have a coupled drinks with my boobs. This place serves sodas at 5 bucks each with 1 mandatory. Was flooded by Sandy and still has a…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I went to this club a...

I went to this club a couple weeks ago on Saturday night around 11. The parking wasn't very good but that is only because it is a popular club. The music was too loud since…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

I went a few weeks ago...

I went a few weeks ago on Saturday night around 11. There was plenty of parking. Also it is in a decent part of Lexington. The entry fee was twelve dollars which is pricey however…

Edge

Grand Island, Nebraska

Stopped last night (Wednesday November 14)...

Stopped last night (Wednesday November 14) around 7:15. The first two girls walked in ahead of me. Both were over weight with huge boobs, and great personalities like many of the black girls…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

A very laid-back club. The dancers...

A very laid-back club. The dancers are very approachable and the drinks are affordable. If you have downtime on a weekday afternoon, it's a great place to spend those minutes. The dancers are NOT afraid…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Friend took me to Mardi Gras...

Friend took me to Mardi Gras as we had nothing else to do. As with other club, we pay the entry fee and off we go to find a table. The place is…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

I had been to Pumps once...

I had been to Pumps once on a Friday night for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. That particular night Pumps was packed with dudes and there was only a handful of dancers. So we…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Spanky's East is one kick ass...

Spanky's East is one kick ass club. I've been going there since it's C.R. Fanny's days. When Spanky's took over the re-fit of the club was extensive and well done. I can't speak much about…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Went in on a Friday afternoon...

Went in on a Friday afternoon when I had some time to kill. There were about 3 girls walking around or talking with customers that I could see and one girl on the main…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Haven't been to all stars in...

Haven't been to all stars in a while, so I decided to check it out for a few beers and a few dances. There was about 5 girls working 3 Latinas and 2 white girls.…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

While staying in the Detroit area,...

While staying in the Detroit area, I went out to Ypsi and to Deja Vu. The outside was well lit and the host/maitre de was nice, but he actually seated me as if in a…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I hit Little Darlings at around...

I hit Little Darlings at around 1:30 pm. Showed the coupon on my phone and got in w/o cover except for the $10 unlimited soft drinks. There were few customers in house when…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I got there around 2pm. ...

I got there around 2pm. The club seemed practically empty. There was one girl on stage which was not my type. So I took a seat in one of the lap dance booths…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got there around 2:30pm. Free...

Got there around 2:30pm. Free cover. 2 beers for $9. $10 lap dances. What's not to like? Sure the club could use a bit of a refurb. And the daytime dancers range…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday afternoon visit. Plenty of...

Sunday afternoon visit. Plenty of girls working - mostly 7-9's. After awhile, was able to move to a high-top table along wall and much more enjoyable time sitting at these tables. Had…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is the best stripclub in...

This is the best stripclub in Dallas .. bar none. The dancers are super hot.. saw none less than a 8. Was there on a Friday night and the place was bustling. Did the valet…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This was my first time visiting...

This was my first time visiting the Harem. Being as it was late afternoon and very bright outside, I almost fell over not being able to see when I entered the almost dark club.…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Got tired of losing money downtown,...

Got tired of losing money downtown, so I decided to throw some away. Got in there around 4pm. I liked that the had a sign outside the club telling you how many dancers…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Stopped while in MB on business....

Stopped while in MB on business. Last time I was here is was very crowded for a weekday. This time, i stopped in around 12:30 as the club advertises that it opens at…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

First off I will say that...

First off I will say that when I fell in love with G2K it was a couple years ago. It seems like this establishment has definitely changed and not for the better. It used to…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

this is a little out of...

this is a little out of the peep show style place with some pretty hot girls you come in and you can watch the girl of your choice for a few miniutes if you see…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

All the previous reviews are accurate....

All the previous reviews are accurate. I stopped by on a Wednesday night around 10:30. The club doesn't look like a strip club. It is vey open and much more of a bar feel. There…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was visiting jersey due to sandy...

Was visiting jersey due to sandy and wanted to go out for fun. We ended up at this club and we had quite a bit of fun. There was atleast 12 dancers on shift some…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Had...

Had a couple of hours before my flight out of DFW, and after reading the reviews for the Fare Club at Cabaret Royale decided to give it a try.…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

This club is a bit out...

This club is a bit out of the way, but usually worth the trip. I got in about midnightish shortly before Halloween and it was as crowded as I had seen, but there were…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

went to akron last weekend to...

went to akron last weekend to visit some old friendsand ended up going to a few strip clubs .we started the night at cws and it was pretty good the club is a bit run…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Dropped by the Club yesterday afternoon....

Dropped by the Club yesterday afternoon. I typically stop by once a week or so. The club is clean and comfortable. The soda is flat, so I typically order water. Bit dark today,…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

went to glory daze later on...

went to glory daze later on that night ater leaving bottms up sc, and had a great time i went there with out my friends because they went to a different strip club in canton…

Plantation

Westlake, Louisiana

The women are good looking and...

The women are good looking and the VIP room is worth the money, I certainly had a good time in the VIP room. However the downside is that the security outside in the parking…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Stopped by on a Wednesday night...

Stopped by on a Wednesday night while waiting to pick up friends at the airport. It was early so the shift was a little slow, not many girls working yet. This place is big and…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Was staying at the hotel next...

Was staying at the hotel next door and decided to try this one out. Actually, went twice, once in the afternoon and again after shift change. Not a bad place, no real dogs either shift.…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Decided to go visit this place...

Decided to go visit this place since I hadn't been in quit some time. Sat down got approached and had a friend in 10 minutes, more on that later. Girls dance on a small stage…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

This club is kind of a...

This club is kind of a gem in Seattle right now. It's under the radar so you never have to compete with lots of guys and there are always several girls there when I…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

First visit for me in a...

First visit for me in a long time. Overall it was good with some unknowns which I will explain. Arrived around 12:30. Went in the front part. No cover on Tues thru Thurs. Normally,…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I had not stopped in for...

I had not stopped in for over 18 months. The club is still the same, just new faces. Many of the faces are young, some with piercings. Some of the bodies had tattoos but not…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

If only they had clubs on...

If only they had clubs on the Eastside of Lake Washington(one can dream)......The downtown club is my favorite because I occassionally come into Seattle to bar hop and see the ladies.(Makes it easy to grab…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Thursday had some time so stopped...

Thursday had some time so stopped by BM. You can say a lot of things about BM, but for sure it is definitely different than any of the other clubs in the valley. As…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Mardi Gras 2 sucks big time.....

Mardi Gras 2 sucks big time.. I was here today around 5 pm. I am not exaggerating but really there were two girls.. ? ? and i think they must have started their stripping career…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Wow, for a couple of visits...

Wow, for a couple of visits I found this club on the upswing. It seems to be back to its pitiful state. Three dancers and about six customers. Two 30ish dancers had beer guts and the…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I have recently revisited scores a...

I have recently revisited scores a few times now in the past couple months. The girls are easily some of the hottest in Tampa. Drinks are reasonable for the upscale atmosphere and environment.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Been a couple times and had...

Been a couple times and had a lot of fun - each visit gets better! This last one, received a couch dance from Selena, a very nice late 20s girl, cute, and a wonderful…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

This review isn't as much for...

This review isn't as much for a specific visit as it is for the overall experience. Most of the time I enjoy my visits here, as there is usually a wide variety of girls, some…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Went here for my birthday with...

Went here for my birthday with my brother and they bought me a VIP bracelet I was able to get two hot dancers with almost an hour with each of them. And these were hot…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Very few dancers on shift last...

Very few dancers on shift last time I went. Been here a few times before so seemed like all the strippers I don't like were there. However there was one amazing girl, J**** that I…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I tried Tattletale after giving up...

I tried Tattletale after giving up on the Doll House. People have covered the layout, etc. When I club, I am looking for a VIP. If I find something to my liking, great, if not it…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

My first trip to Diamond Girls...

My first trip to Diamond Girls was based upon feedback from a girl at another club who had danced there before. As mentioned by others not in the worst part of town, but not best…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

OK, this is only one of...

OK, this is only one of two clubs in Boston and by far the better choice. Cover was 20 on Friday night and packed like a sausage party...the dancers were all very hot but…

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Strip club hotlines

I noticed that when you call some clubs there is a hotline that gives you different options "press 1 for our hours" , etc. Tootsie's in Miami is one example. They did have a "press zero for operator". Any…

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Here is why pool tables should not be allowed in clubs.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/AeiEiSKAp5M?rel=0

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Tucson stripper arrested on human smuggling charges

An Tucson exotic dancer was arrested Friday for allegedly attempting to smuggle six illegal immigrants to Phoenix, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office said in a release. Deputies contacted Maria Bustamante, 33, after she allegedly made several traffic violations. When deputies…

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People Watching

Have you ever sat back in a club with a favorite dancer and watch the patrons. Several years ago I would sit with a girl I was friendly with and watch. Some of the girls were like vultures and would…

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And he was in S.Florida!

A recent review contained this gem! "I slammed back 5 beers in about 45 minutes and decided to head to the beach." Now as one that as taken the motorcycle class in order to ride in Florida, I understand that…

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Take the political off-topic shit elsewhere.

If you're pissed off about the government, then why not go to Fox News or Huffington Post to sprout off. It seems ever topic lately is an off-topic political rant. If you're going to rant, at least make…

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TAXES and their implications

The Tax System - Explained With Beer Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stop 2 of a haitus-busting trip;...

Stop 2 of a haitus-busting trip; major disappointment, compared to previous visits. Out of maybe 7 dancers, only 1 was remotely in shape. The rest were chubby/flabby with faces like the president of…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Had the luck to be in...

Had the luck to be in S. FLA again and stopped by Tootsie's on my way to the hotel from the airport on my first afternoon. Beautiful day, no cover charge and I headed…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Was in St Louis, and drove...

Was in St Louis, and drove across the river for some entertainment. Miss Kitty's was right off the highway, and other sites made it sound like it was lighter on the wallet than Hustler…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

I was driving through the town...

I was driving through the town and decided to stop by this club. It was easy to locate with my GPS. Since i arrived in evening, i was able to park my car. Parking is…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Visited this club on a recent...

Visited this club on a recent Saturday night. I normally visit during the week and usually enjoy hanging out with the ladies but had an opportunity over the weekend. There were only a handful of…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Visited on a recent Saturday night...

Visited on a recent Saturday night after being disappointed after stopping into Dollies. I have not visited here in more than a year so I felt a return visit was overdue. Walking in I was…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Came here on a recent Tuesday...

Came here on a recent Tuesday evening with a female friend. She had been here pre-renovations, and said the club had previously looked like a "basement." I hadn't seen it then, but I…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Visited on a Thursday afternoon. ...

Visited on a Thursday afternoon. There were 4 dancers in the house.....2 were decent, 1 so-so, and 1 fuglie. This is an interesting bar where the talent level varies by the day....just depends who shows…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited on Monday night, but was...

Visited on Monday night, but was not my kind of place. Manditory $5 valet, did not make me feel good as has some valuables in the car and trunck. $10 cover pat down, and metal…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Stopped on a Sunday night for...

Stopped on a Sunday night for a first time visit as business brought me to the area. There were about 8 dancers working and a small crowd of customers. Good stage side views and touches…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I've been to the brass many...

I've been to the brass many times. Decent selection of dancers. Hottest girls are Harley, Marie, Tsunami, China, and a few I cant remember. Drink prices kind of high, which you would expect at a…

Phipps Tavern

Hayward, Wisconsin

I went to this club after...

I went to this club after a round of golf with a buddy. It was okay, we had a beer but the ladies were not dancing yet. A cute lady came out from…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in here this past Saturday...

Stopped in here this past Saturday evening while making the rounds in Philly. Be advised that there is a mandatory $3 coat check upon entering, so it may be best to just leave your…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a recent Saturday...

Stopped in on a recent Saturday night while in Philly. This is a "dancer warehouse" type of club with a large central stage where three girls go on at a time. During my…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited here for the first time...

Visited here for the first time Sturday night. The club is not the most attractive. It sort of looks like an old warehouse that was converted and the inside is on the ugly side but we dont…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

I've only been to a few...

I've only been to a few other Portland clubs (Acropolis and Dancing' Bare) and I honestly like this one best. It has the great combination of cheap drinks and mostly hot and friendly girls. I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This club has a nice interior...

This club has a nice interior and has comfortable seating and large TVs if you want to catch some sports in between the eye candy. We watched some college football in between dancers and that worked…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Visited on Saturday night at 10:30....

Visited on Saturday night at 10:30. The place was very crowded. I could not even find a seat. Got a drink at the bar and walked around. Lots of dancers and most were…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Wow. This really is the...

Wow. This really is the best club in Texas. A friend was telling me that it was even better back in the day, but I don't see how. There's a insane number…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

I stopped here after flying into...

I stopped here after flying into town on a Monday night, since it was on my way to my hotel. It's a pretty big bar, with a few stages (they were only utilizing one when…

The Den

Magna, Utah

One of few bars out in...

One of few bars out in Magna, and I wouldn't say it's worth the drive. Driving to Salt Lake for another club is much more worth it if anything. The ladies didn't seem to care…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

Stoppped by for a quick drink...

Stoppped by for a quick drink after visiting Bush one night. Not certain if it was the weather or what, but the entire place was dead! This place has a really great bar and bar…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

I arrived after someone was stabbed...

I arrived after someone was stabbed to death on November 10th. I usually really enjoy this club but arriving to see paramedics swarming the place- not to eager to go back. The crowd this place…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

I went to the Sunset Strip...

I went to the Sunset Strip about 2 weeks ago. I live in the area so I've always wanted to check it out. When I went inside I was pretty surprised by how clean it…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Well if you need a place...

Well if you need a place where a dollar goes a long way then Sam's is your place! You just can't beat $10 lap dances. The only problem is that it's bright in there and…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

I got done watching football with...

I got done watching football with friends and played poker and the they all wanted to hit the paradise. I was like cool. I was the only one with a membership wasnt a problem they…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

The ambiance was nice. Candles,...

The ambiance was nice. Candles, leather couches. It could be better but I'd still have to say that zookas is my go-to in Kansas city. The girls were hot. I got dances with…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A small club. One large...

A small club. One large room with a hallway to restrooms and what I'm assuming is the dancers' dressing area. No alcohol is served, though the dancers (who serve as waitresses as well)…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Excellent bar and table service, variety...

Excellent bar and table service, variety of dancers both in size and shape and experience. If you enjoy friendly ladies, this Club is worth your visit. There is a little competition which is…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I tried to visit this club...

I tried to visit this club in the afternoon before a busines trip. Unfortunately there was a power outage in the area which dissrupted the club and my plans. I got back about 3pm when…

Kings & Diamonds

Baltimore, Maryland

I went to King and Diamonds...

I went to King and Diamonds when The Body XXX came through. There were many dancers fully nude like over 30 dancers which is a plus. Many women were attractive and nice. There are light…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Club was open at 2PM but...

Club was open at 2PM but it was dead. Only a couple of dancers and none of them were much to look at. I spent some time with a mature lady with impressive natural breasts.…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Went in one day after work....

Went in one day after work. Staff was very friendly. Couple of good looking girls. Got a nice dance with VIP. For about 150 bucks you get a great lap dance and bj. Well worth…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My ATF wasn't in today. ...

My ATF wasn't in today. What looked like a very promising young brunette in glasses sidles up and asks me to her 'office'. Well, being a VIP kind of guy, I tested the…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Visited this club on a Saturday...

Visited this club on a Saturday night with 2 friends. The club is quite small and it was quite crowded when we were there. Drinks are reasonably priced at about $6 (CAN) for a beer.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

This club is the oldest club...

This club is the oldest club in Kokomo and the inside shows it despite the new section added for some pool tables. The club is very dark and musty inside. The tables and chairs are…

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Another Tale From The Far North

The drug testers showed up unannounced at my exploration camp earlier today. This is an intrusive invasion into the guys' privacy (and mine too) but I am way cool with the testing. When the girls (and it is ALWAYS girls)…

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Whatever Happened To Common Sense?

My Toronto OTC sweetie has been bombarding me with e-mails about a career change she is planning. She is 43, still hot and an exemplary performer in the sack (#2 on my lifetime list). Also very smart (speaks 5 languages…

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General Petraeus Affair

Here's my theory about a powerful man like the General getting caught up in this sex scandal. All guys, married or not, find it difficult to be monogamous in a long term relationship. It's just they way man is. Have…

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Secession: 150+ years later

Here is the chance for all those Southern Club goers to design a new C.S.A. Constitution that will make Strip Clubbing in the South the ENVY of the World! ;)

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OT: Jane Seymour

Holy shot! The medicine woman is still smokin', ain't she?

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2001 + Patriot Act =1984 in 2012?

Hmm...!?

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Here is another thing you can blame on the government. :)

The Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals. Data just published in the Journal of Urology considers a decade of genitourinary injuries in American adults -- trauma that's "remarkable given its uniquely sensitive nature and possible reproductive consequences." Researchers at UCSF looked…

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Completely off topic, but cool

Sandy Shook US Like an Earthquake By Becky Oskin, OurAmazingPlanet Staff Writer | LiveScience.com – Mon, Nov 12, 2012 Hurricane Sandy pummeled the United States from Florida to Wisconsin, and its fierce winds caused a vast swath of ground to shake, a…

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Alcohol may have played a part in this disturbance. :)

After threatening police officers outside an Allentown strip club early Saturday, a 33-year-old man urinated on his cell floor and then clogged the cell's toilet, according to court documents. Raul N. Caraballo, of Allentown was also found with several bags of…

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Anybody cuttind down on S/C activities like me to afford Tax hikes, Obama care?

January 1st tax increases (Bush tax cuts expire). Company is forced to pay for Obama care in 2 years. The Mayans just may be right, end of the world could start soon. Little hope for us working stiffs with the…

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simple living ? equals more clubing ?

I'm currently successfuly homless and clubing on 90% of my $60,000 a year salary.....how simple are you keeping your experience so you can make that ass shake just a little more for dady ?

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At Burger King you can have it your way!

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20121026/hunts-point/irate-residents-find-strip-club-patrons-parked-at-nearby-mcdonalds

My Quest For Value - From Strip Clubs to Escorts

As a veteran hobbyist I have enjoyed many hours in strip clubs. With a career featuring a good deal of travel, plus homes in Michigan and Florida, I have been fortunate to experience some of the finest SCs in the country. Since I live in Michigan much of the year I am close to the Detroit hotbed of high mileage clubs. Accordingly, I quickly came to expect a certain level of mileage and service. Even at the Florida clubs I frequent I expect to get my fingers wet and often receive manual attention to Mr. Johnson. For the past several years I have received LDs that allowed me to explore the dancer's body most anyplace…

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Hottest dancers in Phoenix - which club?

Which club in Phoenix has the prettiest/hottest/cutest dancers?

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You Boys Like Auto Racing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAFoso0CLk

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Scary!

A Springfield[Oregon] man is in jail after being accused of raping a 23-year-old woman while she performed a private dance for him at a Springfield strip club on Sunday night, police said. The suspect, 29-year-old Eliaser Baez-Duarte, faces charges of…

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Cell Phone checks

I left my cell phone in the car because I have read about Diamond's cabaret $2 cell phone check at the door. Anyone else experience a cell phone check at the door? I have done the coat check before…

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Yikes!

For the first time in US history, more women than men have driver's licenses. Eyes wide open. Be careful of them bitches puttin' on make-up, drinking double latte mocha frapo chino Starbucks, and texting while trying to drive. Be careful…

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erotic asian massage palor

I heard that there are erotic asian massage parlor all around the US. Why do some people prefer this over SC. I heard that they can cost like 200 to 300 dollars.

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Fort Myers, FL

I'll be in Fort Myers next week. Club selection near the Marriott on Harbour Pointe Drive seem limited. Reviews show Babes as perhaps the best but not real close. Are any clubs full-nude? Touching allowed?…

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Providence Clubs

Back to the business of Tuslc. I have a trip next week to Providence. Which clubs are the best over all. I see the Cadilac Lounge has good overall reviews. Almost all have threads if you are not local can…

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Au contraire mon frere...

I have to admit I like having all the discussions in one place. I like running across the CRAY-ZEE shit some folks post. I also like the useful nuggets. I'm not sure how much we would get in the purely serious…

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prep.........H

Is it wrong to go to a strip club and get a lapper when sporting Preparation H down there? I mean, I want to be comfortable and not have to itch my ass when I get a dance.…

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Memberships

IMHO I think it is time for the Founder to REQUIRE all members who are not already Lifetime members to upgrade to paid Lifetime memberships by June 30, 2013. Cost being north of $100.00. This may well help to weed out…

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Subdivision

IMHO I believe that it is time for the Founder to subdivide TUSCL's Forum into 3 parts as follows: 1. Forum for Club and Dancer discussion 2. Forum for HARD News about Clubs and the industry, such as the Crime threads…

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NOLA 2AMer

Someone walked into a French Quarter strip club early Monday, shot an employee just above the knee and robbed the business, according to authorities. The robber fled, and the New Orleans Police Department is now searching for him. Police said the…

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First Lady's

Man, in this US vs. China match, we come in a VERY, VERY, VERY, second!

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feeding bread to the girls at the table ?

How many do this and y ?

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LA County to Create a Condom Vault?

Meanwhile, the county is still closing a tenth of its courtrooms due to budget cuts LOS ANGELES—It's not like anyone has anything else to worry about in Los Angeles County, but the Los Angeles Times is reporting that county officials are…

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Skirts

I was enjoying a very nice lap dance a while back from a young raven haired beauty who was wearing a very short skirt as part of her stripper outfit. The skirt covered practically nothing while she was on…

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2AMers even happen in Morman country

SOUTH SALT LAKE, Utah—Stabbings at a South Salt Lake strip club have left one man dead, another seriously injured and yet another in jail Police spokesman Gary Keller says 43-year-old Isaac Gallegos of South Salt Lake was arrested after a…

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NYC - any recommendations?

I have to visit NYC tomorrow for a couple of days. I've never been to the clubs in NYC. Does anyone have any recommendations? Thanks.

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Time to move and dodge rocket attacks?

I was looking at the recent club reviews and saw the "Pussycat Lounge" located in Tel Aviv, Israel. just wanted to read about a club in Israel. Post were the costs as, "Lap dances were only 20 shek." and "...private…

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Dallas Clubs

Hey! I live here in Dallas. Where can I get my dick sucked and a finger in my butthole??

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Houston clubs

So going to Houston for a few days any recommendations on clubs. Similar to follies?

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How do I Become a Police Informant?

"According to published reports and court records, the informant allegedly had sex with female strippers and others while using them to set up drug deals to buy Oxycotin from a Sarasota narcotics officer. " "There are also allegations that the informant…

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So.....I Hear You Guys Had An Election Down South

$6,000,000,000 campaign spending by both parties and NOTHING changed! Do you guys have a death wish? Obama was such a beatable candidate for the Democrats and Romney couldn't close the deal? So much for Romney the crafty businessman; he ran…

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Strip club closed for prostitution

Gloria's in Irwin was raided for drugs and prostitution. http://triblive.com/news/2927535-74/police-lounge-drug-arrested-charged-north-prostitution-state-thursday-huntingdon

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Houston, Tx. Clubgoers.......

So I heard from a participant that there is a houston strip club/bar that offers other type of spectator type entertainment in the late hours of the night....... The wierd thing is that the location I was given & name…

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Petraeus

Petraeus resigns for having an affair. This is nuts! If every officer that had an affair we would have a very small army. So much leadership and experience lost over this such a waste. Yea, sure there is…

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One dollar bid, now two, now two, will ya' give me two? Two dollar bid, now thre

Been a faithful TUSCL reader for years. Though I'd heard of about every novel idea in strip clubs. Until I read about a "dance auction" at Lansing MI club. Winning bid went for $125. I don't know the details, but…

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Not supporting or never listening to an artist again because of his or her sexua

I just don't get this. Maybe one of you can help me out. Let's say that you have a favorite music artist. One day, that artist comes out of the closet and says that she or she is gay. Now, this…

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President Cries

It's all over the news this morning that President Obama was in tears when thanking campaign staffers in Chicago. Here' the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfayQR9qk_Q Now, you know that women all over the world are going to melt when they see this. And probably…

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An Opinion, Mine - ONCE again, more than a year later

You really are a low life Dougster. You are not Man enough to issue an apology for attacking my deceased Mother without repeatedly attacking me in the process. You are a COWARD Dougster. More than a year ago Doc Holiday…

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Diane Webber Queen of American Nudism - Was she ever a stripper?

I have always considered Diane Webber one of sexiest women of all time. I wonder if she ever stripped or worked at a club. Her nudist photos grace many of an archive.

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RAID !

Holy Shit ... Was at a club/bar that I have gone to before. It is definitely a dive but in a good area, not dirty, and the customers are local country types, not thugs. Was there a couple of…

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OMG Honey Bees Are Such Little Cum Dumster Sluts!!

The surviving virgin queen will fly out on a sunny, warm day to a "drone congregation area" where she will mate with 12-15 drones. If the weather holds, she may return to the drone congregation area for several days until…

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Mexican TV

I really feel sorry for you guys who don't have access to some of the Mexican TV stations. Holy crap. In LA we've got a bunch of them, and the shit you see on them is awesome. Insanely hot chicks…

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Backpagers who CARE

Even though it cost them a couple bucks, I love when people post theses "Stay Away" postings. So frigging hilariouss. Anyone ever encounter these on craigslist or backpage (or a similar ad site)? http://manhattan.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stay-away-from-look-no-further-available-now-sweet-and-yummy-cute-playful-openminded-bu-63/34565627

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Simple Question

Sluts vs Whores. Which and Why I go with whores because its a less complicated proposition. A wiseman once said each have the same product but sluts are wholesale, sluts are retail.

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Gay Questions

Okay, I have a couple of questions about, well, gay issues. Honest questions. 1. If gay guys are attracted to men, then why do gay guys act like women? I've never understood that. 2. The other day I'm flipping channels on…

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Mons Dayshift

I am shocked. Okay, there, I said it. I am absolutely shocked. So I'm bouncing around the web, and based on another thread here I checked out the Mons Venus website. And on the front page they have a live (?) feed…

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'16 & Pregnant' Star Now Works in a Strip Club

I'm sure this is the usual career path. http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981745225